Douluo: Ranking Teachers Across Realms, Yu Xiaogang's Face Turns Red
Chapter 26

Tang San, Pure and Spotless? Utter Double Standards, More Like It!

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[Before long, Oscar successfully broke through to level thirty.]

[The group set out for the Star Dou Forest to hunt Spirit Rings.]

[Along the way, they happened to encounter the teachers and students of Canghui Academy.]

[Ma Hongjun made lewd remarks toward one of the female students. Though he did not make a move, he had already made everyone sickened by him.]

[Faced with Canghui Academy's outrage, Dai Mubai merely sneered and bluntly called them a bunch of trash.]

[Just as Tang San felt that this was inappropriate, Dai Mubai voiced Headmaster Flender's "famous saying"—]

["Spirit Masters who dare not cause trouble are destined to be mediocre!"]

[Before his words had even faded, several of them began fighting Canghui Academy.]

[When the teacher leading the other side stepped forward to stop them, Zhao Wuji suddenly appeared and slapped him into the wall.]

[In the end, Canghui Academy's group left injured, while the Shrek Seven Devils swaggered away.]

The Heavens and Myriad Worlds:?

When I typed out that question mark...

Forget it. I only want to say that there is seriously something wrong with you people!

This is Shrek Academy's educational philosophy?

Are you sure there has not been some mistake?

Who teaches students like this?!

There is a saying: when the brave are angry, they draw their swords against the strong; when cowards are angry, they turn their blades upon the weak.

Isn't your "those who dare not cause trouble are mediocrities" just bullying the weak while fearing the strong?

What a fine "those who dare not cause trouble are mediocrities"!

It would have been one thing to say, "Those who are not envied by others are mediocre,"

but "those who dare not cause trouble" are the mediocre ones instead?

Is this really how a Child of Destiny should behave?

They took the initiative to provoke others, then beat them up with complete self-righteousness—

What exactly are you people doing?!

But in the Douluo World,

if others do not offend me, then I will offend them; after offending them, I will still think I am in the right!

Good grief, isn't that standard villain logic?

In the past, villains were always seen taking the initiative to provoke Children of Destiny like Zhou Yuan,

only to be ruthlessly humiliated in the end.

But this time, it was the Child of Destiny's turn to do such a thing,

while the poor people of Canghui Academy did not get any protagonist treatment at all.

They had no power to fight back,

and could only silently swallow this humiliation.

What was the most ironic part?

It was that this Child of Destiny, Tang San, never considered himself a villain,

nor did he ever admit to selfish motives.

He could always find grand and righteous reasons for every selfish action.

"Pure and spotless Tang Buddha"...

Now, the Heavens and Myriad Worlds had finally begun to grasp the true meaning of those words.

They were clearly mocking Tang San! Pure and spotless? He was plainly the ultimate hypocrite with double standards!

Battle Through the Heavens World

Xiao Yan could not help comparing Jia Nan Academy with Shrek Academy.

"Only now do I realize just how upright our Jia Nan Academy is."

"At the very least, we would not use such absurd theories to mislead our students."

"Although we encourage competition within the academy, we always teach our students to be cautious with their words and actions outside it."

"After all, you never know whether the person before you is a lone Dou Shi or an expert backed by a Dou Sheng."

"'Those who dare not cause trouble are mediocrities'—without a Title Douluo standing guard, they still dared to be this arrogant?"

You would never know without comparing them, but once compared, the difference became obvious.

Compared to Jia Nan Academy, Shrek was simply not worth mentioning!

Whether in teaching resources, educational philosophy, or accumulated heritage and background,

Shrek fell far behind Jia Nan Academy.

With standards like these, they still dared to claim they only accepted monsters?

Were they not truly leading students astray?

[After teaching Canghui Academy a lesson, the group entered the depths of the Star Dou Forest.]

[Zhao Wuji hunted down a Cockscomb Phoenix Tail Snake for Oscar to absorb its Spirit Ring.]

[Unexpectedly, Snake Woman Chao Tianxiang appeared with her granddaughter Meng Yiran to contest it.]

[Since Oscar was a food-type Spirit Master, both sides agreed that Tang San and Meng Yiran would compete to determine ownership of the Spirit Ring.]

[Tang San won with ease, and Oscar successfully advanced to level thirty-one.]

[At this time, Tang San had also reached the level-thirty bottleneck and urgently needed to obtain his third Spirit Ring.]

[The group stayed in the forest for another day, only to encounter an attack from the Titan Giant Ape.]

[After Xiao Wu was taken away, Tang San's eyes turned crimson. He swallowed a Flying Mushroom Sausage and desperately gave chase!]

[Along the way, he encountered a Man Faced Demon Spider and killed it with hidden weapons, only to run into Meng Yiran and her grandmother again.]

[This Man Faced Demon Spider was actually Meng Yiran's intended target, and this time Dragon Duke Meng Shu was present as well!]

[Zhao Wuji was in poor condition and unable to contend with him, so he could only secretly tell Meng Shu that Tang San's father was Tang Hao.]

[Dragon Duke's expression changed upon hearing this, leaving him no choice but to once again arrange a duel between the juniors to resolve the dispute.]

[By coincidence, the contest Meng Yiran proposed was actually a test of hidden weapon techniques.]

[Tang San was practically a grandmaster in this field, while Oscar even took the opportunity to demand that the winner receive a kiss from Meng Yiran.]

[After Tang San won, he received the kiss and absorbed the Man Faced Demon Spider's Spirit Ring beyond his level.]

[At this moment, Xiao Wu unexpectedly returned safely on her own.]

[In the end, everyone returned safely to the academy.]

Something was off...

It was more than a little off!

No, what was wrong with this guy?!

When his little sister Xiao Wu was taken away, he looked ready to risk his life to save her,

so why was he busy competing with someone for a Spirit Ring after killing the Man Faced Demon Spider?

That excuse was far too forced—what was this nonsense about obtaining a Spirit Ring to increase his strength so he could save Xiao Wu?

Who exactly were you saving?

Even with one more Spirit Ring, you would only be a three-ring Soul Elder!

Even Zhao Wuji, a seven-ring Soul Saint, had been beaten until he could not fight back at all!

What use could a newly advanced three-ring Soul Elder possibly be?

If you wanted an excuse, you should at least have found a convincing one. Yet you insisted that absorbing the Man Faced Demon Spider's Spirit Ring was for Xiao Wu's sake—

Did you not feel guilty even hearing yourself say that?

Battle Through the Heavens World

Tang San's actions made Xiao Yan frown repeatedly.

This fellow countryman was giving him an increasingly unpleasant impression.

What happened in the footage was like this:

Xun Er was taken away by a ferocious beast,

and while he was rushing to save her, he happened upon a Heavenly Flame that could improve his cultivation.

Then he decided to refine the Heavenly Flame first to increase his strength before saving her!

Even more absurdly, he encountered a woman along the way who was competing with him for the Heavenly Flame, and they even made a wager for a contest.

If it had been him, he would absolutely have given up the Heavenly Flame without hesitation

and gone to save Xun Er immediately.

If it had merely been a convenient power-up and the situation had not been urgent,

then increasing his strength would naturally have been beneficial.

But he had actually still had the leisure to gamble with someone, and the wager was some kiss...

It was utterly ridiculous! Xun Er's life and death were still unknown, yet you still had the mind to think about that?

Xiao Yan did not consider himself a man devoted to only one woman.

He had two wives and many romantic interests,

so he could not make pretty promises like "one life, one partner."

But he dared to guarantee this: if any one of them faced danger,

he would be willing to pay with his life and fight desperately to save her!

Douluo World

Xiao Wu stared at Tang San with a dangerous smile.

"Third Brother, so when Er Ming took me away back then, there was actually this little episode too~"

"Xiao Wu, listen to my explanation! The situation was urgent then, and Oscar proposed that wager. It was not something I asked for!"

Tang San hurriedly explained.

There had truly only ever been Xiao Wu in his heart!

"Oh? So you could not dodge that kiss at the time?"

Tang San:...

Could he say that he had not expected it at all?

Not even ghosts would believe that!

With his skills, he could not have avoided Meng Yiran's kiss?

The so-called "I didn't expect it" was nothing but self-deception!

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