Douluo: Ranking Teachers Across Realms, Yu Xiaogang's Face Turns Red
Chapter 27

An Odd Training Method-Is This How Shrek Trains Spirit Masters?

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Since he had proposed that wager in the first place, did he really think she would not follow through?

Although he and Xiao Wu had not yet made their relationship official at the time, it probably would not have mattered much if someone kissed him.

But Tang San absolutely did not dare say that out loud.

He could only keep begging Xiao Wu for mercy while signaling frantically at Oscar in the distance.

He urged him to hurry up and help defuse the situation!

Little did he know that the sight of that kiss had also stirred up unpleasant memories for Oscar.

Because...

Meng Yiran was not the only one who had kissed Tang San!

[After returning to the academy, Tang San's mentor, Grandmaster, came to guide them and arranged devilish training for everyone—long-distance running with weights!] [Grandmaster claimed that through precise calculations, he had accurately determined each person's maximum carrying capacity and running distance.] [This weighted run required teamwork, and Soul Power was forbidden. It was said to be highly effective for building physical fitness!] [He also arranged for them to visit the Spirit Fighting Arena for team coordination and individual combat training.] [Under this series of special training sessions, the Shrek Seven Devils steadily grew stronger.] [They also built up quite a reputation in the Spirit Fighting Arena.] [During this period, Tang San and the others defeated the team led by Dugu Yan and successfully neutralized her Jade Phosphorus Snake Poison.] [Later, Dugu Bo learned from his granddaughter that Tang San could cure snake venom and became deeply interested in him.] [Tang San first met Dugu Bo at Heaven Dou Royal Academy.] [At the time, Dugu Bo used the pressure of a Title Douluo to drive everyone away directly.] [Flender had wanted to confront him head-on, but under Grandmaster's persuasion, he ultimately endured the humiliation and left.]

The beings of the Heavens and Myriad Worlds could not help letting out waves of mocking laughter at this.

How did that feel now?

Did they still dare insist that "those who do not dare cause trouble are mediocre"?

When facing a Title Douluo, why did they not keep causing trouble? Why were they no longer so tough?

They went around all day with "those who do not dare cause trouble are mediocre" on their lips,

yet they were clearly bullies who feared the strong and preyed on the weak, insisting on making it sound so righteous.

Did they really think they were so impressive?

When they encountered a true powerhouse, did they not still obediently admit defeat?

Besides finding Flender's humiliation deeply satisfying,

the beings of the Heavens and Myriad Worlds once again turned their attention to Grandmaster.

Grandmaster had not appeared much before this.

Since Tang San obtained his first Spirit Ring, he had rarely shown himself.

Everyone had always been curious about just how profound his theoretical knowledge truly was.

When they saw him personally formulate a special training plan for the Shrek Seven Devils,

they had even looked forward to seeing what unique training method

could draw out the potential of this group of "monsters."

And yet...

After all that, it was just weighted running???

Weighted training was not entirely useless,

but was this method not far too ordinary?

Even when Xiao Yan used the Heavy Profound Ruler for weighted training back then,

it had been a special artifact capable of suppressing Dou Qi and accelerating cultivation.

Yet here, he was actually making do with ordinary stones...

As for the combat training afterward—

Who could not have thought of that?

Would any normal person not know to temper themselves through actual combat?

So what was the point of this Grandmaster coming here at all?

If he could not find rare resources for the students,

then at the very least, should he not have designed some unique training plans?

They called themselves an academy that "only accepts monsters,"

but what was the use of recruiting geniuses?

They were already uncut jade. Even with Grandmaster's guidance,

what could Shrek possibly provide them with?

Cultivation resources? Exclusive secret arts? Or special techniques?

They had nothing!

Do not mention how many students Shrek had trained before—

With their admission standards, it would be strange if they failed to produce capable students!

Heavenly Source World

Zhou Yuan watched the training scene in the image with a subtle expression.

"This weighted training... At first glance, I thought it was some exclusive secret technique."

"But in the end, it is merely carrying stones back and forth for several hundred li. Does such a distance even count as a challenge?"

Zhou Yuan was not boasting. Even at the realm of having merely opened his Eight Meridians,

he could easily run several hundred li with a heavy load without circulating Source Qi...

It simply would not benefit his cultivation in the slightest.

Rather than wasting time running such long distances,

he might as well use the Source Qi of his Eight Meridians to temper his body.

This kind of simple physical training was utterly wasting cultivation opportunities.

Did cultivators in the Douluo World not understand how to use Soul Power to temper their bodies?

"That world's level truly seems somewhat crude."

"Cultivators of the Initial Realm in my world can fly through the air. Even in the Dou Qi World, Dou Wang experts can form wings and soar."

"But in that world, unless one's Martial Soul possesses flight capabilities, it seems one must cultivate to Title Douluo before flying through the air?"

Zhou Yuan's assessment of Grandmaster had plummeted to rock bottom.

Regardless of how high or low a world's level was,

using such a rudimentary training method as special training truly disgraced the title of "the continent's foremost scholar."

If this level could dominate the academic world, then anyone in the Heavenly Source World could claim that honor!

He could only hope Grandmaster would demonstrate some genuine skill later on.

After all, as the mentor of a Child of Destiny, he should not be this inadequate, right?

[After being driven out of Heaven Dou Royal Academy, everyone made their way to Blue Tyrant Academy, where they reunited with the final member of the Golden Iron Triangle.] [She turned out to be Grandmaster's former lover, but unfortunately, the two were blood relatives.] [Back then, Grandmaster had chosen to leave because he could not face such a relationship.] [Only after taking Tang San as his disciple did he step into the world of Spirit Masters again.] [Yet just as they reunited, Tang San was forcibly abducted by Dugu Bo.] [Dugu Bo had captured him to seek a cure for the poison afflicting both himself and his granddaughter.] [After a verbal exchange, Tang San successfully gained Dugu Bo's initial trust and was taken to his herb garden.] [The garden was actually filled with Immortal Grade herbs that Tang San had known from his previous life!] [With the help of these heavenly treasures, Tang San not only greatly strengthened his constitution, but also developed a body immune to all poisons.] [At this time, Grandmaster arrived with Flender and Liu Erlong to demand Tang San's release.] [Although Flender had already lowered his stance, Dugu Bo lied and claimed that Tang San was dead.] [Enraged, the three used a three-person Martial Soul Fusion Skill.] [Using Luo Sanpao as the vessel, they combined their strength and manifested a top-tier Martial Soul—the Golden Sacred Dragon!] [Unfortunately, two Soul Saints and one Soul Grandmaster were ultimately no match for a level ninety-one Title Douluo.] [After defeating them, Dugu Bo had originally not intended to take their lives.] [Who would have thought that Liu Erlong would announce her identity, instead provoking his killing intent?] [Then Grandmaster actually revealed Tang San's background—] ["Dugu Bo, if you harm Tang San in the slightest, his father will definitely make you regret it!"] [Dugu Bo immediately thought of Clear Sky Douluo, Tang Hao.] [Since they had already become enemies, to eliminate all future trouble, he could only kill everyone present, Tang San included!] [At the critical moment, Tang San appeared in time to negotiate, ultimately allowing everyone to escape danger.]

The Heavens and Myriad Worlds:...

This farce unfolding one after another left all living beings across the heavens collectively speechless.

It truly was...

So full of flaws that they did not even know where to begin criticizing!

It felt as though every frame was creating a classic, and every line was reshaping their understanding!

If there was one part that left them most astonished, it had to be that line—do you know who Tang San's father is?

Heard on its own, it might only sound awkward.

But compared with the experiences of the other Xiao Yan, it was simply incomprehensible.

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