Douluo: My Dad is a Heartthrob, Exposed by the Heavenly Screen
Chapter 16

Shrek's Three Scumbags, We're Dropping Out

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"What? I have evil fire in my heart, I frequent brothels, and I have no upbringing?"

"Heavens, it's all a misunderstanding!"

"I was forced into it, it's all the fault of my Evil Phoenix martial soul. I don't want to go to brothels either."

Seeing his own name, Ma Hongjun was on the verge of a breakdown.

He really wasn't a scumbag; he was deeply devoted to Ru Hua at the Flower Fragrance Pavilion.

Occasionally, he would switch to other girls to help him solve his troubles.

But that was never his intention; it was caused by his martial soul.

If the Sky Screen was going to rank scumbags, it should at least be reasonable about it.

"Hehe, I knew it, you kid would definitely make it onto the Scumbag Ranking."

"Fatty, congratulations, five levels of spirit power are about to be yours!"

Oscar walked over with a cheerful grin to tease him.

He felt that this Scumbag Ranking actually had some credibility.

After all, when he was sleeping, he often heard him shouting the names of different women like Ru Hua, Cui Hua, and Qiu Hua.

He was a scumbag through and through.

"Get lost, I only love Ru Hua!"

"If she sees this, what will she think of me!"

Ma Hongjun pushed Oscar away, his face full of helplessness.

"She's just a prostitute in a brothel. As long as the money is right, Ru Hua will treat you like her husband every day!"

"You're just too young, actually believing in love. She's just playing you!"

Oscar acted like an older brother, continuing to mock him.

"What do you know? In a few months, I would have won Ru Hua over."

"After that, I'd get a fifty percent discount when I visit her. With a little more effort, thirty percent or even free would have been possible."

"Now, it's back to full price. My wallet can't handle this!"

Ma Hongjun began to feel the sting of regret.

He had a premonition that his purse would be empty very soon.

"Damn, that's exactly why you belong on the Scumbag Ranking!"

Oscar was speechless after hearing that.

After all that, his "true love" was just about saving money.

He truly deserved to be on the Scumbag Ranking; it was a title well-earned!

"Hmph, dead scumbag!"

Zhu Zhuqing mocked him coldly and took the initiative to put some distance between them.

What was wrong with Shrek Academy?

The teacher was a scumbag, and the students were scumbags too.

What kind of good students could such a school produce?

[Scumbag Ranking TOP 7: Dai Mubai.]

[This person has long wandered among a myriad of flowers, using the manipulation of women to hide the cowardice in his heart. A total piece of trash!]

"Hahaha, Boss Dai is on the list too!"

"This is great!"

"Finally, someone to keep me company!"

"I feel so much better now!"

"I hope Oscar makes it on the list too!"

Seeing Dai Mubai's name, Ma Hongjun jumped for joy.

"Heh, truly worthy of being brothers!"

"Rongrong, I want to drop out. What about you?"

Zhu Zhuqing had completely lost faith in Dai Mubai and no longer held any hope.

The Scumbag Ranking's assessment was spot on; he was a hopeless case, a piece of trash, and not worth her expectations.

Rather than relying on him, it would be better to find a way to seek out a capable master.

No matter what, she would not submit to fate.

Even if there was only a glimmer of hope, she would fight for it.

"Zhuqing, you're right. Let's drop out!"

"This school is too terrifying; there are wolves everywhere!"

"If we aren't careful, we'll be devoured."

"Let's go, the two of us together!"

Zhu Zhuqing's words struck a chord in Ning Rongrong's heart.

If they didn't leave quickly, they would sooner or later be trapped in a wolf's den, unable to escape.

"Zhuqing, Rongrong, I'll go with you. I want to withdraw from the academy too!"

Xiao Wu pursed her lips, having made up her mind as well.

She truly couldn't stay in this school any longer.

"If Xiao Wu is withdrawing, I'm withdrawing too!"

Tang San couldn't rest easy letting Xiao Wu leave alone, so he followed right behind her.

"Boss Dai, you aren't thinking of withdrawing too, are you?"

Seeing the new students all wanting to withdraw, Oscar's heart instantly went cold.

Those were three beauties, just leaving like that.

His motivation for training every day was gone.

"Withdraw my ass. We're good brothers, good buddies; I'm staying at Shrek."

Dai Mubai already knew that Zhu Zhuqing was completely disappointed in him, and he no longer intended to keep pestering her.

Rather than wasting time, he might as well enjoy a few years before he was imprisoned or killed by Dai Davis.

Even if he died, he would have lived enough.

"Well said, Boss Dai. We're good brothers for life!"

"Isn't it just the Scumbag Ranking?"

"You guys just wait, I'll definitely make the list next month and keep you company."

Oscar draped his arm over Dai Mubai's shoulder.

He was determined to take the top spot on the Scumbag Ranking, and no one was going to take it from him.

But just as the three of them were making their grand declarations, Flender felt a massive headache coming on.

Tang San, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong had all come to withdraw, even offering to forgo their tuition refunds.

It was clear how strong their resolve was.

Even if he wanted to keep them, he couldn't.

This Scumbag Ranking had completely ruined the atmosphere and reputation of Shrek Academy.

If he had to blame someone, he could only blame himself for being blind and taking in those three students: Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar.

"You bastard, how did I produce such a cowardly child?"

"Someone, pass down the order: cut off all of Dai Mubai's funding."

"If he continues to degenerate like this, expel him from the Star Luo Royal Family directly!"

Seeing the Scumbag Ranking's description of Dai Mubai, Emperor Dai Tianchen of the Star Luo Empire was incensed.

As a member of the Dai family, one should be brave, invincible, and willing to strive.

Dai Mubai's current behavior disappointed him deeply.

"Yes, Father, I will go handle it at once!"

Dai Davis was secretly delighted and hurried off to carry out the order.

It seemed his appointment as Crown Prince was now secure.

"Where are the people from the Clear Sky Sect?"

"Where the hell did they all go!"

"Who exactly wiped out my Clear Sky Sect?"

Tang Hao flew all the way to the original location of the Clear Sky Sect, only to suddenly discover that the entire sect had vanished.

In an instant, he was consumed by rage, roaring at the sky with a tone filled with resentment and self-reproach.

"Are, are you the Chief Elder, the old Sect Master Tang Chen?"

Just then, a young man braced himself against the pressure radiating from Tang Chen and approached him.

"This old man is indeed Tang Chen. Who are you?"

Tang Chen looked down, gazing at the young man before him.

He could sense a familiar aura coming from this person.

"Great Ancestor, you've finally returned."

"I am Tang Xing, a third-generation disciple of the Clear Sky Sect!"

The young man knelt before Tang Chen, kowtowing repeatedly as tears welled up in his eyes.

Ever since the Clear Sky Sect was forced into seclusion, they had sent people to stand guard here every year, waiting for Tang Chen's return.

For over a decade, this vigil had never been broken.

Now, the greatest combat power of their Clear Sky Sect had finally returned.

The Clear Sky Sect finally had a chance to see the light of day again!

"Get up. In the years I have been away, what exactly happened to the Clear Sky Sect?"

Seeing that he was a disciple of the Clear Sky Sect, Tang Chen breathed a slight sigh of relief.

As long as there were people left, it meant the Clear Sky Sect had not been wiped out.

"Ancestor, we, our Clear Sky Sect..."

Tang Xing scrambled to his feet, weeping and wiping away tears as he recounted the grievances the Clear Sky Sect had suffered over the years to Tang Chen.

"A fine Spirit Hall, a fine Qian Daoliu!"

"You really think my Clear Sky Sect is easy to bully, don't you!"

"Just because you lost a son, you suppress my Clear Sky Sect to this extent!"

"Let's see if I don't smash your Spirit Hall into pieces!"

After hearing the cause of the events, Tang Chen let out an angry roar and flew rapidly toward the direction of Spirit City.

He would make the Spirit Hall pay the price!

He would let the Douluo Continent know that he, Tang Chen, had returned!

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