Douluo: Saint Teacher with Ghost Back, Writing Books to Become a God

[Also known as After I Wrote Battle Through the Heavens, Soul Land's Characters Went Completely Off Script!]

[Lighthearted Daily Life + Hilarious Memes + Putting Tang San and Yu Xiaogang Through the Wringer]

My name is Su Mo. I transmigrated to Holy Soul Village, penniless and destitute, with a gravely ill mother to care for.

Fortunately, I'm extraordinarily gifted. I could read at three and write books at five, and my literary works shook Spirit Hall.

After earning the recognition of the sage Confucius, I awakened my Sacred Body martial soul. What's more, I can receive rewards from my readers' insights and grow stronger without limit.

When Tang San read Battle Through the Heavens, he grasped the true essence of its protagonist, rewarding me with invincible talent.

When Su Yuntao read Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he grasped wisdom bordering on the supernatural, rewarding me with the Sleeping Dragon's legacy.

When Dugu Bo read Bian Que, he grasped the supreme Dao of medicine, rewarding me with peerless immortal herbs.

I'll crush all opposition, establish Jixia Academy, and ascend to godhood.

My name is Yu Xiaogang. In my previous life, I raised a god-but he actually left me behind instead of taking me to the God Realm, leaving me to die of old age in the mortal world.

In this life, I've been reborn. I've decided to control him and reclaim everything that belongs to me!

But why has Soul Land gone completely off script?

All my disciples have taken Su Mo as their master.

Tang San: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river-never mock a young man for being poor! Blue Silver, split the heavens!"

Ma Hongjun: "My fate is mine to decide, not heaven's! Whether I'm a barnyard chicken or a phoenix, only I get to say! Iron Mountain Shoulder Strike!"

Oscar: "Food-type soul masters are weak in combat? Take this-As-You-Will Golden-Banded Sausage!"

Xiao Wu: "Master dear, sleep with me!"

Zhu Zhuqing: "My benefactor, I have no way to repay your kindness!"

Ning Rongrong: "Master, I want it!"

Even the women who loved me in my previous life have changed.

Liu Erlong: "You've disappointed me so much."

Bibi Dong: "You're not worth a single hair on Su Mo's head!"

Everything has changed. What was the point of my rebirth, then?!