Aside from Yu Xiaogang himself, Lin Feng was the first to notice the change in the menu.
When the word "get lost," written in a flamboyant yet disdainful style, appeared on his lips, he abruptly sat up straight in the recliner.
Because Lin Feng's movement was too sudden, the soft "brain pads" behind him were pushed forward.
Zhu Zhuyun, who was diligently pressing her temples, was suddenly nudged and let out a soft, seductive moan.
"Owner?"
Her cheeks flushed, and she shyly wanted to ask what was wrong.
But Lin Feng ignored her completely, his lazy eyes now wide open, staring intently at the menu in Yu Xiaogang's hand.
Zhu Zhuyun and the other two women followed his gaze and were all stunned.
"This..."
A storm was brewing in Lin Feng's mind.
" Dog System! Come out here! Explain what this new feature is? The menu is even swearing at you?"
Oh, isn't that simple?
The system's voice was as annoying as ever.
[The recipes in this system possess a spirit; they can sense the essence of the diner.]
[It sensed that this Yu Xiaogang, despite bearing the title of a level 29 Soul Grandmaster, was actually weaker than a rookie who had just obtained his First Soul Ring.]
[Most importantly, it detected that this useless person's two Soul Skill... were both farts.]
[The recipe felt its dignity had been insulted in an epic way, its soul wounded beyond repair, so it told him to get lost. What's wrong with that?]
Lin Feng was stunned after hearing this.
no...
Is Yu Xiaogang's lack of talent really that unique?
They don't even have the combat strength of One-Ring Soul Master?
When he came to his senses, he was filled with regret.
Oh shit!
If I had known this guy was completely useless, I should have had Qian Daoliu slap him across the face and throw him into the moat to feed the fish!
They were hoping to use him to lure out the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan Clan's big clients, but now that's all gone!
Yu Xiaogang, of course, knew nothing of this. He only felt that his dignity had been trampled on, and he looked at Lin Feng with a livid face.
"What does this mean?"
Lin Feng leaned back lazily against the "brain pad wave," but his tone was no longer calm; it was filled with undisguised sarcasm.
"Heh, so you mean your skills are too weak, even my picks don't consider you worthwhile."
"You have level 29 Soul Power, yet your combat strength is even weaker than One-Ring Soul Master. You're a piece of trash who doesn't deserve to eat my cooking." (Actually, the author thinks that Yu Xiaogang could at most fight Wang Sheng is at level 9, to a draw.)
Upon hearing this, the three women were taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter upon seeing Yu Xiaogang's stunned face.
"Pfft... Level 29, weaker than One-Ring Soul Master? This trash is too pure!"
"My God, I always thought 'trash' was just an adjective, but I never expected to see the real thing today."
Before Lin Feng could finish speaking, he fanned himself in front of the fan and added with a look of disgust.
"And what's more, those two of your Soul Skill were just nonsense? You touched my menu; that's the biggest stain on its record."
The three women's laughter stopped abruptly.
The expressions on their faces instantly shifted from bursting into laughter to disgust, nausea, and even a feeling of wanting to vomit.
Lin Feng's next words sent chills down their spines.
"Go, get my menu back from him, and then clean it up a hundred times!"
Swish!
At this moment, the Zhu Family sisters displayed an unprecedented level of understanding.
They all turned their heads in unison to look at Hu Liena.
The meaning in her eyes couldn't be clearer: Sister Nana, you're the head manager, you go first!
Hu Liena's face fell, her lips trembled, and tears were about to fall.
She really didn't want to get close to that guy whose Soul Skill was nothing but farting!
But you can't disobey your boss's orders.
She had no choice but to pinch her nose and take small, shuffling steps, as if approaching a biological weapons arsenal, inching her way toward Yu Xiaogang.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang finally snapped out of his dreadful words!
Utter disgrace!
This was the most humiliating disgrace he had ever suffered in his life!
"You... you dare to insult me like this!"
His eyes were bloodshot with rage, and he was breathing heavily, looking like a mad bull.
"Today I'm going to teach you a lesson on behalf of Bibi Dong!!"
Before he could finish speaking, he threw the menu in his hand aside like Hidden Weapon!
At the same time, he formed a hand seal, preparing to summon his Martial Soul!
"Select Menu!"
Hu Liena turned pale and, forgetting to pinch her nose, rushed forward and caught the menu with a swift movement.
But when she regained her footing, she was horrified to find that a purple creature, neither dog nor pig, had appeared in front of her.
"First Soul Skill, Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"
As Yu Xiaogang's First Soul Ring lit up, the strange creature named " Luo Sanpao " had already stuck out its rear end and was aimed at Hu Liena!
Its round belly is expanding rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye!
That posture clearly indicated that he was gathering his strength for a spectacular fart!
Hu Liena's mind went blank for a moment, as if it had just gone completely blank.
With her strength, she naturally has no fear of being injured.
But the psychological impact is Destruction!
This is like the force of water gushing from a water pipe; it would absolutely not harm a normal person.
But what if you knew beforehand that the other end of the pipe was connected to a septic tank truck?
You know perfectly well that it won't hurt you, but facing that water pipe about to be turned on at you in the next second, who can say they can remain calm under that kind of pressure?
Similarly, Hu Liena was almost on the verge of a breakdown at this moment!
Just then, two dark figures flashed by.
The Zhu Family sisters made a move.
The Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao?
Just hearing the name is enough to make you suffocate!
How could they possibly allow such filth to "explode" in their senior's shop?
The two sisters teamed up for the first time, and their teamwork was astonishing.
Zhu Zhuqing appeared behind Luo Sanpao like Gui Mei, her long right leg drawing a sharp arc.
The toe struck precisely and forcefully the outlet from which the poison gas was about to be released.
"Aww--!"
Luo Sanpao let out a shrill scream, his fat ears taut with pain, and his poised fart was kicked back.
At the same time, Zhu Zhuyun's target is Yu Xiaogang.
She delivered a merciless groin kick, hitting the target squarely!
"Hmm!"
Yu Xiaogang's eyes bulged out instantly, his whole body arched like a boiled shrimp, and his face turned a deep liver color.
And so, through the combined efforts of the two sisters, they finally managed to kick the man and the pig out the door before the "terrifying" Soul Skill could be unleashed.
With a wave of his hand, Lin Feng locked the automatic door tightly, leaving no gap whatsoever.
The next second, a deafening roar suddenly rang out from outside the door.
puff--!!!
The sound was deep and lingering.
A plume of yellow smoke even rose up!
Just as the two sisters breathed a sigh of relief, a man's terrified retching sound and a heart-wrenching roar suddenly came from the smoke.
"Ugh!"
"Who the hell dares to poop in front of your shop, senior?! Ugh!! This smell is poisonous!"