The Most Embarrassing of the Year: Choked Myself Unconscious?

These words were spoken.

The atmosphere of utter grief in the entire room froze instantly.

The tears of heroes that everyone was prepared to shed were abruptly held back, stuck in their eyes.

The cries of Demon Bear Douluo and the others were abruptly cut off, like a duck being choked by an invisible hand.

Stunned, everyone slowly turned their gaze back to the "corpse" of Spirit Kite Douluo.

Then, they saw it clearly.

On Spirit Kite Douluo's fair neck, a purplish-red finger mark was so clear and so conspicuous.

Most importantly, the shape and size of the fingerprint...

No matter how you look at it, it perfectly matches her own right hand, which hangs limply at her side.

Golden Crocodile Douluo: "..."

Ghost Douluo: "..."

Qian Daoliu: "..."

The expressions on everyone's faces froze.

In my mind, it was as if billions of mythical beasts were marching past me in perfect unison, spitting at me as they went.

So...

After all that...

She was not poisoned.

It wasn't because she took a breath and felt like she was about to die, but because this stupid woman... strangled herself unconscious?

The Demon Bear Douluo silently withdrew his bear paw, which was about to wipe away his tears. His bear face was expressionless, but his red-rimmed eyes betrayed how emotionally invested he had been.

Tuoba Xi silently straightened up, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his face saying, "Don't look at me, I don't know anything, I'm just passing by."

"Tch~"

Ghost Douluo was the first to lose his temper and let out a hiss filled with soul-deep contempt. The sound wasn't loud, but it was particularly jarring in the deathly silence.

What a waste of my feelings.

Immediately following, a chorus of "tsk" sounds filled the air, a profound lament for the colleague's lack of intelligence.

Everyone's gaze abruptly shifted, then they all looked up in unison.

They happened to meet several pairs of eyes from inside the restaurant.

Hu Liena and Zhu Zhuqing were sitting at the table, their cheeks stuffed full.

Their chewing motions froze in mid-air, as they stared blankly at the group of dramatic women at the door who had been wailing one second and looking down with disdain the next.

Beside them, Lin Feng leisurely held a cup of hot tea, the smile on his lips impossible to hide, his eyes almost squinting into slits.

The meaning in his eyes couldn't be clearer: Keep acting, I love watching.

With a "boom".

A surge of heat rose from the soles of everyone's feet to the tops of their heads.

Have to!

I've completely lost face today! I've lost Divine Realm!

Qian Daoliu, Golden Crocodile Douluo, and the others wished they could use their Soul Skill to dig a hole in the ground and bury themselves on the spot. They all lowered their heads so low they almost touched their crotches, wishing they could erase themselves from this memory.

Looking at this group of top experts who wished they could die on the spot, Lin Feng's smile deepened.

What a group of lovely leeks, they not only contribute points, but also contribute to fun.

[Host, given the situation, this system sincerely suggests that you...]

[We should introduce more dishes featuring walnuts, pig brains, and pig brains in the future.]

[Give these poor leeks a good nourishment.]

The system's sarcastic remark rang out at just the right moment.

Lin Feng chuckled and casually snapped his fingers.

Smack

A soft sound.

The terrifying odor that permeated the restaurant, so thick it was almost visible in color, caused even a Title Douluo to "die" on the spot...

That's all.

Vanished without a trace.

Realizing the "poison gas alarm" had been lifted, Golden Crocodile Douluo and the others finally breathed a sigh of relief.

They exchanged a glance before taking steps, slowly moving into the Maple Dye Pavilion.

The movements were as cautious as walking through a minefield.

As they passed the entrance, everyone tacitly avoided it by taking a large, roundabout route.

It perfectly avoided the unconscious Spirit Kite Douluo on the ground.

The look of disdain on his face made it seem as if the person lying on the ground wasn't a colleague, but some indescribable obstacle.

"Senior," Golden Crocodile Douluo was the first to recover. He shamelessly approached Lin Feng, his face full of curiosity and lingering fear, "That... was that Maple Dye Pavilion's defensive divine skill? It was too domineering!"

Lin Feng glanced at him, then picked up two bamboo skewers, stuck two pieces of freshly made Stinky Tofu into them, and casually stuffed them into the mouths of Ah Yin and Zhu Zhuyun, who had just come down the stairs and were still looking bewildered.

"Oh, it's nothing."

"It's just today's divine dish."

"The taste of Stinky Tofu and Luosifen."

What is that?

A divine dish?

Stinky Tofu?

Mule Lion Powder?

Golden Crocodile Douluo and the others were completely dumbfounded, their minds reeling from the barrage of unheard-of terms.

Their gazes unconsciously shifted to the dining table where the two beauties were engaged in a fierce battle over food.

They didn't care about mules or lions for now.

The problem is... that tofu was rotten! How could anyone still eat it?

And...

Everyone's gaze involuntarily turned to Ah Yin and Zhu Zhuyun, who had just been fed.

The two women's expressions froze for a second the moment they tasted the Stinky Tofu.

Then, an unbelievable, dazzling light burst forth from those beautiful eyes!

Mmm~ Delicious!

The next second, before they even had time to thank Lin Feng, they joined Hu Liena and Zhu Zhuqing's battle like two bandits who had discovered a treasure!

The plate of honeycomb briquettes on the table was disappearing at a visible rate!

Watching those four stunning beauties, who were usually charming, innocent, or aloof, now fighting tooth and nail over a few pieces of dark "Stinky Tofu" without any regard for their image.

Then he turned to look at the Spirit Kite Douluo on the ground, who had fainted from smelling the odor.

The worldview of Qian Daoliu and others completely collapsed.

What the hell is going on?

Just when everyone's brains were about to explode, Lin Feng's voice rang out again.

"Although it's not officially opening time yet, since you're all here, please find a place to sit."

"We'll begin formally after we finish breakfast."

Upon hearing this, everyone perked up and bowed respectfully to Lin Feng, saying, "Yes, Senior!"

As they spoke, they each found an empty seat and sat down, sitting upright and watching the food-fighting battle with bated breath, their Adam's apples bobbing uncontrollably.

Only the two of them silently turned around and walked towards the shop door.

It was Qian Daoliu and Bo Saixi, who were the "security duo".

As hotel employees, they consciously fulfilled their responsibilities.

However, just as Bo Saixi reached the door and was about to find a comfortable position to stand guard, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a figure walking briskly from the end of the street.

He was a tall, handsome man dressed in a navy blue robe.

His steps were steady yet urgent, his face filled with piety and worry.

The moment Bo Saixi saw the man, her expression changed instantly.

For the first time, a look of what could be described as "terrification" appeared on that face that was usually aloof and indifferent, seemingly unconcerned about anything in the world.

Even at that moment, this Peerless Douluo felt a chill run down his spine.

Because the visitor was none other than...

They had traveled thousands of miles from Sea God Island in search of her...

Sea Horse Douluo!