I'll F*** Your Ancestor! Star Luo Emperor's Incompetent Rage!
"No way? No way?"
When Xue Ye opened his mouth, it was that familiar, blood pressure-raising tone.
His voice wasn't loud, but it was like a poisoned steel needle, each word piercing Dai Tianfeng's proud heart with absolute precision.
"Could it be that some emperor's beloved prince is so audacious as to dare to rob a god?"
As he spoke, he shook his head with an air of seriousness, clicking his tongue in amazement.
"What kind of heart, what kind of brain deficiency, could raise such an extraordinary son?"
"Although my Heaven Dou Imperial Family has produced a fake crown prince, at least he's not stupid enough to try and steal a god!"
Upon hearing this, Dai Tianfeng's face visibly flushed red, the redness spreading from the base of his neck all the way to the top of his head.
However, the strange and unpredictable nature of the Xue Ye had only just begun.
He seemed completely oblivious to Dai Tianfeng's fiery gaze, and continued chanting in a compassionate tone.
"No way? No way?"
"Is there really an emperor who, upon learning of this, would be so terrified that he wets his pants and rolls from his capital overnight to kneel before the gods and kowtow in apology?"
When Xue Ye got excited, he even raised his hand and imitated the action of kowtowing, making "bang! bang! bang!" sounds.
"I heard that the sound of that head hitting the ground was incredibly loud!"
"You almost knocked a layer of skin off your forehead! Ouch, it sounds painful!"
Dai Tianfeng's body began to tremble violently and uncontrollably.
In his eyes, which were glaring at Xue Ye, blood vessels were spreading wildly, like a spider web.
"Snow... Night!"
Two words were forced out from his clenched teeth, accompanied by a harsh, metallic scraping sound.
But Xue Ye had completely gone berserk.
He was completely immersed in the vengeful thrill of defeating magic with magic, and launched the final, and most fatal, attack!
"No way? No way??"
Xue Ye leaned closer to Dai Tianfeng, lowered his voice, and his exaggerated expression was utterly shameless.
"It's impossible for any emperor to actually give away half of his empire's treasury, along with some worthless national treasure— Hundred Thousand Year Soul Bone —as an apology..."
He paused abruptly, then raised his voice in a tone of sudden realization.
"And guess what? The gods didn't even bother to glance at it, and just handed it out as employee benefits to the young girls working in the shop, right?!"
"So humble?"
"Why!"
Xue Ye suddenly took a step back, covered his face, and let out a series of extremely exaggerated sighs, his shoulders trembling as if he were truly shedding tears for Dai Tianfeng's tragic fate.
"It is truly heartbreaking to hear and tearful to see!"
"That's terrible, absolutely terrible!"
"Brother Dai, you... you've suffered so much!"
This combo was executed flawlessly, with fluid movements and a satisfying execution.
Inside the Maple Dye Pavilion, all the powerful figures who had been listening intently to the gossip were suppressing their laughter, their faces turning red and their bodies trembling violently.
Ning Fengzhi silently picked up his teacup, trying to use drinking tea to hide the grin that was about to reach his ears.
And Dai Tianfeng was at the eye of the storm.
The last thread of reason in his mind Xue Ye's poignant lament, "You've suffered so much!"
With a "smack".
It's broken.
"Aaaaaahh..."
A roar, inhuman and filled with endless humiliation and rage, exploded from Dai Tianfeng's throat!
"Xue Ye!!"
"Fuck you, you immortal!!"
Dai Tianfeng's eyes were bloodshot, and he looked like a madman!
He only has one thought in his mind right now!
I'll kill that old bastard!
However.
He had only taken two steps.
A massive shadow instantly enveloped his entire body.
Immediately afterwards, a bear paw thicker than his thigh lightly yet with an irresistible force grabbed the back of his collar.
Dai Tianfeng's forward momentum came to an abrupt halt.
He was lifted up abruptly, his feet off the ground, flailing his fists and feet futilely in mid-air, like a chick being strangled.
What are you doing?
A deep, muffled voice, filled with hostility, rang out above him.
With his eyes glaring in a drunken haze, Demon Bear Douluo tilted his head and, as if carrying a small toy, lifted Dai Tianfeng up in front of him.
"What are you going to do to my half-brother?"
Upon hearing Demon Bear Douluo's righteous question, Dai Tianfeng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood on the spot.
Good!
You stinky bear!
What a loyal and courageous man!
I really thought you were some kind of loyal and righteous hero. I even considered you a trustworthy brother!
And the result?
A broken thumb ring was all it took to bribe you!
Your loyalty is only worth a month's worth of food?!
Dai Tianfeng trembled with rage; these words churned in his chest, yet he couldn't utter a single one.
He was afraid that if he opened his mouth, this clumsy bear would really strangle him to death on the spot.
In the end, all the rage and resentment turned into a final, defiant sentence squeezed out between his teeth.
Dai Tianfeng, his neck stiff and his feet still kicking futilely in mid-air, roared.
"Release me!"
"At least... at least let me slap this bastard twice!"
He, the mighty Star Luo Emperor, could be defeated, could die, but to be so humiliated, he had to retaliate no matter what!
However, Demon Bear Douluo merely tilted his massive bear head and replied in a muffled voice.
"That won't do."
"He's my own brother now."
"I can't let you hit him."
When this conversation reached the ears of Xue Ye, he felt an unprecedented clarity of mind!
Xue Ye seemed to have been elevated to a higher level!
He walked leisurely, hands behind his back, step by step, to Dai Tianfeng, who was being held in mid-air.
He stopped and looked up.
On that old face, there was no longer anger or resentment, only a holy radiance of having seen through the world.
He just stared quietly at Dai Tianfeng, at his face contorted with extreme anger, and then spoke softly in a tone full of care and compassion.
"Well..."
"Brother Dai, why are you doing this to yourself?"
The voice of the Xue Ye was as gentle as a spring breeze in March, caressing Dai Tianfeng's heart, which was on the verge of exploding.
"So what if your son is a little slow-witted and caused you some huge trouble?"
"So what if you lost face, rolled all the way from Star Luo City, and kowtowed a few times before the gods?"
"So all you did was send out half of the Dai Family's national treasury and that damn national treasure as compensation, and they still treated it like trash?"
With each sentence Xue Ye spoke, Dai Tianfeng's face grew even redder.
In the end, Xue Ye even reached out and gently patted Dai Tianfeng's dragon robe, which had become wrinkled from his struggle. His expression was so sincere and earnest.
"It's no big deal."
"Look at me."
Xue Ye pointed to his nose, a happy and satisfied smile on his face.
"My crown prince has been switched, and my entire treasury has been emptied. Have I said anything?"
He suddenly moved closer to Dai Tianfeng, his eyes gleaming with wisdom, like an enlightened monk guiding the lost sheep of the world.
"No!"
"Because I understand a principle!"
At this moment, the voice of the Xue Ye became incredibly loud and deafening!
"That's how you should be a person!"
"The most important thing is to be happy!"