Connecting to the Silver Dragon King! Lin Feng: Are your subordinates mentally retarded!
Lin Feng swore an oath.
He swore that since he transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and opened this restaurant, he had seen quite a few oddballs.
There are characters like Chrysanthemum Douluo who wanted to dine and dash but ended up missing out on the divine delicacies.
There are Qian Daoliu who are willing to work as security guards just to get an extra meal.
There are also those Bibi Dong who emptied the Spirit Hall's treasury for a monthly subscription model.
But someone like Di Tian, who was ridiculously powerful yet outrageously stupid, was truly a once-in-a-lifetime individual.
Lin Feng felt his blood pressure soaring at an unprecedented rate.
He no longer wanted to know why Di Tian wanted to capture Dugu Bo.
He doesn't want to do anything right now.
He just wanted to give this guy in front of him, with his pig-headed face and that tragic "I'm sacrificing myself for my people" expression, a few solid slaps to the buttocks.
Then.
In Di Tian's gaze, which seemed to say, "Kill me, I will never submit," he faced death with unwavering resolve.
Lin Feng was completely broken down.
"Fuck you!"
A furious curse, filled with pure rage, burst from Lin Feng's mouth without warning!
Before he could finish speaking...
He raised his foot and delivered a clean and decisive flying kick, landing precisely on the round buttocks of Zi JI, who was being held by the neck, sporting dark circles under her eyes and looking completely bewildered.
"Awoo~"
Zi JI felt an irresistible force coming at her, and her whole body instantly turned into a purple parabola. With a delicate cry of pain, she was kicked dozens of meters away and landed with a "thud".
She scrambled to her feet, clutching her backside, and was about to yell, "You dare kick my ass?" when she saw something that nearly made her eyes pop out of their sockets.
After kicking her away, Lin Feng instantly appeared in front of Di Tian, who was still lying on the ground.
Then.
"Smack!"
A powerful slap landed squarely on the back of Di Tian's head!
"Silver Dragon King!"
"Smack!"
Another slap!
"Silver Dragon King!"
"Smack!"
"I'll make you the Silver Dragon King!"
"Slap! Slap! Slap!"
Lin Feng seemed to have gone mad, raining down slaps on Di Tian's head, producing a series of crisp and rhythmic cracking sounds.
He was hitting him while cursing and swearing.
"He can't stop talking about the Silver Dragon King!"
"Who asked you?!"
"Huh?! Who the hell asked you that?!"
At this moment, the entire entrance to the Maple Dye Pavilion fell into a silence more eerie than death itself.
Everyone's movements froze.
They watched as Lin Feng grabbed the Beast God Di Tian by the hair and slapped him wildly, as if disciplining a disobedient son.
Then he looked at Di Tian, who was huddled on the ground with his head in his hands, his initial shock turning into fear, and all he knew was to take the beating.
Everyone's mind seemed to have been completely blanked out by those crisp slaps.
Senior... he...
It seems he did swear...
And...
Isn't his behavior a bit... too inappropriate?
Everyone looked at each other, and saw the same meaning in each other's eyes.
Who I am?
Where am I?
What did I see?
A long time passed.
Azure Luan Douluo swallowed hard, nudged Qian Daoliu beside him with his elbow, and asked in a dry, low voice.
"Big Brother... should we... go up and try to persuade them?"
Qian Daoliu's eyes twitched violently. He didn't even dare to look at Lin Feng, but stared intently at the ground, squeezing out a few words through gritted teeth.
"Advise?"
"You go?"
"I'm not going!"
The Azure Luan Douluo shrank his neck and immediately fell silent.
Joke!
The senior is furious right now. Didn't you see that the Beast God, who could fight four Peerless Douluo to a standstill, was being beaten like a grandson?
If I, with my small frame, were to get close enough, I'd probably get slapped to the Far North my senior!
Thus, a strange tacit understanding was reached among everyone.
All eyes forward!
They could only watch helplessly as the legendary Beast God, the second-in-command of the Soul Beast Clan, was pinned to the ground and frantically slapped on the back of the head by their god-like senior.
The scene was initially quite harmonious.
Lin Feng slapped her dozens of times with both hands before the Evil Fire in his heart finally subsided a little.
He looked at Di Tian on the ground, who was completely dazed from being slapped, with unfocused eyes and a suspicious, glistening trickle from the corner of his mouth, and still seemed unsatisfied.
He raised his hand again and casually waved it at the empty space in front of him!
Buzz--!
The portal, which had just disappeared and was entirely constructed of light, reappeared out of thin air!
"If I really wanted to capture the Silver Dragon King, would I need to ask you, you idiot?"
Qian Daoliu and the others also looked curiously at the scene behind the door.
However, this time, the scene inside the door had undergone a complete transformation!
It was no longer the place where several Ferocious Beast roamed, but a chaotic, independent space enveloped by endless Elemental Storm!
In the center of that space, they could only vaguely make out the outline of a colossal figure, as tall as a mountain, covered entirely in shimmering silver scales.
The moment this gate of light appeared.
The sleeping silver figure seemed to sense the presence of the door as well.
Those tightly closed, purple dragon eyes, like those containing stars, suddenly opened!
Boom!!!!
An indescribable, terrifying dragon's might swept out from within the portal!
It was only for a fleeting moment that their eyes met those enormous, majestic, and sacred purple dragon eyes!
Qian Daoliu, Bo Saixi, Golden Crocodile Douluo...
Without exception, every single one of the titled Douluo felt their scalp tingle, and a shiver originating from the deepest part of their soul instantly spread throughout their entire body!
Their instincts, as the strong, were frantically sending them warnings!
Danger!
Extremely dangerous!
The owner of these eyes is definitely more powerful than that so-called Beast God Di Tian!
However.
Just as everyone was being suppressed by this divine power to the point of almost being unable to breathe.
Lin Feng acted as if nothing had happened, grabbing the still-dazed Di Tian by the collar with one hand, as if he were holding a chick, and shoving his swollen pig's head directly in front of the light gate.
He pointed at the pair of purple dragon eyes inside the door, eyes filled with vigilance, doubt, and supreme majesty, and immediately launched into a tirade of curses.
The curses were filled with undisguised disgust and irritation.
"How could you be the so-called Lord of Soul Beast?!"
Lin Feng pointed at the Di Tian in his hand, "How were your subordinates trained?!"
"How can the dignified second-in-command of the Soul Beast, the Black Dragon King Di Tian, act like a fucking idiot?!"
"I asked him a question, and he gave me a completely different answer! I asked him why he was arresting people, and he gave me this act of being willing to die rather than submit!"
"Killing him would be bad luck!"
Lin Feng delivered a thoroughly enjoyable "complaint," venting his frustrations with a sense of exhilaration.
After saying that, he didn't even bother to look at Di Tian in his hand again, and ignored the fact that behind the light gate, the purple dragon eyes had changed from vigilance to extreme astonishment and confusion.
He swung his arm.
"Go back and let your master fix your brain!"
Whoosh--!
Di Tian's body once again transformed into a black streak of light, and Lin Feng mercilessly flung him into the gate of light!