Opening a Restaurant in Douluo, Bibi Dong Begs for a Monthly Pass
Chapter 371

Eating Too Fast, the Swan Choked, Is This... Divine Retribution?

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That indescribable fresh, fragrant, spicy, and numbing flavor, combined with the unique chewy texture of the tendon, exploded on Bi Ji's tongue.

In her hundreds of thousands of years of life, she had never experienced such exquisite deliciousness, which rushed straight up her throat and to the top of her head!

Bi Ji slowly, mechanically, turned her head to look at the dishes on the table disappearing at a visible speed.

Then, she looked at the two delicate little chopsticks in her hand.

Face?

How much is Soul Beast's face worth? Can you eat it?!

"Smack!"

A crisp sound.

Bi Ji slammed her chopsticks down on the table.

Under the stunned gaze of everyone.

This Emerald Swan, who had just been instructing her younger sister on proper etiquette, now extended two slender, jade-like white hands.

Like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey, he grabbed a piece of spare rib with one hand and a small plate of stir-fried tendon with the other, stuffing them into his mouth with both hands.

Upon seeing Bi Ji's behavior, Zi JI froze in her tracks as she picked up food.

The chopsticks were suspended in mid-air, with a sizzling, oily tendon stuck between them.

She watched the woman, her mouth stuffed full, her face smeared with sauce, eating with no regard for her image.

This...

Is this still the gentle, quiet, well-mannered, and elegant Bi Ji?

Zi JI's mind went blank for a moment.

The next second.

A surge of anger at being deceived overwhelmed her reason!

Snap!

She slammed her chopsticks on the table and started yelling at the other person, pointing her finger at their nose.

"You little bastard Bi Ji!"

"You want me to use chopsticks? Mind your manners, don't embarrass the Soul Beast Clan!"

"But you, of all people, went straight for it, using both hands!"

Zi JI was so angry that she trembled all over, and her voice became shrill.

"I treated you like a sister! Are you trying to play me for a fool?!"

Faced with Zi JI's tearful accusations, Bi Ji didn't even bother to lift her eyelids.

Her mouth was stuffed with meat, her cheeks bulging like a hamster's, and she had no time to speak.

The only response was to reach out and grab a handful of stir-fried dragon tendons with lightning speed, stuffing them into his mouth without even looking at them.

Her face was covered in oil, making her gentle features appear particularly ferocious.

Her bright, sparkling eyes seemed to say:

Go ahead and curse.

You can curse me all you want.

If you keep hurling insults, all the food on this table will be mine.

Zi JI was completely dumbfounded when she saw the hand that reached out and grabbed a handful of dragon tendons, stuffing them into its mouth.

Damn it?

A buzzing sound went through her mind, as if ten thousand Soul Beast were stampeding through it.

The next second, Zi JI didn't even bother to accuse the other party of having no shame.

If you keep yelling, the food will really be gone!

So, under the watchful eyes of all the diners, Zi JI imitated Bi Ji, grabbing the food with both hands and putting it into her mouth.

The scene was like autumn leaves being swept away by the wind.

The two Ferocious Beast completely abandoned their so-called dignity and decorum, transforming into the most primal Taotie.

Neither of them spoke, but they glared fiercely at each other, while their hands moved faster and faster.

However, the two soon discovered a serious problem.

They ate at roughly the same speed.

If this continues, no one will benefit!

And then, in the very next second...

Almost simultaneously, the two sisters, with remarkable tacit understanding, freed up an oil-stained hand and pressed it against each other's faces without hesitation, pushing them away forcefully.

While pushing, he was still frantically shoveling food into his mouth with his other hand.

The synchronization rate was so high, it was as if they had rehearsed hundreds of times in advance.

Even so, they still stared intently at each other, their mouths stuffed full of food, unable to spare a word to say how shameless the other person's behavior was.

In the restaurant, almost all the diners put down their chopsticks.

They stared in disbelief at the two stunningly beautiful women who had begun pushing each other's faces in their struggle for food.

At that moment, the same thought popped into everyone's mind.

Although the other party is Soul Beast, its heart is truly filthy.

However, when their gaze fell once again upon the dishes before them, which still exuded an enticing aroma.

Everyone then expressed their understanding.

After all, even titled Douluo at the very top of the human world made a fool of themselves when they first tasted the food of their predecessors, didn't they?

They're just two Soul Beasts; what good food could they possibly have eaten?

Meanwhile, the battle has reached a fever pitch.

Bi Ji and Zi JI, these two Ferocious Beasts who could cause mountains to collapse and the earth to split with a stomp of their feet in the Soul Beast Realm, completely abandoned the demeanor they had cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years.

Each of them pressed one hand firmly against the other's face, pushing them away, while their other hand transformed into a ruthless rice-shoveling machine, precisely shoveling the last remaining dishes on the table into their own mouths.

Their once stunningly beautiful faces were now covered in sauce and oil, and their expressions, made somewhat ferocious by their exertion, made them look like two wild cats guarding their food after rolling around in the mud.

"Mmm (Let go)!"

"Hmm (You let go first)!"

The two men had their mouths stuffed full, making their sounds muffled, but the murderous intent in their eyes grew stronger.

Even faint fluctuations of Soul Power were already emanating from their palms pressing against each other's faces; they were preparing to unleash a "physical cheat code."

It was at this moment that Bi Ji paused.

The hand that was still stuffing food into its mouth loosened its grip, and the food fell onto the table with a "thud".

She suddenly grabbed her own neck.

The other hand that had been pushing against Zi JI's face was also pulled back in a flash, and she pounded her chest desperately.

Her eyes were wide open, her face turned from red to bluish-purple at a visible speed, her neck was stretched straight, and her mouth was wide open, but she couldn't make a sound, only a hissing sound of air leaking out.

Less than three seconds later, the person slid off the chair and lay stiffly on the floor, their legs beginning to twitch uncontrollably, their fingernails scraping the smooth floor with a harsh "squeak".

Anyone could see that.

He choked.

And it's the kind that can kill you.

The noise in the restaurant suddenly stopped.

Everyone stopped eating and turned their gazes in that direction.

Everyone assumed that the woman in purple, her sister, would immediately stop to save the person.

However.

Something happened that completely shocked everyone.

The pressure on her face suddenly disappeared, Zi JI was taken aback at first.

She saw Bi Ji lying stiffly on the ground, her body convulsing, her mouth wide open, but unable to utter a sound.

The fierce expression on Zi JI's face froze.

Then, a hint of confusion flashed across his face.

Finally, a light that could only be described as ecstatic burst forth from those purple eyes.

She turned her head sharply and glanced at the food on the table, which was all for her alone.

He turned back and glanced at Bi Ji, who was already rolling her eyes on the ground.

"Pfft."

She couldn't help but laugh.

Immediately following was an uncontrollable burst of wild laughter that echoed throughout the entire Maple Dye Pavilion!

"Hahaha! Bi Ji! You've finally met your match!"

"Thank God!"

"Serves you right for trying to take it from me! Serves you right for tricking me into using chopsticks! Now you're getting your comeuppance!"

Amidst the stunned gazes of the crowd, Zi JI showed no intention of saving anyone. Instead, she took advantage of the moment when Bi Ji was lying on the ground to resume her ambidextrous attack.

Her hands moved so fast they left afterimages as she frantically shoveled food from the plate into her mouth, her cheeks bulging even more than Bi Ji's had been.

"Hahaha... burp... it smells so good!"

"Mine! They're all mine!"

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