Miss, Your Heart Is Good, But Your Methods Are Too Hardcore!
"Sister, you can go without worry."
Zi JI's mouth was stuffed with meat, and her speech was slurred, but everyone could hear the excitement in her voice.
"The future of the Soul Beast Clan is in my hands!"
As she spoke, she patted her large, prominent chest with her greasy hands, looking quite righteous.
"I'll eat every last bit of food here, including yours!"
Everyone: "..."
Everyone in the restaurant went completely mad.
Hu Liena opened her mouth wide, forgetting to suck on the straw in her milk tea.
Qian Daoliu and Bo Saixi stood at the door, their expressions stiff as two stone statues.
Even Lin Feng, who was just flirting with Bibi Dong, couldn't help but raise an eyebrow.
I've never seen anything so outrageous in my life.
Not helping someone in distress is the least of your worries; this is practically like partying on a grave and getting a free meal in the process!
Meanwhile, Zi JI was completely immersed in the jubilation of victory.
All she could see was the food, and all she could hear was her own triumphant laughter.
Bi Ji?
Who is that guy lying on the ground convulsing? I don't know him.
"Mine! The dragon tendon is mine!"
With her hands moving in a blur, she brought the entire plate of stir-fried dragon tendons to herself.
"The spare ribs are mine too!"
With his other hand, he didn't stop either, grabbing the plate of red dragon ribs as well.
"They're all mine! Hahahaha!"
However, just as she was about to swallow the fruits of her victory and definitively declare her dominance,
The smile on her face froze.
That fragrant and tender piece of dragon meat seemed to have taken root in her throat, unable to go up or down, stuck there firmly.
"Well..."
The unrestrained, maniacal laughter abruptly stopped.
Instead, there was a short, strange gasp.
Just like Bi Ji before her, she suddenly reached out and gripped her own neck tightly, her eyes wide open, filled with confusion and panic.
It's as if it's asking, why?
How so?
Under the numb, even somewhat amused gazes of the entire audience, Zi JI's legs went weak, and she slid off her chair.
Thump.
She fell straight down beside Bi Ji.
The postures were almost identical.
The same convulsions all over the body.
The same kicking of legs.
They opened their mouths wide, and then let air out with a hoarse sound.
The only difference was that her convulsions were more intense than Bi Ji's next to her.
In an instant.
On the smooth floor of the Maple Dye Pavilion, two exquisitely beautiful and Ferocious Beast, like two fish thrown ashore, twitched in unison.
The scene was filled with an eerie sense of harmony.
The restaurant was eerily quiet for a moment.
Everyone stared wide-eyed at the two exquisitely beautiful figures on the floor, convulsing in unison.
They are all prominent figures.
Titled Douluo, Peerless Douluo.
Emperor, minister, or patriarch.
They are all professionally trained; no matter how funny something is, they won't laugh.
Unless you can't help it.
"Puff!"
I don't know who it was, but the first person couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
That laugh was like the fuse of a firecracker being lit.
The next second.
Hahahaha!
"I can't take it anymore! Ouch, my stomach hurts!"
"Help! Where did we find these two clowns?!"
The entire Maple Dye Pavilion erupted in laughter.
Even Bibi Dong, who was just jealous, couldn't hold back anymore.
She looked at the two "stunningly Ferocious Beast" convulsing in unison on the ground, and then recalled how she had just felt wary of something with a missing brainstem.
It completely lowered her status as Lin Feng's official wife.
Embarrassing.
That's so embarrassing.
Among those who burst into laughter, there was only one exception.
Ah Yin.
She looked at the two of her kind on the ground whose eyes had begun to roll back, her large, watery eyes filled with worry.
After all, we are all Soul Beast, born of the same root, why should we fight each other so fiercely?
Besides, they choked because it was so delicious; it's not a capital offense.
She stretched out two slender white index fingers and carefully poked them together in front of her, then tugged at Lin Feng's sleeve and asked softly.
"Um... Master..."
"Should we... help them?"
Lin Feng raised an eyebrow.
To be honest, given the Ferocious Beast's abnormal physique, the chance of it choking to death on a piece of meat is even lower than if it were hit by a brick from the God King when it went out.
It's unlikely.
However, it is definitely not equal to zero.
After all, they were his guests.
What kind of talk would it make if word got out that someone choked to death in their own shop?
It's affecting business.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng gave the Goodness Ah Yin an approving look, and then nodded gently.
That's considered an agreement.
With Lin Feng's permission, a hint of relief finally appeared on Ah Yin's worried face.
She lifted her skirt, took small, quick steps, and jogged over to the two Ferocious Beasts that were still convulsing on the ground.
All eyes in the restaurant turned to them.
The deafening laughter gradually subsided, replaced by everyone craning their necks, their faces full of curiosity.
They wanted to see what kind of miraculous way this Plant-type Soul Beast, so highly regarded by its seniors and with an unusually gentle demeanor, possessed to save lives.
What kind of life-saving treasure could it give birth to?
Or did some special life force manage to survive?
Ah Yin squatted down, stretched out her slender fingers, and first carefully poked Bi Ji's face, then poked Zi JI's face.
The two were still convulsing and showed no reaction.
Ah Yin tilted her head, her large, watery eyes filled with pure confusion.
What to do?
She doesn't seem to know how to save people either.
Just when the audience's anticipation was about to turn into disappointment...
Ah Yin's eyes suddenly lit up.
Oh, right!
If something is stuck in your throat, wouldn't it be fine as long as you knock the thing out?
This logic is simple, direct, and perfect!
The next second.
Under everyone's jaw-dropping gaze.
This seemingly gentle, Goodness, and harmless Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast slowly clenched her delicate little fists.
Then, she aimed at the two still struggling, shapely bodies on the ground.
State!
State!
Two muffled yet crisp sounds, the thuds of fists colliding with flesh, rang out loudly in the quiet restaurant.
"Puff!"
"Puff!"
As the two punches landed, two chunks of meat, half-chewed and still covered in saliva, were coughed up precisely from the mouths of Bi Ji and Zi JI.
However, that's not all.
The force of those two "heart-shaped iron fists" clearly exceeded everyone's expectations.
Bi Ji and Zi JI, who were still convulsing on the ground and had a sliver of hope, were struck by those two solid punches.
His body jerked violently forward, and his eyeballs nearly popped out of their sockets.
Immediately afterwards, they straightened their limbs and tilted their heads to the side.
It stopped moving.
It stopped moving completely.
An eerie silence fell over the restaurant once again.
Everyone stared, mouths agape, at the two freshly made "corpses" on the ground, their postures perfectly aligned, resembling those at a crime scene.
Then she looked at Ah Yin, who was clenching her little fists and had a smug look on her face that said, "I'm so smart."
Everyone:...
Now, everyone was truly dumbfounded.
Girl, you mean well.
Isn't this method of saving lives a little too... hardcore?