Such a familiar line!
It's you!
Little Scumbag!
Everyone looked at the sound.
Tang San, Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Shrek Four Scumbags appeared all at once.
Su Chen glanced around the people opposite, and finally landed on Tang San with a faint smile, "Hey, isn't this Little San? We haven't seen each other for five years, I didn't expect us to the Shrek Academy reunite again."
"But why did you get such a charcoal tan? I almost didn't recognize you."
Tang San originally acted like a senior who upholds justice for heaven.
As soon as he heard this joke that was familiar to his bones, he took a closer look at the face opposite him that haunted him!
My blood pressure soared to 250.
His eyes were red and he was panting like an ox. He pointed at Su Chen and gritted his teeth and roared, "Su Chen! You rebel against this traitor! Traitor! Evil traitor! How dare you treat me like a nugget! The rebel thief of shit!"
The mouth that is missing two front teeth is leaking like crazy. This scene should be majestic and famous, but it is so funny that it makes people want to laugh.
Dai Mubai followed behind, looking past Tang San and fixating on Su Chen and Zhu Zhuqing.
Cuckold phobia combined with the sequelae of being beaten caused Dai Mubai to put on a mask of pain on the spot.
The luminous green hat on top of his head began to glow.
What the hell, the adulterers and adulterers are visiting the village in a group!
I can't live this day!
The wretched fat man Ma Hongjun saw the patron arriving and jumped towards him while rolling and crawling.
He hugged Tang San's thigh tightly, wailing with snot and tears: Third brother! Boss Dai! You guys are here! Help! These female Ruffian Seeing that I am handsome and charming, they insist on dragging me into the haystack next to them! If I don't obey, they won't get my pure body. Now they are so angry that they want to kill me and silence me!"
Ugh!!!
Hearing this statement that was comparable to a biological and chemical weapon, everyone present, except for Shrek, covered their mouths in unison, and almost didn't eat last night's overnight meal on the spot.
Is this fat pig talking in understandable human language?!
Xiao Wu shook his leg in disgust, as if he had just kicked something indescribable dirt, and jumped back to Su Chen's side.
At this point, the lineups of both sides have officially opened up.
On one side are: Tang San with missing teeth, Dai Mubai, the cuckold god of war, Ma Hongjun with a bruised nose and swollen face, and a melon-eater Oscar.
On the other side are: Abstract Grandmaster Su Chen, One Hundred Thousand Years Rogue Rabbit Xiao Wu, Cold Cat Girl Zhu Zhuqing, Qibao Little Rich Woman Ning Rongrong.
Tang San, I didn't expect that you, a boy with a dirty heart and shady behavior, would be in this rotten academy where leaks are everywhere!
Xiao Wu put one hand on his hips and pointed at Tang San with the other.
"If I had known that you, a piece of rat shit, were here, the boss and I would rather sleep under a bridge than sign up here!"
Hearing this, Zhu Zhuqing stared at Tang San for several seconds and muttered, "Is he that Tang San?"
Ning Rongrong Upon hearing this, the Bagua Radar buzzed wildly, and he came closer and asked, "Do you know this leaky black carbon head?"
"I don't know him, but I have heard of his glorious deeds."
Zhu Zhuqing had no expression on his face and poured out the materials that Su Chen had compiled in Star Dou Great Forest intact.
For example, since he was a child, he liked to climb over the wall to peek at village widows bathing, or he had his own teacher castrated with his own hands.
Another example is pretending to be a well-behaved disciple on the surface, but secretly sleeping under the same roof with the teacher who has lost his parts, and doing such perfunctory things every day..."
The more he spoke, the bigger Ning Rongrong's eyes widened.
By the time Zhu Zhuqing finished speaking, the way Ning Rongrong looked at Tang San had completely changed.
The look in his eyes was like stepping on a pile of cow dung that hadn't dried yet on the road early in the morning. He felt nauseated, had a diarrhoea, and wanted to spit.
"Ugh... forget it looks like a wretched groundhog, but I didn't expect it to be so fun and perverted behind the scenes!"
Ning Rongrong made no secret of his voice. "They don't even let go of old eunuchs who don't have those things. What a picky beast they are!"
Tang San has sharp ears, and these words entered his mind word for word.
I was so angry that I was shaking all over!
This damn Su Chen actually ruined his reputation of being pure and pure!
How can he, a dignified disciple of the Tang Sect, act so aboveboard and aboveboard, and be subjected to such a shame and humiliation!
Tang San couldn't hold back any longer and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Su Chen! Go against this despicable and shameless servant! What kind of hero is he who talks about bad things behind his back? Today I will definitely kill this despicable man with a thousand cuts..."
"Shut your stinky mouth!"
Xiao Wu took a step forward, interrupting Tang San's spellcasting.
"You toothless charcoal head, you don't even urinate to show what kind of virtue you are now, yet you dare to bark in front of my boss? Do you deserve it?"
Xiao Wu raised his chin slightly and sneered, "He spits shit every day and has no quality! Auntie, I am in a good mood today, so I must show my kindness and teach you what it means to be a truly elegant person!"
After saying that, Xiao Wu cleared his throat and began to recite passionately under the blank gaze of everyone in the audience.
"If the sun comes, it will rise to the east."
"The crimson mist is shrouded like silk curtains."
"The sun is bright and green, and the mist is misty."
"The red stone winter stream looks like an agate pond."
"The sun is shining in the evening, and warm dreams are like joy."
"Wandering in the water while sleeping is like a flying pheasant!"
After reciting a poem, the lyrics are rhythmic and the words are clear and round.
For a moment, the scene was deathly quiet.
Xiao Wu raised the corners of his mouth proudly.
I have been following the boss for so long and learned so many great sayings. The cultural crystallization I have memorized for several days has come in handy today!
Su Chen clapped his hands in cooperation, not bad, not bad, just like him.
Oscar scratched his head and said, "This little girl is quite talented? Why is she composing a poem even after scolding her?"
Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing are also confused. Although they don't understand, they feel that they are very powerful.
But Tang San is different.
After all, he is a time traveler from ancient Bashu Tang Sect with memories of two lives!
He is simply too sensitive to the pronunciation and structure of ancient texts.
I repeated these lines of the poem in Pinyin over and over in my mouth.
One second, two seconds, three seconds.
His foundation in ancient Chinese allowed him to quickly spell out the truth of these pronunciations in his mind.
Tang San's face turned from black to red, from red to purple, and finally as green as the Dai Mubai next to it.
What a retarded, beastly thing!
Useless idiot, dead mother clown!
What the hell is this poetry?!
This is an all-round three-dimensional family tree annihilation battle!
"You... you deserve to die!!!!"
Tang San's rational mind was completely broken, and he was so angry that his eyes were splitting.
"Fat man! Boss Dai! Oscar, kill them all!"
The team battle begins!
"First Soul Skill! Bind!"
Tang San roared, and two yellow halos around his body lit up.
More than a dozen thick Blue Silver Grass sprang out from the ground like poisonous snakes and tied directly to Xiao Wu.
Seeing Tang San take action directly, Dai Mubai on the side originally wanted to step back.
But then I thought, my good brothers took the lead in the charge. If I give up now, how can I maintain the majesty of "Boss Dai" in Shrek in the future?
Then he bravely yelled "White Tiger Possession", his muscles grew rapidly, and he transformed into a muscular white cat and went straight to Zhu Zhuqing.
Xiao Wu That girl is too fast and her kicks hurt too much, so she can't beat her.
Su Chen That pervert is simply a god, even more unbeatable.
Looking at the whole audience, only the adulteress Zhu Zhuqing who betrayed him looked easy to bully!
He wants to clean up the house today.
Ma Hongjun Seeing that the two leading brothers stepped forward to start a group without fear of death, he wiped his nose with snot, gained courage, and shouted, "Phoenix Possession!"
The fat man was like a roasted turkey, flapping his short arms and legs as he followed behind.
The war Douluo I is about to begin.