Vignette's Youth Has Passed Her By
Satania answered without hesitation.
"Roast goose?" Mash was taken aback. It wasn't impossible, but there wasn't enough time to prepare.
Raphael laughed even harder.
She said, "Satania was just bullied by two big geese."
As soon as Raphael finished speaking, Satania angrily retorted, "I just don't want to lower myself to their level, I'm not really afraid of them."
Well, now that she's said that, everyone knows she really was defeated by the two geese.
Yuxian managed to suppress a laugh; Satania, that devil, had done a truly excellent job.
It's bad enough that my *** is stolen by the angels' lackeys every day, but when I encounter two geese, I get pecked by them and have no chance to fight back. The title of "devil" is crying out in despair.
"Laugh if you want to," Satania, slumping down on the sofa in despair.
Yuxian finally burst out laughing.
He laughed as he said to Mash, "Mash, go find that family and buy those two geese. We'll have roast goose for dinner tonight and avenge Satania."
Geese are quite the tyrants in the countryside, and Satania only provoked them because she was inexperienced. It's normal that she was chased all over the place.
But that doesn't stop people from laughing at Satania, after all, a demon being chased by geese is truly unique, one of a kind.
No wonder Raphael always liked to follow Satania; wherever Satania was, there was joy.
On the other side, the children are running around at home, unable to stay still.
They passed by Afu's room, the door tightly closed.
Why is Afu staying in his room and not coming out to play?
"She's doing a live stream."
"Is the live stream fun? Should we go in and check it out?"
"I don't think it's fun. It must be so boring to sit there like an idiot and talk to yourself."
How will we know if we don't look?
The children quietly opened Afu's door and peeked inside.
Afu is currently sitting in front of his computer chatting with his fans.
The children found nothing inside and ran over excitedly. "So this is what live streaming is all about. Nothing special."
Their appearance in the camera's field of vision immediately drew gasps from fans.
"Why are there children in Afu-chan's room?"
"Could it be her child?"
"Are you kidding me? Afu-chan so cute, how could she possibly have a child? It must be her little sister!"
"Afu-chan, Afu-chan, are they your sisters?"
"Afu-chan, move aside! We don't want to see you, we want to see your sister."
When Afu saw the children burst in, he immediately felt a headache coming on.
He quickly said, "You guys get out of here, I'm live-streaming."
It would have been better if he hadn't said anything, because once he did, the children didn't want to leave.
"Live streaming doesn't seem like a big deal. We can do it just by sitting here."
The comments section erupted in cheers.
"That's right, Afu-chan, let them do a live stream!"
"Afu-chan, move aside."
"Awei is dead!"
Chapter 20, Section 391: Vignette's Youth Has Faded
Afu was helpless. Being interrupted during the live stream was a minor issue; what he feared most was that the children would say things they shouldn't during the live stream.
Judging from the children's reactions, they have a very vague concept of live streaming.
Fortunately, these kids are all very clever.
Gretel saw the comments on the computer screen, her eyes lit up, and she said, "I'll answer your questions."
Fans started spamming the chat, with comments flying across the screen non-stop.
"What's my name?" Gretel read a comment on the screen. She replied, "My name is a secret, I can't tell you!"
The names of Servant are indeed kept secret, but that was during the Holy Grail War.
Gretel are simply something people don't want to say anymore.
She explained, "Just like all your random names, I also want to give myself a screen name."
"Hmm..." After a few seconds of contemplation, she said, "How about calling me Gulu Gulu Magus?"
"I really do know Magecraft!"
The comments section was full of support; they didn't actually want to know the name of the Gretel, they just thought it was fun and interesting.
Gretel continued to look at the questions in the live chat.
"The person who asked me how old I am, the moderator should mute him."
Gretel pretended to be serious, "Is it something you can just ask a girl's age like that? You have no manners at all!"
"Silence! Silence is absolutely necessary!"
"You have absolutely no manners!"
"Ah! So cute, I'm dying!"
The comments section was filled with supportive voices.
Tong Yao was engrossed in playing with the Gretel, and she continued, "How come you don't have a single profound question? It's so childish!"
Her accusations sparked a backlash from the online comments, who began to look for more difficult questions.
Some even started posting advanced math problems in the comments section.
Gretel protested, pouting, "If you don't understand a math problem, ask the teacher! Why are you asking me?"
She always has a point.
Afu watched Gretel's antics with amusement. She seemed to be doing a good job, so he didn't interfere.
But the other children wouldn't have it; they wanted to join in too, scrambling to get in front of the screen to see the comments flying across it.
Little Jeanne said, "It's my turn. You can ask your questions."
She is quite different from Gretel; she has always been very serious and would not say anything irrelevant like Gretel.
"My name is Jeanne d'Arc, but you can also call me Santa Claus."
Little Jeanne introduced herself in this way.
However, her words immediately drew a barrage of criticism from the live chat.
"Was Joan Saintess Jeanne d'Arc a child? How come I didn't know that?"
"Isn't Santa Claus supposed to only come out in winter?"
"Jeanne d'Arc is Santa Claus, a groundbreaking discovery of the century. I have decided to write a paper to prove this point."
Seeing the skeptical comments in the live chat, Little Jeanne was furious.
She said, "I'm so angry! You're not getting any Christmas presents this year!"
Upon seeing the angry Little Jeanne in the live chat, viewers immediately started showering her with gifts.
"Please accept our gifts, Santa Claus."
"Please make sure to send the gift, Santa Claus."
"I bought a whole box of stockings and decided to hang them all over my bed for Christmas."
"What's Christmas again?"
"Friend upstairs, Christmas is January 1st, don't forget."
Little Jeanne blinked. "Alright, I forgive you for the gifts you gave me."
Little Jeanne, who had originally planned to leave, suddenly decided to continue answering a few more questions.
At that moment, a comment appeared in front of Little Jeanne.
"Is Afu-chan your older sister?"
After seeing this comment, Little Jeanne d'Arc said, "Afu-chan isn't our older sister, she's a good friend!"
"Also, Afu-chan is a boy, how can a boy be called an older sister!"
"Boy!!!"
"Afu-chan is actually a boy!"
"Afu-chan is so cute, of course she's a boy!"
"Even if it's a boy, we still love Afu-chan! prpr!"
"Give me a dozen of these adorable boys!"
"Kids these days never tell the truth!"
With the previous setup, the viewers in the live stream had no reason to believe Little Jeanne's words; they simply thought she was talking nonsense again.
They preferred to believe that Little Jeanne was Santa Claus rather than that Afu was a boy.
But sometimes the truth is just that cruel.
Afu stood to the side, smiling sheepishly.
He initially mentioned that he was a boy, but no one believed him, and eventually he stopped bringing it up.
Furthermore, photos of her taken on the street have surfaced, further convincing people that she is indeed a beautiful young woman.
Little Jeanne was very angry. She was being suspected again. She was upset that she was being doubted even though she was telling the truth.
"Hmph! I'm ignoring you all."
Little Jeanne stormed off in a huff; the live stream was no fun at all.
Back in the living room, Yuxian saw Little Jeanne's angry expression and quickly asked, "What happened? Who upset our lovely Santa Claus?"
"They're not even Afu's fans, yet they don't believe me."
Yuxian immediately knew that something must have happened when the children went to Afu's place.
He asked, "What did you say that they don't believe?"
"I told them my name was Jeanne d'Arc, but they didn't believe me."
"They still don't believe me even though I told them I'm Santa Claus."
Yuxian listened to Little Jeanne's words with a smile; of course, no one else would believe her if she said that.
Not to mention online, even the four people in the living room right now, including Vignette, looked puzzled.
"I even kindly told them that Afu-chan is a boy, but they laughed at me and said I never told the truth."
"I'm so angry!"