Douluo: The Dragon God's Best Friend, Ascending to Godhood Through Gravity
Chapter 112

Obsessed with Old Internet Tropes, The Silver Dragon King's Sudden Art Style Change

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Meanwhile, at the same time, Shrek Academy, the Eternal Sky Tree, and the Sea God Pavilion Meeting.

By this time, Ying Luohong, who had attended the meetings continuously, was completely exhausted. Were the Sea God Pavilion Meeting being held so frequently?

"Teacher, I'm just a minor dean of the outer academy. I shouldn't be qualified to attend the Sea God Pavilion Meeting, right?" Ying Luohong looked at Wang Tianyu beside her with a wry smile.

"It wasn't me who asked you to attend the meeting."

Who is that?

"Elder Yi," Wang Tianyu uttered two words calmly, then looked at Yi Zichen with a placid expression and said coldly:

"Elder Yi, do you have anything else to say?"

"Why."

Yi Zichen sighed, and this time he didn't revert to his old and decrepit appearance. Instead, he stood up as a young man and bowed slightly to the Sea God Pavilion Master, who was at the head of the table, with a look of deep apology.

"I'm sorry, Master, I failed to complete the task you assigned me."

"It's alright. No one expected that even that Child of Stars would be misled. According to the Pavilion Master, there's no need to make a fuss. I've already found out that this Child of Stars is a student in the High-Energy Youth Class of the Tianluo Academy on Tianluo Planet. As far as I know, the High-Energy Youth Class was established specifically for those who want to get into Shrek in the future."

"So when he Shrek in the future, we'll have plenty of time to adjust him."

"Alright, let's put this matter behind us for now."

The Sea God Pavilion Master paused, looked at Tang Miao, and spoke calmly:

"By the way, how's the Ecological Battleship project that Meng Fei mentioned before going?"

"Overall, progress is still not very good." Tang Miao sighed, fanning himself with his fan.

"After all, as you, Pavilion Master, know, the Soul Beast are currently divided into two factions, one from Senluo Planet and the other from Elf Star. Senluo Planet is where our Shrek Academy branch is located, and the two legendary figures, Tai Emperor and Azure Emperor, who are said to have come down from the Divine Realm, have a great relationship with our ancestor Tang San. Therefore, Tai Emperor and Azure Emperor are giving us their full support, so we can go there to obtain the Soul Beast remains."

"But Elf Star is different. It belongs to the former King of Beasts, the Silver Dragon King, and is currently led by the Beast God Di Tian. Its relationship with our Shrek Academy is only so-so. What's interesting is that when we were looking into the Child of Stars's file, we found that he had Burial of Beasts on Elf Star and gained the friendship of Soul Beast."

"The act of Burial of Beasts?"

The voice of the Sea God Pavilion Master Transformation slightly.

Yi Zichen looked at the Sea God Pavilion Master with a complicated expression and sighed:

"I remember that ten thousand years ago, the founder of Shrek had an experience of burying a dragon. Looking at it this way, the Child of Stars is even more destined for Shrek..."

No sooner had Yi Zichen finished speaking than Wang Tianyu couldn't help but interject:

"Elder Yi, I advise you not to think so much. You should think about how to deal with Ms. Nana's anger. Last time, Ms. Nana came all the way from afar because that first-year homeroom teacher targeted Zoffy. This time, Zoffy sacrificed himself, and our Shrek support was slow. We don't know what that lady will do!"

At this point, Wang Tianyu looked at Yi Zichen with a hint of schadenfreude.

If that lady really comes.

If we beat up Elder Yi, then we can beat up Mr. Wang too!

Yi Zichen's face instantly turned ugly, and his voice was low.

"Xiao Wang, I told you, you don't need to worry about this. Also, it's time you rediscover your respect for your teacher!"

"Elder Yi, I'm considering this from Shrek's perspective!"

"Little Wang, don't forget, I am the First Deputy Pavilion Master of the Sea God Pavilion!"

Wang Tianyu's face instantly turned ugly. "Elder Yi, you'll regret this!"

At this moment, Tang Miao, seeing that Wang Tianyu and Yi Zichen were about to start arguing again, couldn't help but speak up:

"Actually, I really don't understand. We Shrek Academy and Tang Sect have no rivals in the entire Federation, so why do we have to engage in this kind of propaganda war?"

After these words were spoken, everyone fell silent.

Tiandou Planet, Tiandou Academy, Simulation Pod.

Lin Yuan opened his eyes and was about to sit out of the Simulation Pod when he suddenly sneezed.

Achoo!

Is someone insulting me?

Lin Yuan was just wondering who he had offended recently.

Suddenly, Gu Yuena's calm voice rang in Lin Yuan's ears:

"Wow, my friends and I are all stunned! You've finally decided to come out of the Douluo World?"

Lin Yuan:...

Is that your aunt's voice?

That's not right!

Didn't Auntie get tricked into helping the Little Dragon God break through his limits?

How did I end up here?

A bad feeling inexplicably rose in Lin Yuan's heart. Could it be that something had happened to the Little Dragon God?

Did they reveal the matter of the self- Martial Soul Fusion Skill?

Lin Yuan looked to the side and saw Gu Yuena sitting there on an ice chair formed from ice Elements, her Dual Cultivation legs crossed, her hands folded on her lower abdomen, quietly watching him.

My friends and I were stunned. Did Auntie really say that?

Lin Yuan found it hard to believe that Gu Yuena was saying such an old joke so seriously.

Lin Yuan forced a smile:

"Auntie, what are you doing here?"

Gu Yuena said calmly:

"Thanks to your genius, you actually developed a method that I couldn't even imagine to stabilize Lan Xuanyu's bloodline and merge with it. I really don't know how to express my gratitude. A thousand words are not enough to thank you."

Lin Yuan:...

It really is true, the Little Dragon God betrayed him!

Lan Xuanyu, you idiot!

Lin Yuan looked at Gu Yuena, recalling the tired old joke from earlier, and asked, "Auntie, where did you see what you just said?"

"I surfed the internet today and searched for internet slang from previous years."

"I've now learned all the popular internet memes from over the years."

Lin Yuan:...

"Auntie, you're amazing!"

Gu Yuena gently brushed a strand of silver hair behind her ear, looked at Lin Yuan, and calmly spoke:

"Don't be obsessed with me, I'm just a legend."

Lin Yuan got goosebumps looking at Gu Yuena's strange art style.

Is this really the Silver Dragon King I know? He's a completely different person from the indifferent Gu Yuena I first met!

Oh no, the Silver Dragon King has gone mad!

Seeing Lin Yuan's silent demeanor, Gu Yuena nodded in satisfaction, took out Soul Tool from her pocket, and uttered two words:

"Number one."

"Good."

"By the way, I'm going to Shrek again in a while."

"What?"

"I don't like that old bastard Yi Zichen. I'm going to teach him a lesson."

"Oh, then go ahead."

Lin Yuan didn't mind, since he didn't like controlling others; if others wanted to go, they could go.

Immediately, Lin Yuan, while communicating with Gu Yuena, concentrated intently on playing the game.

This time, Gu Yuena's performance was even more astonishing. After stealing the jungler's red buff, she immediately gave it to the enemy marksman, much to Lin Yuan's shock.

Seeing the archers with bows and arrows, waving their flags and charging towards him in a mighty wave, Lin Yuan didn't hesitate and immediately used Flash to run away. But then he heard Gu Yuena's anxious voice in his ear:

"Don't run! Quick, kill him!"

Lin Yuan:?

Should I kill him with my head?

"What do you know? This is a 'pig farming' strategy. I'm just a support. As long as someone kills me, they'll have a bounty on their head. That way, if you kill them, you'll get a lot of gold and the red buff, right?"

Gu Yuena's tone was completely matter-of-fact.

Lin Yuan:...

Shortly after, when their jungler discovered the red buff was gone, a beautiful melody suddenly blared from the speaker:

"Holy crap, are your dead dad and M on the other side? Is today their death anniversary? Why are you so eager to feed them?"

Lin Yuan saw that Gu Yuena frowned when she heard someone cursing her, and immediately said:

"You swore like that, my friends and I were shocked..."

"What the hell? What kind of old man are you? Did you eat your dead grandfather's ashes mixed with noodles and then have your last remaining brains eaten by zombies?"

Gu Yuena:...

"Ha ha ha ha!"

This time, Lin Yuan couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Auntie, you know what? The way you're trying so hard to throw in a joke makes me deeply understand the helplessness of middle-aged women in the face of modern trends."

Gu Yuena:?

Gu Yuena, who was just about to give Lin Yuan a real-life rant, immediately gave him a death stare.

Suddenly, Lin Yuan's Soul Tool beeped.

"Um?"

Lin Yuan frowned slightly as he looked at the unfamiliar number displayed on the Communication Soul Tool on his wrist.

"I don't recognize this person." Thinking that he probably wasn't just some bored ' Child of Stars fan', Lin Yuan still took the communicator.

"Hello, this is Lin Yuan. Who is this?"

"Lin Yuan, can you come quickly?"

Just then, a sobbing voice suddenly came from Lin Yuan's communicator.

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