Transmigrating as Tang Si, I'm Livestreamed in a Douluo Parallel World!
Chapter 26

Playing True Love in Douluo Continent-Wouldn't That Make This Transmigration Pointless?

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Right after that.

Tang Si's inner voice continued across the sky screen: [But then again, one is an old man in his thirties, and the other is a hundred-thousand-year-old hooligan rabbit. These two slept under the same blanket for six years. So which one of them is the bigger pervert? Tsk, tsk, tsk~~~]

Everyone knew that the hundred-thousand-year-old hooligan rabbit referred to Xiao Wu.

But who was the old man in his thirties...?

Ning Rongrong could not help looking at Tang San again. Clearly, the old pervert Tang Si had mentioned was Tang San.

[Third Brother... is a perverted old man in his thirties?] Ning Rongrong was full of doubts, finding it hard to believe.

"Gulp~ Third Brother?"

Ma Hongjun called out weakly and asked, "Third Brother, what did Tang Si mean? Thirty-something?"

"How would I know? I was only six at the time." Cold sweat beaded across Tang San's forehead as he cursed inwardly, [Damn it! Is it about to be exposed? No! No! No!]

Tang San shouted three noes in his heart.

On the sky screen, Tang Si had stopped voicing his thoughts and was instead speaking to Xiao Wu. "But I have two blankets. You can have one, and I can have the other. Wouldn't that work?"

Xiao Wu: "..."

A faint blush rose on Xiao Wu's cheeks. Pouting, she gave a coquettish huff. "Hmph~ If you had two blankets, why didn't you say so earlier? You should've said it earlier! Why didn't you say it earlier? If you'd said it earlier, wouldn't I have known?"

Tang Si: "..."

[Why do those lines sound so familiar? Forget it. If I can't remember, then I can't remember.]

Tang Si said, "But both blankets are mine. Why should I give one to you?"

"You have two already. What's wrong with giving me one?"

"I bought both with my own money. Don't tell me you want to steal my blankets? Stealing other people's things is against the law. Don't tell me you don't know human laws?"

Tang Si deliberately emphasized the words [human laws]. Sure enough, Xiao Wu shrank back, and her arrogant air immediately deflated.

"Then what do I have to do for you to be willing to give me one?"

"Call me Brother Si."

Xiao Wu pouted, her face full of reluctance.

Tang Si said, "Then I'll just use both blankets myself~"

"You! Hmph~ Brother Si."

"Good girl~ Call me Brother Si a few more times, and Brother will buy you carrots to eat~ Buying things costs money, you know. Do you have any?"

"Buying things costs money?" Xiao Wu hesitated over whether she should keep calling Tang Si that.

"Of course it does."

Tang Si casually rubbed Xiao Wu's head. It felt great, and he thought, [Little girls have their own advantages too. Cute and adorable, and so easy to fool. Speaking of which, before I transmigrated, three girlfriends cornered me against the classroom wall because I got exposed... If I still only have three girlfriends after transmigrating, wouldn't that mean I transmigrated for nothing?]

Everyone in the Different World heard the contents of those words.

In the Different World.

They all pondered the meaning of those words.

However, what caught their attention was not the matter of several girlfriends, but the connection between the phrases [before transmigrating] and [after transmigrating].

Someone said, "Case closed! Tang Si must have transmigrated from his original world into the Different World!"

Dugu Bo frowned as well, thinking, [Tang Si said Tang San is in his thirties? Given Tang San's understanding of poison arts, it truly isn't something a twelve- or thirteen-year-old youth should be able to grasp. If he really is in his thirties, that would explain it. But he is clearly just a young man, unless...]

Dugu Bo's confusion was also the question in everyone's minds.

Tang San anxiously defended himself, "Why are you all looking at me like that? You don't actually believe Tang Si's slander, do you? Everything from my birth until now can be traced. I just turned fourteen this year. If you don't believe me, you can ask my father. He watched me grow up. And my teacher—I was only this tall when he took me as his disciple."

As he spoke, Tang San gestured to a height of just about one meter.

But his defense seemed pale and powerless, because Tang Si on the sky screen was only six years old as well. Yet clearly, Tang Si's actual age was definitely not six.

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang finally got a chance to speak and hurriedly said, "That's right! When I met Little San back then, he was thin and tiny, barely over a meter tall. I even checked his bone age—it was only six!"

Yu Xiaogang paused, swallowed nervously, and continued, "Anyone with eyes can see that Tang Si on the Live-Stream Sky Screen is framing him! This is pure slander! He is targeting my disciple and me! This is a shocking scam!"

"Come on, Little San. Let's leave Spirit City. Don't lower yourselves to their level."

"Mm!" Tang San responded and grabbed Xiao Wu, intending to leave. It was unclear whether he was trying to muddle through it.

But how could something like this possibly be done under everyone's watchful eyes?

Even Bibi Dong, who had always fawned over Yu Xiaogang, had Spirit Hall guards stop them.

A hundred-thousand-year-old transformed Soul Beast had appeared before them. Who could possibly turn a blind eye?

Purple light shot from Tang San's eyes as he glared viciously at everyone.

Flender stepped forward and roared, "Based on nothing but Tang Si's one-sided words from the sky screen, you want to make a move against my students?"

Liu Erlong was furious. "All of you have been deceived! Xiaogang said the sky screen is a shocking scam, so why won't you believe him? You're exactly like those stubborn old men of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. Deep down, you simply don't want to believe Xiaogang!"

Suddenly, a burly middle-aged man appeared in the sky. An intense wave of Soul Power swept across the entire scene, and the plaza instantly fell silent as everyone looked skyward in uncertainty.

"Golden Crocodile Douluo!" Bibi Dong's heart tightened as she thought, [Golden Crocodile's purpose is probably to seize Xiao Wu and save her for Qian Renxue.]

Golden Crocodile Douluo looked down at everyone below without saying a word.

At this moment, Xiao Wu clenched her fists, her body trembling with agitation. Her eyes were bloodshot as she accused them in grief and fury, "You people from Spirit Hall are all evil Soul Masters! My mother and I were living perfectly well in the Star Dou Great Forest. Why did you kill my mother?"

"Your mother?" Bibi Dong murmured softly. Then, recalling Xiao Wu's Martial Soul, realization dawned on her. "So you were that little rabbit who escaped back then."

"Bibi Dong, you killed my mother back then. I will definitely kill you and avenge her!"

"Oh? Is that so? Then you first need to survive long enough to leave."

With a wave of her hand, Bibi Dong had Shrek's people surrounded. Only then did she address Golden Crocodile Douluo in the sky. "Are you people from the Worship Hall planning to interfere?"

Golden Crocodile Douluo pondered for a long while before saying, "Bibi Dong, watch your words and conduct!"

After saying that, Golden Crocodile Douluo left directly.

He had appeared only to warn Bibi Dong in person not to keep acting like a love-struck fool. Otherwise, the Worship Hall would intervene in the Papal Hall's affairs.

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