One Piece: Emotion System
Chapter 15

Pin-up Photo

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It was already very late, probably around eleven or twelve at night.

Nami secretly yawned, then forced herself to stay alert. From the corner of her eye, she glanced at the stacks of Beli on the desk, each worth a hundred thousand. By her rough estimate, there were still over thirty stacks left.

"I'm done playing." Duen began gathering up the cards.

"Wait, you're stopping already?" Nami hurriedly pressed down the scattered pile of cards.

"I'm sleepy."

Duen glanced at the thirty or forty stacks of Beli Nami had hidden behind her. "Besides, you've already won quite a bit."

"Didn't you say you didn't care much about money... and had never even handled any?" Nami probed cautiously. "You can give all this Beli to me too..."

"Do you think I'm stingy?"

Nami reached one hand behind her and felt the stacks of Beli. After hesitating, she replied, "No."

"Then there you go."

Duen rested an elbow on the table and lightly tapped his slightly lowered head with two fingers. "Come back tomorrow."

Though his words sounded casual, they carried an unquestionable authority. Nami hurriedly gathered up the Beli she had won and stuffed it into the bag she had prepared. As she was about to leave the room, she looked back at the Beli on the desk and said reluctantly, "Then I'm leaving..."

"You can stay and warm my bed if you want."

Bang.

The door slammed shut at once.

"Do I look like a bad guy?" Duen snorted indifferently.

Then he opened the system and checked the [Income Records]. He had gained more than 4,200 points of negative emotion.

He clicked into [Abilities and Enhancements], but there were no upward arrows. It seemed that over four thousand emotion points still weren't enough to upgrade any ability.

In the end, he could only open the [Lottery Center] and start drawing.

He drew ten times in total. Three were "Buggy's White Gloves," while the other seven were "Thank You for Participating." Duen's face darkened. Damn, his luck was terrible! And why could "Buggy's White Gloves" appear more than once?!

Watching two thousand emotion points vanish like flowing water, Duen took a deep breath and pressed the draw button again.

The wheel spun. After the pointer circled several times, it finally landed on something different!

[Congratulations, you have obtained: Alvida's Pin-up Photo] Note: No one can stop a woman's obsession with beauty, even if she is "ugly" in the eyes of the world. [Would you like to take it out?]

"Take... take it out."

As soon as Duen spoke, a photograph appeared in his palm. He raised it before his eyes, and the first thing he saw was Alvida in the picture.

The woman, who took up nearly a third of the photograph, wore a three-piece bikini that did nothing to conceal her bloated, massive figure. Her rough-skinned arms and thighs were covered in thick fat. Her freckled cheeks strained to form a smile, squeezing all her features together until she looked like a four-hundred-pound child.

What an eyesore!

Why did the system even have something like this?! And who took this pin-up photo?! Photographer, get out here!!

Duen immediately flipped the photo over and refused to look at it again. His eyes actually hurt.

Then the [Illustrated Guide] section on the main interface began glowing again. When he clicked into it, one of the circular frames indeed contained a tiny icon of the pin-up photo.

Thinking that even something like this would surely have a use someday, Duen silently put the photo away.

"Eleven draws left..."

Duen felt that his luck couldn't possibly be this bad.

At his command, the wheel spun again before finally coming to a stop.

[Congratulations, you have obtained: Buggy's Red Nose] Note: Buggy's naturally red nose symbolizes the uniqueness of a successful man. However, this is only an imitation. Of course, you may choose to believe it is made of flesh and bone. [Would you like to take it out?]

"Take it out."

A bright red, ugly nose appeared in Duen's hand. It was hollow inside and plump and round on the outside. He pressed it onto his own nose, and it fit perfectly. He shook his head, but it stayed firmly in place.

Damn it! Why was it another thing related to Buggy? Just how fated was he with Buggy?!

Complaints aside, Duen put it away as well. A red nose icon appeared in the [Illustrated Guide], but nothing else changed.

Little by little, it would eventually be useful.

Thinking so, Duen pressed the button again and spun the wheel.

After spinning more than a dozen times, the wheel stopped.

[Congratulations, you have obtained: Geppo] Note: This will let you experience the feeling of being a flying man. Run and jump with all your might, then dunk from the three-point line! [Would you like to learn it?]

"Geppo!"

Duen's eyes lit up, and he straightened excitedly. This time, he had drawn something other than "Thank You for Participating" three times in a row. His luck had definitely turned around!

"Learn."

The moment he said it in his mind, a magical force flowed from his heart through his blood and into every part of his body. It felt as if his legs had suddenly shed hundreds of pounds of weight, leaving him inexplicably light yet utterly exhausted.

He temporarily suppressed the urge to test Geppo and looked at the more than 1,600 negative emotion points remaining in his mind.

Without hesitation, Duen pressed the red button.

The next eight draws...

Were all "Thank You for Participating."

Why couldn't he control this hand?! As for his face... it really was too unlucky!

Duen was quite annoyed, but he quickly steadied his emotions, adjusted his mindset, and opened [Abilities and Enhancements].

[Mond Duen] Overall Assessment: A seafaring warrior with combat strength. Note: You have defeated a pirate with a bounty of seven million Beli for the first time, but the road ahead is long. This is only an insignificant beginning. Primary Skill: Swordsmanship LV Devil Fruit Ability: Nightmare (Fragment) [Derived Skill]: Phantom Mirror LV1 Martial Arts: Geppo LV1 Haki: None ...

The [Note] at the top had changed, and Geppo had indeed appeared under [Martial Arts].

With Geppo, he had gained an advantage in aerial combat. Even when facing complicated and chaotic terrain on land or turbulent seas, he now had some ability to deal with it.

Although he had spent more than four thousand emotion points, he had learned Geppo and lit up two more entries in the [Illustrated Guide]. Looking at it that way, he had gained quite a lot.

For now, he still had no idea what the [Illustrated Guide] was for, but surely it wasn't like some pet-catching game, existing only to satisfy the vanity of people with collecting obsessions...

If that really was the case, it would be pretty damn painful...

Duen exited the main interface and slowly let out a breath. He looked toward the door, walked over, locked it from the inside, and propped his broad saber upright against it.

Returning to the bed, he calmed his mind and went to sleep.

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