I Am Uzumaki Menma, and Danzo Is Actually My Grandfather
Chapter 26

Shocked Little Partners

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After leaving Shikamaru's house.

Uzumaki Menma and Naruto parted ways and returned to Root.

As soon as he arrived at Root, a Root ninja found Uzumaki Menma: "Young Master Menma, Lord Danzo is looking for you."

Uzumaki Menma arrived at Danzo's office.

Danzo's first words upon seeing Uzumaki Menma were: "Sit down, there are some questions I want to test you on."

Uzumaki Menma thought Danzo was going to test him on Introduction to Basic Sealing Techniques, so he sat down on the chair with high spirits, ready for Danzo's test.

Uzumaki Menma was very confident because of Ryoma Aburame's almost perverted methods, Uzumaki Menma had firmly remembered the contents of Introduction to Basic Sealing Techniques that he had already learned.

However, plans can't keep up with changes.

Danzo's first question stumped Uzumaki Menma.

"I ask you, a village that sees Konoha as an enemy and often has friction with Konoha, suddenly wants to come to Konoha to conclude a peace treaty, what do you think is the reason?"

Uzumaki Menma was stunned, his small face wrinkled together, unable to understand why Danzo would suddenly ask him this.

After thinking for a while, Uzumaki Menma said: "Maybe that village has been invaded by other villages, feels a lot of pressure, and wants to conclude a peace treaty with Konoha to prevent Konoha from joining the offensive, or wants to pull Konoha to help him resist the invasion of other villages?"

"Then what if everything is stable and normal in their village?"

Uzumaki Menma thought for a while and replied: "Either they suddenly went crazy, or they have bad intentions."

"Not bad, very good."

Hearing Danzo's praise, Uzumaki Menma's face was full of smiles.

It's not easy to get Danzo's praise.

Danzo continued to ask: "If the other village comes to Konoha and carries out destruction on Konoha, what would you do?"

Uzumaki Menma replied without hesitation: "Then what are we waiting for, let's beat them up!"

A rare smile appeared on Danzo's face.

Danzo was very satisfied with Uzumaki Menma's answer.

Since he wanted to cultivate Uzumaki Menma in the direction of Hokage, then he couldn't just be strong, he also had to have strong methods. He couldn't be as indecisive as Hiruzen Sarutobi.

"I am very satisfied with your answer today, I will reward you with a day off tomorrow, no need to practice..."

Before Danzo could finish speaking, Uzumaki Menma cheered in surprise.

"Woohoo! I can have fun!"

"Cough!"

Danzo coughed hard, dissatisfied: "Listen to me finish!"

Uzumaki Menma immediately sat up straight, it would be terrible if his hard-won day off was ruined.

Danzo continued: "These few days, you should stay in Root and don't leave Root."

Uzumaki Menma's face suddenly collapsed.

"Grandpa Danzo, is it because Hidden Cloud Village is sending a delegation to Konoha?"

Danzo asked in surprise: "Who told you?"

"It was Uncle Shikaku, he reminded Naruto and me during dinner not to wander around the streets of Konoha these few days, and to stay at home as much as possible, and Grandpa Danzo, the questions you just asked me were also because of Hidden Cloud Village, right?"

Danzo nodded slightly: "That's right, although our Konoha is the number one village among the five great ninja villages, the overall strength of Hidden Cloud Village is not weaker than our Konoha.

As the radical militant faction, Hidden Cloud Village has always regarded our Konoha as a thorn in its side. This time, sending a delegation to Konoha to conclude a peace treaty looks like they have ulterior motives, so you should honestly stay in Root these few days, understand?"

Uzumaki Menma tentatively asked: "Can I ask my friends to come to Root to play?"

As soon as Danzo heard Uzumaki Menma mention this, he became angry.

Because Uzumaki Menma's strict training made him unable to move after training.

Therefore, those little devils come to Root every day to take Uzumaki Menma out to play, and now entering Root is as easy as entering their own home.

Does Root still look like it used to?

However, thinking that Uzumaki Menma could stay in Root peacefully during this period, Danzo still gritted his teeth and agreed.

Before Uzumaki Menma could be happy, he heard Danzo continue: "Tomorrow's rest, gone!"

Uzumaki Menma immediately cried and begged Danzo.

But it was useless.

The next day.

Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, Neji, Ino, and Hinata gathered in Root.

Root training ground.

Uzumaki Menma was training.

Naruto and the others watched from the sidelines.

Watching Uzumaki Menma's training, Naruto's mouth hung wide open, completely stunned.

Shikamaru watched Uzumaki Menma's intense training with a pounding heart: "I finally understand why Menma looks so drained every day."

Choji's chubby face quivered as he watched: "This training intensity is terrifying."

Neji sighed, "I didn't expect Menma, who seems so unreliable, to be so crazy when he trains. I have to work harder too!"

Ino and Hinata worried, "Won't something happen to Menma training like this?"

Two hours later.

Uzumaki Menma, like a dead dog, clawed at the ground and crawled to Choji.

"Choji, quickly give me a bite of your snacks."

Choji hurriedly took out all his snacks: "Menma, eat quickly."

Uzumaki Menma took two bites of a potato chip after opening it and immediately vomited.

Yamanaka Fu said 'thoughtfully', "High-intensity training can cause gastrointestinal discomfort, resulting in vomiting."

Uzumaki Menma rolled his eyes and retorted, "Why didn't you say so earlier?"

"You didn't ask earlier. Well, my training session for today is over. See you tomorrow."

Yamanaka Fu used the Body Flicker Technique and left the training ground.

Shikamaru said in disbelief, "Menma, is there more training to come? No way?"

Before Uzumaki Menma could answer.

Ryoma Aburame had already appeared behind Uzumaki Menma, picked him up, and placed him in the center of the field.

Ryoma Aburame directly summoned a large group of insects, surrounding Uzumaki Menma.

This scene gave Ino and Hinata goosebumps all over their bodies.

Ryoma Aburame was as taciturn as ever: "Recite."

Uzumaki Menma began to recite the contents of Introduction to Basic Sealing Techniques.

"Sealing techniques are divided into even-numbered seals and odd-numbered seals. Even-numbered seals are..."

Uzumaki Menma began to recite.

At first, Uzumaki Menma recited quite smoothly, but because of the sound of Choji biting potato chips, Uzumaki Menma was distracted and suddenly forgot the following content.

"Uh... what comes after that? Uncle Ryoma, give me a hint?"

Ryoma Aburame crooked his finger, and the insects surrounding Uzumaki Menma swarmed over, covering Uzumaki Menma's entire body.

Uzumaki Menma's ecstatic voice came from the swarm of insects.

"Mmm~ Oh~ Ah~"

This scene made the six people watching from the side twitch their eyes.

This is too perverted, right?

It's simply abuse!

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