I Am Uzumaki Menma, and Danzo Is Actually My Grandfather
Chapter 46

Debate

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In a deserted alleyway on the streets of Konoha.

Uzumaki Menma, Naruto, and Neji were engrossed in Make-Out Paradise, engaged in a heated debate.

Neji: "The beauty on page 24 is the best looking!"

Naruto: "I disagree. I think the one on page 15 is the best. So big, it's incredibly visually impactful!"

Uzumaki Menma: "No, no, neither of you is right. I think the one on page 9 is the best. That proportion, not too big, not too small, it's simply perfect!"

The three of them started arguing fiercely over who was the most attractive.

Uzumaki Menma suddenly declared with great passion: "Alright! Stop arguing! We won't reach a conclusion by arguing. Let's go see the real thing! Let's experience it in reality and see whose is actually better!"

Neji, his competitive spirit ignited, immediately agreed: "Okay! Let's do that!"

Naruto asked blankly: "See the real thing? Where do we go?"

Uzumaki Menma and Neji exchanged a knowing glance and said in unison: "You'll know when you get there!"

Outside the women's bathhouse, once again.

Naruto suddenly understood: "So we're going to peek into the women's bathhouse!"

Uzumaki Menma said to Neji: "Neji, you can use your Byakugan."

"I'm not using it. If we're going to verify, all three of us need to see it with our own eyes."

Neji still couldn't forget the sight that had polluted his mind the last time he used his Byakugan to peek.

Uzumaki Menma frowned slightly: "None of us have the Byakugan, and this wall is solid. How are we supposed to see?"

Neji pouted: "That's your problem. You're the one who said we should verify."

Uzumaki Menma retorted, unconvinced: "If I have to do it, I will. Just watch!"

Uzumaki Menma directly summoned the Nine Masked Beasts - Southern Dipper Sage, and then took the Southern Dipper Sage's staff.

The bottom of the Southern Dipper Sage's staff was quite sharp.

Uzumaki Menma inserted the sharp end of the staff into a crack in the wall and began to drill with all his might.

Wall dust continuously fell.

After drilling for a long time, Uzumaki Menma finally managed to create a small hole.

After dismissing the Southern Dipper Sage, Uzumaki Menma said triumphantly to Neji: "How about that?"

Neji snorted haughtily: "I'll admit, you're quick-witted."

Naruto was the first to rush over, putting his eye to the small hole and starting to watch.

"Wow! So beautiful!"

Neji's ears twitched. He had originally planned to let Uzumaki Menma or Naruto go first, and then he would go after confirming it was safe.

Since Naruto had let out such an exclamation of amazement, it meant there were no problems!

Uzumaki Menma urged: "Naruto, are you done looking? It's my turn!"

Naruto moved aside, scratching his head with a hint of annoyance: "It's beautiful, but none of them are very big. How are we supposed to verify?"

Uzumaki Menma didn't care about verifying anymore. Although he had heard Neji's description of the women's bathhouse before, he had never actually seen it with his own eyes.

Uzumaki Menma leaned up to the small hole and finally saw the true appearance of the women's bathhouse.

The steam swirled, like a fairyland.

"So this is what the women's bathhouse looks like!"

Hearing Uzumaki Menma's gasp of amazement, Neji finally couldn't hold back: "Menma, it's my turn!"

Neji leaned in and finally saw not a black and white image, but a colorful one.

Indeed, the real thing was slightly better than what was in the book.

Far away in the Hokage Office, Hiruzen Sarutobi stared dumbfounded at the image on the Crystal Ball.

The image on the Crystal Ball clearly showed Uzumaki Menma, Naruto, and Neji taking turns peeking.

Hiruzen Sarutobi ran a hand through his sparse hair and muttered in bewilderment: "At such a young age, they've already learned to peek into the women's bathhouse? And they chose today, when there are the most beautiful women in the bathhouse. It doesn't seem like their first offense..."

Hiruzen Sarutobi took a puff from his pipe: "Should I go catch them?"

The next second, Hiruzen Sarutobi put down his pipe and looked back at the Crystal Ball.

The image on the Crystal Ball changed, showing the interior of the women's bathhouse.

"Whatever, I'll deal with it next time. If I don't hurry up and watch, they'll all be gone soon."

Uzumaki Menma, Naruto, and Neji took turns watching the spectacular scene in an orderly fashion.

Naruto sighed: "No wonder Menma and Neji, you two came here to peek at the women's bathhouse before. It's actually this fun."

Then, Naruto suddenly became indignant: "You two are so mean! You kept it all to yourselves! Why didn't you bring me along back then!"

Uzumaki Menma defended himself, "Don't say it like that. I didn't see anything back then. Neji did all the looking. He has the Byakugan, and he told me what he saw afterward."

At this moment, Neji was completely absorbed in what he was seeing and had no mind to answer Uzumaki Menma and Naruto.

"Huh?"

Suddenly, Neji noticed something was wrong because he saw someone in the women's bath pointing at the small hole.

All of a sudden.

An eye suddenly appeared in the small hole.

Neji was so scared he fell to the ground, his finger trembling as he pointed at the hole.

Uzumaki Menma and Naruto looked at Neji, puzzled. "What's wrong, Neji?"

"Run! We've been discovered!"

As soon as Neji finished speaking.

It was the same proprietress, the same broom.

"You brats! After more than a year, you've come back! Let me teach you three a good lesson!"

Uzumaki Menma, Naruto, and Neji took off running.

This time, the proprietress was relentless. Uzumaki Menma and the other two ran out of the Konoha streets, and she was still chasing them.

They ran into the woods and hid. Seeing that she couldn't find them, the proprietress returned dejectedly.

Uzumaki Menma and the other two sat on the ground, panting heavily.

Uzumaki Menma complained, "Neji, this is all your fault. Your gaze must have been too aggressive, and that's how we got caught!"

Neji looked at Uzumaki Menma in disbelief. "You're blaming me for this? My gaze is aggressive? Naruto, you tell me, is my gaze aggressive?!"

Neji thrust his face in front of Naruto.

After staring into Neji's eyes for a long time, Naruto said, "Hmm~ It looks a little fierce."

Uzumaki Menma spread his hands. "See? Naruto says you're fierce, isn't that aggressive?"

Neji roared at Uzumaki Menma, "That's because you're blaming me, so I'm giving you this look, alright!"

"Never mind all that! When should we go watch again next time?"

Naruto was eager, already planning when they could go again.

Just as Uzumaki Menma was about to suggest waiting a few days, a sinister voice came from behind the three of them.

"Sister Kurenai, these three brats are still thinking about peeping again next time."

"Hmm? Children from the Hyuga Clan, and Menma and Naruto?"

Uzumaki Menma, Naruto, and Neji turned their heads and saw a beautiful woman with black hair and red eyes.

It was Konoha Chunin Kurenai Yuhi.

The other was a purple-haired beauty.

She was also a Konoha Chunin, Anko Mitarashi.

Seeing Anko Mitarashi, Uzumaki Menma and Naruto's faces instantly changed.

"Demon Woman!"

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