Demon Woman

Uzumaki Menma, Naruto, and Neji fled into a small grove of trees to escape the bathhouse proprietress's 'assassination attempt.'

However, before the three could relax, Kurenai Yuhi and Anko Mitarashi caught them red-handed.

Uzumaki Menma and Naruto's expressions changed drastically upon seeing Anko Mitarashi.

Recently, Uzumaki Menma and Naruto haven't had many friends to play with, so they've returned to their old ways, causing mischief all over Konoha.

The harassed villagers eventually pooled their money and decided to issue a mission, dispatching ninjas to punish Uzumaki Menma and Naruto.

However, Genin were no match for Uzumaki Menma and Naruto's combined efforts, and they were instead led around by the nose.

In the end, the villagers gritted their teeth, steeled their hearts, and increased the funding, hiring two Chunin.

Those two Chunin were Kurenai Yuhi and Anko Mitarashi.

Uzumaki Menma and Naruto were no match for Kurenai Yuhi and Anko Mitarashi.

Several times while causing trouble, Uzumaki Menma and Naruto were successfully caught by the two of them.

Kurenai Yuhi treated the two of them very gently, simply educating Uzumaki Menma and Naruto not to play pranks anymore.

But Anko Mitarashi was different. She would grab them and beat them up, then tie them up and parade them through Konoha.

Therefore, Uzumaki Menma and Naruto called Anko Mitarashi the 'Demon Woman.'

Anko Mitarashi wrapped her arms tightly around Uzumaki Menma and Naruto's necks, a kindly smile on her face: "What did you two call me just now? I didn't hear you clearly, say it again for me!"

Uzumaki Menma and Naruto shuddered, flashing ingratiating smiles: "Big Sis Anko..."

"Oh, you know each other... then I won't disturb you!"

Seeing that Kurenai Yuhi and Anko Mitarashi knew Uzumaki Menma and Naruto, Neji planned to slip away.

However, before Neji could take a step, Anko Mitarashi grabbed him by the collar and tossed him next to Uzumaki Menma and Naruto.

Anko Mitarashi put her hands on her hips, a devilish smile on her face: "You three little brats are really bold, aren't you? You actually dared to peep into the women's bathhouse? Menma, Naruto, you two didn't even run when you saw me and Big Sis Kurenai inside, did you want to die?"

Uzumaki Menma muttered, "We couldn't tell it was you all naked..."

Naruto nodded in agreement, muttering, "Yeah... if we had known, we would have run away a long time ago..."

Kurenai Yuhi and Anko Mitarashi's cheeks flushed red.

Thwack, thwack.

Two large bumps appeared on Uzumaki Menma and Naruto's heads.

Neji knelt on the ground, not daring to move, his eyelids twitching wildly.

No wonder Uzumaki Menma and Naruto called this purple-haired woman the 'Demon Woman' as soon as they saw her, she was too violent.

It looked like today was going to be a bad day.

Anko Mitarashi blew on her fist, then said contemptuously, "Those who can move, start moving."

Hearing Anko Mitarashi say this, Uzumaki Menma and Naruto pouted, turned around, and lay on the ground, sticking their butts high in the air.

Neji: ???

What was going on?

Why were they suddenly sticking their butts out?

Anko Mitarashi glanced at Neji: "It's your first time, so you don't know the rules, but just do as they do."

Neji's face was flushed red, sticking his butt out like Uzumaki Menma and Naruto was too embarrassing.

Anko Mitarashi said unhappily, "What? You don't want to?"

Uzumaki Menma and Naruto advised, "Neji, do it quickly! If you don't, this Demon Woman will not only beat people up, but she will also tie us up and parade us through the streets!"

Hearing the words 'Demon Woman' again, Anko Mitarashi kicked Uzumaki Menma and Naruto's butts directly.

Hearing about being paraded through the streets, Neji was shocked.

Being beaten was fine.

But if he was paraded through the streets, how could he face anyone?

Imagining the scene of walking through the streets of Konoha with a sign around his neck that said 'Peeping Tom,' Neji shuddered.

He wouldn't be able to face anyone anymore!

Neji instantly rolled over and lay on the ground, then, imitating Uzumaki Menma and Naruto, stuck his butt high in the air.

Neji pressed his face tightly against the ground.

Too shameful!

He would never go out alone with Uzumaki Menma and Naruto again, nothing good ever came of it!

Anko Mitarashi said with a grim smile, "Since you're ready, then I'll start, by the way, Big Sis Kurenai, do you want to give them a few slaps? I have to say, Menma and Naruto's butts are chubby and feel pretty good, this newcomer shouldn't be bad either."

Kurenai Yuhi shook her head and declined: "I'll pass, I still think it's better to talk to them nicely, they should listen."

A look of anticipation appeared in Neji's eyes.

What a good person!

Maybe we won't get beat up after all.

Uzumaki Menma and Naruto turned their heads and immediately poured cold water on Neji: "Don't even think about it. The three of us fell into the hands of the Demon Woman... I mean, Kurenai-neechan. There's no way we're leaving without a beating."

As Uzumaki Menma and Naruto expected, Anko Mitarashi said, "Kurenai-neechan, if education worked, it would have worked the first time we caught Menma and Naruto. Did it?

Graffiti on Hokage Rock, scaring couples during intimate moments, releasing snakes to scare people, shaving the hair off dogs' heads, setting off smoke bombs everywhere... I've lost count of all their pranks. And now they're peeping into the women's bathhouse! Is there anything they won't do?"

Neji looked at Uzumaki Menma and Naruto in disbelief: "What kind of outrageous things have you two been doing while we were gone?"

Uzumaki Menma and Naruto scratched their heads sheepishly: "It's not that bad. Everyone's gone, so we just have to find our own ways to have fun."

"What a sin..."

Neji didn't know what to say.

Anko Mitarashi rubbed her hands together excitedly and said, "Then let's begin!"

Smack

Anko Mitarashi's first strike landed on Naruto's butt.

Then, in order, it was Uzumaki Menma, and finally Neji.

Uzumaki Menma, Naruto, and Neji's 'Ouch' sounds rose and fell.

Anko Mitarashi got more and more into it, even creating a rhythm.

After about five minutes of spanking, Anko Mitarashi reluctantly stopped.

Anko Mitarashi walked from behind the three of them to in front of them, warning, "You three brats, if I ever catch you peeping into the women's bathhouse again, hmph, it won't be this easy!"

"Kurenai-neechan, let's go."

Before leaving, Anko Mitarashi couldn't resist giving the three of them another smack on the butt.

Neji felt his butt was numb.

And listening to Uzumaki Menma and Naruto's 'Ouch' sounds, they sounded even worse than him, but probably felt about the same.

However, after Anko Mitarashi and Kurenai Yuhi left.

Neji stared blankly as Uzumaki Menma and Naruto stood up again as if nothing had happened.