The Man Who Looks a Lot Like Son Goku
"No problem." Beerus understood immediately.
"Whoosh!"
Beerus appeared beside Frieza in the blink of an eye.
"Lord Beerus, that's not how it is!" Frieza exclaimed in horror.
"Bang!"
Beerus hated Frieza so much that he threw a heavy punch at Frieza.
If it weren't for you, would I have disappeared?
"Bang bang bang!"
In the next minute, Beerus really beat Frieza so badly he passed out.
"Indra, may I destroy him?" Beerus asked Indra for his opinion.
Frieza was utterly speechless.
You are the god of destruction!
You want to ruin my life now, and you still need Indra's permission?
What kind of demon have I provoked?
Frieza's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly knelt down.
"Indra Yun, I, Frieza, truly repent. I will never dare to do it again. You can do whatever you want with me." Frieza hurriedly confessed, pressing his head to the ground.
"Oh? Is that so?" Indra smiled.
"Indra Yun, I can do anything for you," Frieza said again. "There are many things you are unable to do, but I, Frieza, can help you accomplish them."
"Oh? Are you sure?" Indra rested his chin on his hand, seemingly lost in thought.
Frieza suddenly had a bad feeling.
However, in order to save his life, Frieza quickly nodded vigorously.
Can I say I'm not sure?
If I told them, would I be beaten to death?
"In that case, my wife Tights is signing books in front of a large bookstore in the East City. Why don't you go and buy three copies?" Indra said thoughtfully.
"Huh?" Frieza was a little confused.
This kind of thing doesn't seem difficult at all.
"This is Senzu Bean." Indra waved his hand, and a Senzu Bean appeared in front of Frieza.
"Uh, okay." Frieza quickly ate the Senzu Bean.
Instantly, Frieza's injuries were healed.
"East City? I'll go find her right now." Frieza leaped into the air.
"Remember, don't cut in line," Indra said.
"Understood," Frieza said, transforming into a streak of light and vanishing in a flash.
"Indra, do you think Frieza will use Tights as a Tights to blackmail you after seeing her?" Krillin asked, somewhat worried.
"He wouldn't dare," Indra with a smile.
Even if separated by vast distances, Indra could wipe out Frieza with a wave of his hand.
Therefore, Indra was certain that Frieza wouldn't dare.
Frieza was very fast; he found the East City in less than ten minutes.
Chapter 243: The Man Who Looks Very Similar to Son Goku
Sure enough, there was a girl there signing books.
There were a lot of people in line.
Many people were even calling out the name "Tights".
Frieza: ""
Frieza estimated the length of the line; if he got to the front, he'd probably have to wait six hours.
Frieza wanted to cry.
I am the Emperor of the Universe!
Have I really sunk to the point where I have to queue up to buy books and get them signed?
Fortunately, Frieza had spent a very long time in that endless, empty world, honing his mental fortitude to perfection.
Finally, it was Frieza's turn.
Tights looked up at Frieza.
"You look kind of familiar," Tights said thoughtfully.
"Hehehe, I'm Indra's friend," Frieza quickly chuckled.
"I knew it," Tights nodded. "You seemed to have been in line for a long time. You should have said so earlier."
Frieza: ""
I wanted to say it sooner, but if I did, would Indra let me off the hook?
"Are you one of my fans too?" Tights asked curiously.
"Yes." Frieza nodded with a dark expression.
Tights didn't ask any more questions and signed the three books Frieza bought.
What?
You want to ask if Frieza has money?
As the emperor of the universe, he naturally has a universally accepted currency.
Frieza could become a billionaire simply by taking anything from the spaceship.
He certainly had the money to buy the books.
"By the way, what's your name?" Tights handed the book to Frieza and asked casually.
"Frieza," Frieza said, revealing his name.
"What?" Tights was stunned, then looked up and stared at Frieza.
Frieza was momentarily at a loss.
Don't stare at me like that.
"You're not Frieza, the Emperor of the Universe, are you?" Tights asked in surprise.
"Ahem, the true emperor of the universe is Indra, not me." Frieza broke out in a cold sweat, feeling utterly humiliated.
"Really? Indra is a cosmic emperor?" Tights thoughtfully. "That makes sense. With Indra's power, it would be a shame if he didn't become a cosmic emperor."
"Ms. Tights, then I shall take my leave." Frieza bowed and then soared into the sky.
The fans waiting for autographs were all stunned.
Initially, they thought it was just an ordinary person wearing a mask coming.
Unexpectedly, he actually flew into the sky.
"Tights, the Emperor of the Universe? Really?" A stunningly beautiful woman next to Tights asked curiously.
This beautiful woman's name is Dai Lin, and she is Tights's personal bodyguard.
It's perfectly normal for Tights, a well-known author, to have bodyguards.
Girls need to learn to protect themselves when they're out in public.
Indra had said he would find a bodyguard for Tights, but Tights refused.
Tights said that if someone of Goku's level were to be a bodyguard, there would be no sense of accomplishment.
Therefore, Indra stopped insisting.
Tights eventually found a female bodyguard named Dai Lin among ordinary people.
"Cosmic Emperor? That title is quite exaggerated." Dai Lin smiled, looking up at the vanished Frieza. "But I wonder how he managed that illusion of flight."
"Dai Lin, this is probably not a smokescreen," Tights a slight smile.
"Tights, do you mean he can really fly?" Dai Lin, skeptical.
Tights.
Dai Lin suddenly wondered if Miss Tights had lost her mind today.
Can he fly?
Are you kidding me?
However, Dai Lin suddenly remembered that during the World Martial Arts Tournament, someone seemed to have been sent flying.
Is flying now a popular activity?
Just as Frieza left, someone appeared on the scene, hovering in the air.
"Huh? Goku? Is that you?" Tights looked closely; wasn't that Son Goku?
"Is this Earth?" The other person took out a red fruit, took a bite, and smiled as they surveyed the humans present.
Everyone was stunned.
Who is this person?
How can it float in the air?
"It's not Goku!" Tights frowned.
At this moment, Tights was certain that the person in front of her who looked so much like Son Goku was not actually Son Goku.
His skin was darker than Son Goku's, and he also had a somewhat evil look.
"This planet belongs to me from this day forward," Turles with a cold smile.
Turles was present at the scene.
"Who is this person?" Tights scratched her head.
Where did this monster come from?
Why haven't I heard Indra mention this before?
On Master Roshi's island.
Since this place is relatively close to the island where Master Roshi lives, Son Goku suggested that they go to Master Roshi's island to get something to eat.
Master Roshi kept rolling his eyes at Son Goku.
You've really gone too far, kid.
Can't you see I have a robotic doll in my arms?
If you bring them all to my island, will I be able to have any fun?
Although he was displeased, Master Roshi still sincerely invited everyone present to visit his island.
So everyone present immediately went to Master Roshi's island and held a simple banquet there.
In short, there was everything you could want to eat and drink.
Although Indra said he was relieved, he still had Vados remotely monitor Frieza 897.
Seeing Frieza behaving so well, Indra's face was also full of smiles.
Krillin and the others were speechless.
Frieza, the emperor of the universe, has really chickened out!