Fairy Tail: Magic Isn't That Inconvenient

One of Ishgar's Ten Wizard Saints, the Uncrowned Emperor, Lord of the Apostles, and Fairy Scholar-[Aibo]-delivered a major address at the First Edolas? No, Earth-land World Magic Exchange Conference:

"I hereby declare that Zeref Dragneel is the most incompetent, most shameless, and most destructive clown of a wizard the magical world has seen in nearly five hundred years."

The crowd erupted in an uproar!

"Because~~a minor research discovery, which I have personally verified, proves that the legendary [Curse of the God Ankhseram] is not some incurable curse at all. It is, in fact, a powerful Super Magic."

Aibo adjusted his black-rimmed glasses, their lenses flashing in the light, and smiled.

"It can be controlled! Once fully mastered, it becomes an immortality spell that grants eternal youth and life without any side effects."

"-!!?"

The entire world was stunned!!!

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