Crossdressing! Crossdressing! Crossdressing!

"Lady Tsunade, where... where are we... going next...?"

A group of female ninjas staggered out of the barbecue restaurant, supporting each other as they walked.

The smell of alcohol was unmistakable even from ten meters away.

Hyuga Wuye did not want to smell it, but his dear teacher was hanging off him, relying entirely on him to hold her up as they moved forward.

"You... should be heading home, right? If you don't go home tonight and something happens, people could die..." he hinted discreetly.

Unfortunately, the women were drunk out of their minds. How could they possibly grasp the meaning behind his words?

"This is Konoha. What deaths could possibly happen?!"

Tsunade pinched Wuye's cheek, then suddenly waved a hand and shouted, "Let's go soak in the hot springs! We'll book the whole place for the night!"

"Yay!"

Pale arms shot up all around them as they cheered loudly, drawing the attention of everyone on the street.

Wuye felt a little awkward. "Um... you're going to soak in the hot springs, so can I go home now?"

Though he did want to see the current scale of these female ninjas—especially Tsunade—she would beat him to death tomorrow once she sobered up.

Even if he wanted to look, couldn't he secretly use his x-ray vision later?

"Go home?" Tsunade gave a sly grin and looked around. "What do you all think? Should we let him go home?"

"No! I haven't teased him enough yet!"

"Come soak in the hot springs with us! I want to see him soaking in the hot springs!"

"..."

A pack of female hooligans immediately surrounded Wuye.

Don't treat a boy like he wasn't a man, damn it!

"See? There's no way you're slipping away tonight, so just come along obediently, hahaha!"

Tsunade was swaying drunkenly, yet she still did not forget to drag her disciple into trouble... Well, maybe it did not count as trouble. Maybe she was giving him a benefit?

"You're taking me with you to book the whole place. Aren't you afraid some bad rumors will spread tomorrow?" Wuye reminded them, clinging to the last shred of his integrity.

He was not making it up. People came of age early in the ninja world; some even married at thirteen or fourteen. They really could not treat a boy like he was not a man!

He could already imagine tomorrow's Konoha headlines: Shocking! A Mysterious Night Between a Group of Female Medics and One Boy!

"That's quite a problem..."

Tsunade shook her head, looking dazed. "What should we do?"

"Can't he just use the Transformation Technique?" One female medic's eyes suddenly lit up. "Or we could dress him up as a girl? There are lots of clothes in the red-light district!"

"Crossdressing? Yay!"

All the women's eyes lit up, and even Tsunade looked eager... Women were always interested in dressing people up.

"Wait, wait!"

Wuye took a tactical leap backward and crossed his arms in front of his chest. "Transformation! I only accept transformation!"

Under everyone's gaze, he transformed with a puff... into Kaguya's appearance.

Long hair fluttered around him, and his Byakugan gleamed crystal-clear.

"Change your face back to your own!" Tsunade immediately smacked him on the head. "Don't you know I don't want to see her?!"

"But if I change it back, I'll only be changing my clothes and hair, won't I?" Wuye hesitated.

Tsunade pressed a hand against Kaguya's face. "Trust me. Your own face is enough even in women's clothes. No one will recognize you."

"All right, all right..."

Wuye formed hand seals again.

"Wow! So pretty!"

The moment he changed back to his own appearance, several wandering hands lunged for his face... Ah, what a difficult night!

After transforming, Wuye was dragged all the way into the hot spring inn. He had already given up resisting.

Only after they had slipped into the private room did he change back to his original appearance.

Fortunately, before those female hooligans started undressing, they finally remembered that a boy was still a man. They brought him a cloth band to cover his eyes.

"No peeking!"

Then, the group of dizzy, crazy women began taking off their clothes, Tsunade included... She had definitely forgotten that Wuye had awakened the Byakugan!

Only after everyone had loosely wrapped themselves in bath towels was Wuye allowed to see again.

Well, there was not much to see. Just a bunch of pale flesh swaying around... swaying around...

Tsunade was currently of average size. It seemed she had not entered her vigorous growth phase yet.

"Why are you all looking at me?"

Wuye suddenly panicked when he noticed the female hooligans gathering around him.

"How are you going to soak in the hot spring without taking off your clothes?"

The women folded their arms across their chests.

Wuye broke into a cold sweat. "Hey, hey, aren't you taking off your bath towels when you soak? If you do, how can I join you?"

"The hot spring water isn't transparent," someone said with a lewd chuckle.

Jiraiya would probably be so jealous of Wuye's treatment that he would roll around on the spot...

That was why alcohol was such a wonderful thing!

"Um, I'll change by myself. You go in first."

Hyuga Wuye suddenly remembered the special potion in his pocket.

That thing was a little long. What if it stuck out when he took off his clothes...

Then he saw the lustful looks drifting over from the female hooligans.

Women could be quite horny too, especially when they were gathered in a group. Once they got going, there was no stopping them.

"Come on, big sister will help you take off your clothes."

"Big sister will help you take off your pants..."

"..."

Seven or eight hands reached for him, and Wuye went numb in an instant.

"Stop... stop! I'll do it myself!"

But two fists could not beat four hands. Not only was he quickly stripped bare, but his coat was also snatched up by one of the medics.

"Huh? What's this?"

The thing Wuye had worried about happened after all. The medic felt the protruding potion bottle...

Whoosh!

He suddenly pounced over and snatched it back at the last possible moment.

He moved so quickly that he did not know what soft, bouncy part he had touched.

"Phew..."

Wuye let out a breath of relief, then rolled his eyes irritably. "Don't go rummaging through other people's things!"

"Tch."

The medic rubbed her slightly sore chest, then came over and pushed Wuye along. "Come on, come on! Time to soak in the hot springs!"

"Wait! Wait! I need to put something away!"

In the end, Wuye only had time to hurriedly stuff the potion into a locker before a tide of pale flesh shoved him into the hot spring pool.

When a man was good-looking, women's guard naturally dropped significantly... and even more so when he was a boy.

Whether the steam had made their drunkenness surge or they truly did not care, the bodies they had previously covered were now almost completely visible beneath the water. No one intended to cover Wuye's eyes again.

Though the hot spring water was milky white, it could not completely conceal their bodies.

On the contrary, that hazy beauty was even more likely to stir one's heart.

Besides, everyone knew that balls floated in water!

Wuye huddled by the edge of the pool, staring straight ahead with an expression so serious it could not have been more proper.

Between men and women, if one side was strong, the other was weak; if one side was weak, the other was strong.

The more solemn and proper he acted, the more these women wanted to see him blush and watch him get teased.

As a result, he did not even need to sneak glances. Those graceful figures came right up before his eyes one after another.

"Little Wuye, being this shy won't do. Aren't our bodies beautiful?"

"You're Lady Tsunade's disciple, a future medical ninja. You can't be so avoidant around women's bodies."

"..."

Waves rose and fell, round forms swaying.

He could not take it. He really could not take it.

Hyuga Wuye had almost forgotten why he was here. His eyes were completely lost amid the chaotic waves.

He had also forgotten that there was still a potion bottle in the locker—and that he had not closed the locker door...