Naruto: Reviving the Senju, Starting with Stealing Kushina

On the surface, he's a cheerful, sunny young man. Behind the scenes, he's a master schemer with layers upon layers of hidden agendas.

Ding! Clan Expansion Mission Triggered: Target-Kushina Uzumaki.

Minato has just drawn his kunai, ready to play the hero and rescue the damsel, when Nawaki descends from the sky atop a wooden dragon.

Sweeping the little red-haired girl into his arms, he declares, "The Uzumaki and Senju have always been one family. From now on, you're under my protection!"

Ding! Clan Bond Mission Triggered: Target-Mikoto Uchiha.

Fugaku abandons his fiancée for political gain, while Nawaki cuts through the enemy ranks to save her from certain doom.

Gently wiping the blood from the corner of Mikoto's eye, he says, "If the Uchiha won't cherish you, then I, a Senju, will!"

And then there's Princess Tsunade, the hot-tempered, fiercely doting older sister who would smash the Hokage Building with her fists for her little brother.

Minato is left utterly bewildered. Fugaku's convictions lie shattered.

The Hidden Leaf's higher-ups are still plotting to seize the Senju legacy?

Nawaki smiles faintly-and sends them straight to hell.

In this shinobi world, the Senju clan will have the final say!

The good news: I'm not dead. The bad news: the higher-ups have gone insane.