Naruto Went to the Valley of the End to Break Up a Fight, but the Two Fought Until Heaven and Earth Shook

"Collecting junk? Sen, that mouth of yours could piss a dead man back to life!"

Naruto spat the bitter yellow mud out of his mouth.

He slammed his hands together in front of his chest.

Golden chakra exploded from his pores with a thunderous roar.

The heat wave instantly evaporated most of the shallow water around him.

Clouds of white steam choked the air, making it impossible to open his eyes.

A giant Nine-Tails cloak rose from the ground.

"Sasuke! Your brain's full of filthy water, and today I'm draining every last drop!"

Naruto controlled the Nine-Tails' massive fist.

He drove it straight at the purple-black colossus overhead.

The purple-black Susanoo raised its great sword and brought it down with all its strength.

Lightning crackled around the blade with an ear-splitting, teeth-grating shriek.

The two brute forces collided head-on in midair.

Boom! A tremendous, muffled crash shook the heavens.

Even the rock Sen was sitting on shuddered violently.

All the bitter tea sloshed out of the wooden cup in his hand.

It splashed over his crotch, soaking a large patch.

"Ah, shit! That's hot!"

Sen hurriedly stood and shook out his trouser legs.

"Can't you two brats pick somewhere more spacious to fight? You splashed hot water all over me!"

Below, Naruto had no time to pay him any attention.

The Nine-Tails' massive claws clamped tightly around Susanoo's sword blade.

Huge showers of blinding sparks flew from the friction.

The sparks hissed as they fell onto the water.

"Sasuke, your rotten temper hasn't changed since we were in school!"

"You always think you've got it worse than anyone!"

"You're trying to carry everyone's lives on your shoulders! Can that scrawny body of yours even bear the weight?"

Naruto roared in desperation.

His voice cracked from shouting.

**"Shut up! What the