The Three Sannin's Battle Erupts Early

Boom!

The entire casino hall in Tanzaku Town collapsed in an instant.

Amid the billowing dust, dozens of venomous snakes as thick as water jars flicked their tongues, madly destroying everything in sight.

Piercing screams rose and fell one after another.

With one hand in his pocket, Chenshu Senju tapped off the ground with his toes and lightly landed atop a jutting piece of rubble.

He looked down at the chaotic brawl below without the slightest intention of joining the melee.

What a joke—this was the legendary scene of the Three Sannin appearing together.

Today, he was here to enjoy the show from a VIP standing spot, keep the situation under control while he was at it, and freeload that Medical Wood Release scroll.

"Orochimaru! Have you lost your damn mind?!"

Jiraiya bit his finger and slammed his palm against the ground.

Accompanied by a massive cloud of white smoke, Gamaken's enormous body descended with a crash. Wielding a steel fork, he pinned two venomous snakes firmly to the ground in a single strike.

Orochimaru stood atop the largest purple-scaled serpent, his golden vertical pupils filled with madness.

"Jiraiya, you're still as naive as ever."

"Today, all of you will die here. Wood Release is mine!"

Chenshu Senju rolled his eyes.

He was practically dehydrated from all that diarrhea, yet he was still thinking about him.

Elsewhere.

Kabuto Yakushi adjusted his gleaming glasses and slipped past Gamaken's defenses like a ghost, closing in on Tsunade, who stood frozen in place.

Tsunade's hemophobia was still flaring up. At the sight of blood all over the ground, her body trembled uncontrollably.

Even her already heaving chest rose and fell violently.

Chenshu Senju watched from above with great interest.

He had to admit, the way G-cups quivered during heavy breathing was practically a miracle of physics.

If it were Tayuya, her clothes would probably have burst completely by now, and she'd be launching indiscriminate physical attacks with her buttons.

"Lady Tsunade, I'll be taking your heart."

A cruel sneer curled across Kabuto's lips.

Sharp chakra scalpels coated both his hands as he viciously slashed toward Tsunade's chest.

"Get lost!"

Suppressing her nausea, Tsunade threw a punch at Kabuto's face.

But instead of retreating, Kabuto advanced. Yin Healing Wound Destruction was already active, and he was prepared to take the blow head-on in exchange for a fatal strike.

Just then.

"Using medical ninjutsu in front of me?"

Chenshu Senju yawned and casually snapped his fingers.

Bang!

Several enormous green trees as thick as iron pillars burst through the ground without warning.

As though they had eyes, they instantly wrapped around Kabuto's limbs and waist.

"What?!"

Kabuto's expression changed drastically as he tried to break free.

But to his horror, he discovered that the chakra in his body was draining wildly through the wooden vines like floodwaters through an opened sluice gate.

Forget maintaining Yin Healing Wound Destruction—he could no longer even sustain his chakra scalpels.

"With chakra reserves this pathetic, you still dare to act tough?"

Chenshu Senju clicked his tongue.

Not even as satisfying as draining Samehada. Just a worthless dead battery.

Without Kabuto's interference.

Tsunade finally recovered. Looking at the venomous snakes rampaging around them, fury flashed through her eyes.

"Orochimaru, I'll kill you!"

Tsunade stomped down hard with her right foot and shot forward like a cannonball.

Her right fist, carrying monstrous strength capable of destroying heaven and earth, struck a giant snake squarely at its vital point.

Boom!

Flesh and blood flew everywhere.

Chenshu Senju whistled.

Damn, that was fierce.

If she used even a little of that monstrous strength in bed at night, she could probably crush a man's pelvis on the spot.

Way too dangerous.

Standing amid the snake carcasses carpeting the ground, Tsunade raised her head and looked at Chenshu Senju above with a complicated gaze.

That endless stream of green chakra suppressing the entire battlefield.

Even a blind man could tell that it was unquestionably the pure bloodline of the Senju.

Even her grandfather's Wood Release seemed unremarkable in front of this brat.

For some reason, seeing that punchable face gave her a long-forgotten sense of reassurance.

"Hey, brat."

Tsunade panted heavily, the flash of snowy white at her chest making people dizzy.

"If we can drive that dead pervert back today, I'll give you the medical scroll!"

Upon hearing that.

The curve of Chenshu Senju's lips widened infinitely.

That was exactly what he had been waiting to hear.

"Kabuto!"

Seeing Kabuto Yakushi hanging upside down in midair, his eyes rolling back as he was drained dry, Orochimaru flew into a rage.

His mangled hands forcibly formed a seal as he spat out a Kusanagi Sword covered in slime.

"Chenshu Senju! I'll never forgive you!"

An incomparably terrifying chakra erupted from Orochimaru's body.

Even the air around them became unbearably foul.

His ultimate killing move was about to be unleashed.

Even Jiraiya faced him as though confronting a great enemy, frantically gathering sage chakra to take the attack head-on.

However.

Chenshu Senju did not even glance at Orochimaru.

He pulled a pocket watch from his pocket and checked the time.

Then, unhurriedly, he spoke three words.

"Three."

"Two."

"One."

Orochimaru froze.

What was this brat counting?

Before he could react.

"Gurgle, rumble—"

A bizarre and thunderous rumbling suddenly came from Orochimaru's stomach.

It was so loud that it even drowned out the hissing of the venomous snakes around them.

Orochimaru's pale face instantly turned liver-colored.

He felt as though a hundred herbivores were stampeding madly through his intestines.

It was the sage-art laxative chakra that Chenshu Senju had secretly planted in his curse mark earlier.

After lying dormant for so many days, it had finally erupted in its most violent outbreak.

"Y-you... what did you do inside my body?!"

Orochimaru clamped his legs tightly together.

Even his stance became twisted.

The terrifying chakra he had just gathered, enough to destroy heaven and earth, instantly scattered without a trace as his sphincter abruptly gave way.

The horrifying sense that he might erupt on the spot at any moment completely robbed him of his ability to think.

What Wood Release?

What perfect vessel?

Fuck that. He just wanted to find a toilet.

Jiraiya's mouth fell open.

He stared blankly at Orochimaru, whose legs were clenched tight and whose face was twitching.

Even a battle-hardened veteran like him could not stop himself from blurting out a curse.

"Holy shit, Orochimaru... did you shit your pants?"

Orochimaru bit his lip in humiliation.

If he did not leave now, one of the legendary Three Sannin was going to unleash a world-shaking yellow disaster in front of his old classmate and his enemy.

"Kabuto! Retreat!"

Orochimaru let out a shrill roar, mixed with the sound of something about to burst its banks.

He plunged into the giant snake's mouth.

With a bang, he turned into an enormous cloud of white smoke and reverse-summoned himself away at the fastest speed of his life.

The entire ruin fell silent at once.

Only a breeze passed through.

Chenshu Senju jumped down from above and dusted off his hands.

"See? Didn't I say all that diarrhea a few days ago had shrunk his brainstem?"

Jiraiya and Tsunade turned their heads at the same time.

They looked at Chenshu Senju's innocent face.

The faces of these two legendary ninja were completely filled with existential doubt.