Naruto: Mental Breakdown System, Stressing Out the Ninja World
Chapter 26

The Proud Uchiha Clan

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Akimichi Takashi looked down at his belly. It had shrunk by a whole size.

"What?! Why?! How did I lose weight?!"

The others merely thought Akimichi Takashi was wailing after losing, while Uchiha Ling happily walked out of the training ground.

[Detected that Akimichi Takashi's defenses have been broken. Extracting abilities related to Akimichi Takashi. The host may choose one of three options. Option One: Heavy Punch Force Technique; Option Two: 0.3 cards' worth of chakra; Option Three: Secret Technique: Multi-Size Technique.]

He hadn't expected Akimichi Takashi's chakra reserves to be so decent. He had 0.3 cards, more than the other students in the class.

The Multi-Size Secret Technique he had been longing for had finally arrived!

Was the happiness of the rest of his life—and his lower half—finally secure?

Without hesitation, he chose Option Three: Secret Technique: Multi-Size Technique.

The Akimichi Clan had researched secret techniques for generations, strengthening their genes and heredity generation after generation. This made them especially skilled at using Yang-nature chakra to alter their bodies.

Uchiha Ling clearly sensed that he could now synthesize Yang-nature chakra.

Beyond fire, lightning, wind, earth, and water, ninja also had two special natures: Yin and Yang.

Yin-nature chakra manifested as genjutsu and spiritual secret techniques.

Yang-nature chakra manifested as physical constitution and body-related secret techniques.

He had just wanted to experience his manly vigor when he immediately abandoned the dangerous idea.

His manly vigor was far too important. He couldn't risk ruining it. He would practice enlarging other parts first, then launch a fierce assault on his manly vigor at the end!

He wondered who his lovers would be in the future. He was truly happy for all several dozen of them.

The Multi-Size Technique least harmful to the body was the hair-type enlargement technique.

Famous ninja such as Jiraiya and Fuguki Suikazan had all mastered hair-based enhancement secret techniques.

Compared to the Shadow Possession Technique, the hair-type Multi-Size Technique had precedents like Jiraiya. It was something he could openly use. Others would only marvel at Uchiha Ling's talent and would never suspect him of stealing a secret technique.

Besides, how could learning a few secret techniques as a ninja be called stealing?

He couldn't study it in detail at school. Once he got home at night and had time off, he would focus on the Multi-Size Technique and turn the abilities drawn from the system into his own.

Nara Saku walked over and helped up Akimichi Takashi, whose face was streaked with tears.

"Saku, did I really lose weight? Did I really drop pounds?"

Nara Saku felt deeply guilty. He had been the one who made Akimichi Takashi continuously challenge Uchiha Ling, and now he had driven Akimichi Takashi to this point, to the verge of collapse.

But if they didn't train hard, Akimichi Takashi wouldn't be able to hold out against Uchiha Ling for long.

Nara Saku whispered, "Don't be sad, Takashi. I've already made some arrangements. We won't see Uchiha Ling again next semester."

Akimichi Takashi was still crying as he looked at Nara Saku in confusion.

Nara Saku leaned close to Akimichi Takashi's ear and whispered, "Uchiha Ling is about to graduate early..."

Akimichi Takashi whispered, "Didn't Asuma say that unless it was absolutely necessary, we shouldn't let Uchiha Ling graduate early? Graduating early will get him killed."

"Although Asuma has many of the Second Hokage's flaws, he's too soft-hearted to accomplish anything great. We can't listen to everything he says."

Akimichi Takashi suddenly stopped crying and looked at the solitary Uchiha Ling with sympathy.

"Saku, I may have lost weight, but I know I've gotten much stronger from the training these past six months. Aren't we going too far?"

"How is it too far? They're Uchiha. Who doesn't hate the Uchiha Clan?"

Ebisu faced Shiranui Genma again, making Uchiha Ling's eyes light up with anticipation.

He wondered how Ebisu's recent research had gone and how Genma's desensitization training was coming along.

Judging from the faintly lecherous look at the corner of Genma's mouth, he had probably trained well.

Shiranui Genma said, "Ebisu, I've already seen through the weakness of your ninjutsu. This time, I definitely won't suffer again!"

Ebisu sneered. "My technique has no flaws!"

Teacher Yamano shouted from the side, "Ebisu! Is your ass itching again?! Don't! Don't—"

Before he could finish, Ebisu had already used the Shadow Clone Technique.

The difference was that he had once used Shadow Clones first and then transformed. This time, once the white smoke cleared, there were directly two naked women.

Shiranui Genma glanced from side to side.

"The one on the left has splayed breasts! Too ugly!"

"The one on the right has such an ugly navel! Too ugly!"

"I've already reached a realm where I can behold countless naked women without my heart wavering!"

One of the naked women couldn't help lowering her head to check herself. Had she really transformed herself with splayed breasts?

They looked pretty good, though!

"Ah!"

With two soft cries, Ebisu's two transformations were shattered by Shiranui Genma's airborne split kick.

The Transformation Technique was dispelled. Ebisu sat on the ground and stared at Shiranui Genma in panic.

"What?! You actually countered my Seduction Ninja Way?"

"Hmph, hmph. I underwent targeted desensitization training. Ebisu, this move of yours doesn't work on me!"

Ebisu pounded the ground in frustration. It seemed this move couldn't be used on the same person too many times.

Just then, a disturbance broke out at the other end of the field.

The students turned to look. Two Uchiha Military Police Force ninja had bound the hands of two upperclassmen with steel wire and were preparing to take them away.

A teacher there stopped the Uchiha and demanded to know why they were doing this.

The confrontation continued for a long while. The teacher refused to let them pass, but the Uchiha ninja forcibly took the students away.

News soon spread that the two upperclassmen had caused trouble in the village the night before. While chasing each other, they had knocked over a vendor's stall.

The teachers believed they only needed to pay compensation. Why did they have to be so serious as to arrest the students? It would be a huge blow to the students' mental health and dignity.

However, the Uchiha Military Police Force's arrogance was not something a ninja school teacher could resist.

The other students in the class all looked toward Uchiha Ling and Obito Uchiha.

Obito Uchiha hurriedly said, "Don't look at me! I'll never join the Military Police Force! I don't like that place! I don't agree with it!"

Uchiha Ling said nothing, because he had spotted his second cousin, Uchiha Jing.

His second cousin was walking toward them.

He was tall and powerfully built, with a cold expression and a sinister look in his eyes. He swept his gaze over the students in Uchiha Ling's class before finally looking at Teacher Yamano.

"I'm taking Uchiha Ling to your principal's office."

Teacher Yamano frowned. "Do as you please."

Uchiha Ling had no idea what was happening, but he followed Uchiha Jing away.

When no one was in the stairwell, Uchiha Ling asked, "Second Brother, what happened? Why are you taking me to see the principal?"

"Hmph! They underestimate the intelligence-gathering capabilities of our Uchiha Clan. Someone wants you to graduate early and go to the battlefield early.

Are they bullying us because they think the Uchiha Clan has no one?

It's fine, Ling. I'll help you settle this matter."

Uchiha Ling's expression froze. Someone actually wanted him to graduate early?

Wasn't that sending him to his death?

"Who? Who is it?"

"I don't know. Someone privately approached the principal. No matter who it is, don't be afraid. We are the proud Uchiha Clan. After the Senju Clan declined, our Uchiha Clan became the greatest ninja clan in Hidden Leaf Village!

No one can make you graduate early behind your back!"

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