Sorry for the Trouble

From the moment their group walked in, Dai Mubai's eyes had been fixed on the hands clasped between Luo Yihe and Zhu Zhuqing. He looked ready to devour them.

But he hadn't forgotten how Xiao Chenghe had beaten him like a dog. And he'd grown familiar with Tang San during this time. Tang San had told Dai Mubai that if Luo Yihe had his Martial Soul, he'd be even worse than Xiao Chenghe.

Back when Luo Yihe was at Nuoding Academy, the dean had kept a dog. That guy Luo Yihe had marched right up and slapped the dog twice across the face. I'd been so stunned I could barely think. When I asked Luo Yihe why he'd slapped the dean's dog, he answered:

"That dog's just like your teacher: it has no manners at all. I'm a mighty Two-Ring Soul Grandmaster, yet it saw me and didn't even bow. What a disgraceful lack of manners."

"Pfft~"

Everyone from Shrek except Tang San could barely hold back their laughter.

Xiao Chenghe had been interrupted by Tang San in the middle of enjoying himself, and Luo Yihe had been interrupted while flirting with a girl. Both glared at Tang San with unfriendly eyes.

Tang San saw their expressions and immediately thought, This is bad. Shrek's teachers weren't with them. If a fight really broke out, Tang San was certain that the heartless bastard Luo Yihe wouldn't care about the others—he'd just grab Tang San and beat him, since Tang San had ruined his fun!

And then Luo Yihe might grab him and teleport away again...

Tang San involuntarily glanced at Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao, whose bodies were covered in whip marks.

"Gulp!"

Tang San swallowed, his mind racing.

"Ahem! Luo Yihe, I know you're angry, but hold on a second."

Luo Yihe's face darkened. "You little shit-stirrer, if you can't give me a good reason, see that?"

He pointed at Huo Yuhao and the other man. "There's still room beside them to hang someone else up!"

(⊙﹏⊙∥) Tang San's forehead instantly broke out in a sweat. He had no doubt this heartless bastard would hang him up too, right in front of all these people.

Luo Yihe wasn't in a hurry. He simply folded his arms and watched Tang San's group. When he noticed Ning Rongrong, he was still a little impressed. After all, he'd never met a rich woman in either of his two lives, and this was his first genuine rich girl. It stirred him a little. Her looks could go head-to-head with Zhu Zhuqing's, but as for her figure—

There was no contest. He, Lei, still preferred mature women. Even with that little girl Xiao Wu there, Luo Yihe was now a devoted man.

Tang San thought for a moment, then suddenly grinned. "Well, Brother Luo, Brother Luo, I know this has to be their fault. When Shrek wanted to come after you, I did everything I could to talk them out of it. But Shrek's always been overbearing, and there wasn't much I could do. Now all of Shrek's teachers have gone out to look for you. I was worried you might have trouble getting away."

Dai Mubai: "..."

Oscar: "..."

Ning Rongrong: "..."

The three of them stared at Tang San as if they'd seen a ghost.

Seriously, man, was this really Tang San? When the teachers had said they were going to look for Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe to avenge Boss Dai, Tang San had drunk quite a bit that night. The next day, he'd been beaming and grinning at everyone. So this was the real Tang San?

Ning Rongrong and Oscar especially had nearly made Tang San their idol. The way he threw those little flying knives had even made Zhao Wuji suffer a serious loss, and Ning Rongrong had been green with envy.

Now their whole image of him had shattered.

Luo Yihe, on the other hand, was amused. He was just about to tease Tang San when—

A sudden "BOOM!" rang out from the street corner!

The whole street descended into chaos in an instant. Even Luo Yihe and the others in the alley heard it loud and clear.

A loud explosion!

The street erupted into confusion. People ran in every direction, and quite a few rushed into the alley where Luo Yihe and the others were.

When more than ten passersby ran into the alley, they saw Tang San's group standing by the bend. Once they were inside... they spotted Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao hanging behind Luo Yihe, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Chenghe.

The noisy alley fell abruptly silent. Dead silent...

"Sorry for the trouble."

After someone said this, the dozen or so passersby turned around and tried to run.

Luo Yihe used Teleportation to appear beside one of them and asked, "What's going on? Why are you running?"

To his surprise, the passerby dropped to his knees with a thump, his voice breaking. "M-my lord, I really didn't see anything. Please let me go, I..."

Luo Yihe pulled him to his feet and explained, "What are you doing? I'm a law-abiding citizen. Those two Soul Masters we've got hanging up there stole money from students at the junior academy. They like sneaking into the women's restroom when they're bored, and they take the chance to grope girls. Sometimes they even spy on widows bathing. Well, my two friends and I caught them."

{Ding, negative emotions from Ma Hongjun +599}

{Ding, negative emotions from Huo Yuhao +799}

Huo Yuhao's eyes turned red. He had always been pure as ice and clean as jade. For this inhuman bastard to ruin the reputation of God King Huo was practically asking for death.

"What about them?" the passerby asked.

He glanced at Tang San's group.

"Oh, them? They're in cahoots with those two beasts. They were just about to rescue them! Things were about to get ugly, then all of you came rushing in."

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +399}

{Ding, negative emotions from Oscar +256}

{Ding, negative emotions from Ning Rongrong +878}

{Ding, negative emotions from Dai Mubai +109}

The passerby immediately gazed at Luo Yihe with admiration. "Young man, you're a true paragon of virtue. You've been working in secret to keep Suotuo City safe. I really admire people like you."

{Ding, ding, ding...}

Tang San and the others grew even angrier. This heartless bastard was being heartless again.

Luo Yihe suddenly stopped caring so much about what was happening outside. He quietly listened as this passerby praised him for a good five or six minutes, and he was loving every second of it. Zhu Zhuqing finally couldn't take it anymore and dragged him away, asking, "What's going on outside?"

The passerby seemed to suddenly remember something and slapped his forehead. "Oh, look at me, I completely forgot. Everyone, run! There's an evil..."

Rumble, rumble~

One explosion after another rang out from not far away.

"What happened?"

Luo Yihe looked toward the explosions. "Don't tell me someone strapped a bomb to a QQ and blew it up!"

{Ding, ding, ding...}

Everyone present stared at Luo Yihe in speechless disbelief.

Xiao Chenghe walked over to him and said, "Who would strap a bomb to their dick? I'd say they shoved one up their ass to see if they could still fart with a bomb blocking the way. The experiment must've failed."

"They... truly were pioneers."

"Uh, yeah. I think so too."

Zhu Zhuqing: "..."

Tang San: "..."

Dai Mubai: "..."

Ning Rongrong: "..."

Ma Hongjun: "..."

Oscar: "..."

Huo Yuhao: "..."

Shrek's people and Zhu Zhuqing looked at the two of them with deeply conflicted expressions.

Tang San suddenly walked up to Zhu Zhuqing and said sincerely, "You've been with them for several days now and still haven't caught it. That's... how would Luo Yihe put it... badass."