Sorry, Excuse Us

From the moment the group entered, Dai Mubai's eyes had been fixed on the hands Luo Yihe and Zhu Zhuqing were holding, his gaze vicious enough to devour someone.

But he had not forgotten how Xiao Chenghe had beaten him like a dog. And over this period, he had become familiar with Tang San. Tang San had told Dai Mubai that if Luo Yihe still had his martial soul, he would only be even worse than Xiao Chenghe.

Back at Nuoding Academy, the academy headmaster had kept a dog. That fellow Luo Yihe had walked right up and slapped the dog twice across the face. I was completely dumbfounded at the time, so I asked Luo Yihe why he had slapped the headmaster's dog.

Luo Yihe replied, "That dog is just like your teacher—no manners whatsoever. I'm already a mighty two-ring Soul Grandmaster, yet it didn't salute when it saw me. Absolutely no manners."

"Pfft~"

Other than Tang San, none of the Shrek group could hold back their laughter.

Xiao Chenghe had had his fun interrupted by Tang San, while Luo Yihe had had his flirting interrupted by Tang San. Both looked at Tang San with unfriendly eyes.

The moment Tang San saw their expressions, he inwardly cried that things were bad. The Shrek teachers were not with them. If a fight truly broke out, Tang San dared guarantee that Luo Yihe, that inhuman bastard, would not care about anyone else and would just grab him and beat him up. After all, he had ruined Luo Yihe's good thing!

And if Luo Yihe caught him and teleported away with him again...

Tang San unconsciously glanced at Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao, whose bodies were covered in whip marks.

"Gulp!"

Tang San swallowed, his mind spinning madly.

"Ahem! Luo Yihe, I know you're angry, but don't be angry just yet."

Luo Yihe's face darkened. "Little Blackie, if you can't give me a good reason, see that?"

Luo Yihe pointed at Huo Yuhao and Ma Hongjun. "There's still room beside them to hang more people!"

Cold sweat immediately broke out across Tang San's forehead. He did not doubt in the slightest that this inhuman bastard would hang him up in front of all these people.

Luo Yihe was in no hurry. He simply crossed his arms and looked over Tang San's group. When he spotted Ning Rongrong, he was still somewhat stunned by her beauty. After all, he had never seen a rich woman in either of his two lives. This was his first time seeing a genuine rich woman, so his heart naturally stirred a little. Her face could compete with Zhu Zhuqing's, but her figure...

There was simply no comparison. Mr. Lei still preferred mature women. Even with that little girl Xiao Wu around, Luo Yihe was now a devoted man.

After pondering for a moment, Tang San suddenly smiled. "Well, Brother Luo, Brother Luo, I know this must have been their fault. When Shrek wanted to cause trouble for you, I tried my best to stop them. But Shrek is used to being domineering, and there was really nothing I could do. Now all the Shrek teachers have gone out to look for you. I'm afraid it might be difficult for you to get away when the time comes, Brother Luo."

Dai Mubai: "..."

Oscar: "..."

Ning Rongrong: "..."

The three of them looked at Tang San as though they had seen a ghost.

No, brother, is this really the Tang San you are? When the teachers said they were going to find Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe to avenge Boss Dai, you drank quite a bit that night. The next day, you were glowing with health and smiling at everyone you saw. So this is the kind of Tang San you are?

Ning Rongrong and Oscar especially had practically regarded Tang San as an idol. Those little flying knives of his had even made Zhao Wuji suffer badly, and Ning Rongrong had been incredibly envious.

Now their rose-tinted glasses had shattered all over the floor, okay?

Luo Yihe, on the other hand, grinned. Just as he was about to say something to tease Tang San—

A sudden bang erupted from the street corner!

The entire street instantly became a chaotic uproar. Even Luo Yihe and the others inside the alley heard it clearly.

With that explosion—

The street instantly fell into chaos. Many people ran in all directions, and quite a few rushed toward the alley where Luo Yihe's group was.

When more than ten passersby ran into the alley, they saw Tang San's group standing at the bend. After rushing in... they saw Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao hanging behind Luo Yihe, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Chenghe.

The once-noisy alley suddenly fell silent. Deathly silent...

"Sorry, excuse us."

After someone said that, the dozen or so passersby turned and tried to flee.

Luo Yihe teleported beside one of them and asked, "What happened? Why are you running?"

Who would have thought that the passerby would drop to his knees with a thud, crying as he said, "M-my lord, I really didn't see anything. Please let me go, I..."

Luo Yihe pulled him back up and explained, "What are you doing? I'm a law-abiding citizen. Those two soul masters hanging there robbed students from junior academies. Whenever they were bored, they liked to sneak into the girls' restroom, take advantage of girls, and occasionally peep at widows bathing. So my two friends and I caught them."

{Ding, negative emotions from Ma Hongjun +599}

{Ding, negative emotions from Huo Yuhao +799}

Huo Yuhao's eyes turned red. He had always been pure and spotless in this life, yet this inhuman bastard was ruining the reputation of Huo the God King. This was simply courting death.

The passerby asked, "What about them?"

The passerby looked at Tang San's group.

Luo Yihe said, "Oh, them! They're in league with those two beasts and were preparing to rescue them! We were just about to start fighting when all of you came rushing in."

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +399}

{Ding, negative emotions from Oscar +256}

{Ding, negative emotions from Ning Rongrong +878}

{Ding, negative emotions from Dai Mubai +109}

The passerby immediately looked at Luo Yihe with admiration. "Little brother, you are truly a moral paragon. To quietly contribute so much to Suotuo City's public safety—I truly admire people like you."

{Ding ding ding...}

Tang San and the others grew even angrier. This inhuman bastard was being inhuman again.

Luo Yihe suddenly stopped caring so much about what was happening outside. He quietly listened as this random passerby praised him for a good five or six minutes, feeling incredibly pleased. Zhu Zhuqing was the one who finally could not stand it anymore. She pulled Luo Yihe away and asked, "What exactly happened outside?"

The passerby seemed to suddenly remember something and slapped his forehead. "Oh no, look at me, I forgot! Everyone, run! There's an evil—"

Rumble! Rumble!

One deafening explosion after another erupted not far from Luo Yihe.

"What happened?"

Luo Yihe looked toward the explosions. "Could someone have tied a bomb to QQ and blown QQ up?"

{Ding ding ding...}

Everyone present looked at Luo Yihe speechlessly.

Xiao Chenghe walked up beside Luo Yihe and said, "How could anyone tie a bomb to their dick? I say they must have stuffed a bomb up their ass, wanting to see whether they could still fart with a bomb blocking the way. Then the experiment failed."

"They really are great practitioners."

"Uh, uh, I think so too."

Zhu Zhuqing: "..."

Tang San: "..."

Dai Mubai: "..."

Ning Rongrong: "..."

Ma Hongjun: "..."

Oscar: "..."

Huo Yuhao: "..."

The Shrek group and Zhu Zhuqing all looked at the two brothers with extremely complicated expressions.

Tang San suddenly walked up to Zhu Zhuqing and said sincerely, "You've been following them for several days already, yet you still haven't been infected. That truly is... as Luo Yihe would say... badass."