Bibi Dong

Bibi Dong reclined sideways on the Pope's throne, supporting her head with one hand while scrolling through Tonight Headlines with the other.

After Chrysanthemum Douluo finished speaking, Bibi Dong finally put away her phone. Her beautiful eyes rested on Chrysanthemum Douluo as she said calmly, "This phone may be a good thing, but it can easily become addictive. Pass down the order... Soul Masters under the age of twelve are not allowed frequent access to phones. Even genius Soul Masters under twenty are not allowed frequent access."

"As for purchasing them in bulk..."

Bibi Dong rhythmically tapped the throne's armrest. After pondering for a moment, her commanding voice rang through the Pope's Palace. "Chrysanthemum and Ghost Elders, heed my command!"

"Your subordinates are here!" ×2

Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo both placed their left hands on their right shoulders and bowed slightly to Bibi Dong.

"Chrysanthemum Douluo, go purchase the phones. Ghost Douluo... take a small squad, change into Heaven Dou military uniforms, and seize the phones purchased by the Star Luo Empire. Leave a few alive to return and deliver the news. Kill everyone else."

The two exchanged a glance. "Yes! We obey the Pope's command."

After watching the two leave, Bibi Dong took out her phone again and opened WeChat. When she saw a friend request from an account named "Bibi Dong," she fell into deep thought.

Outside a hotel by the Star Dou Forest...

"Let Xiao Chenghe stay by himself this time. I want to share a room with you."

"No. You can stay by yourself. I'm not sharing a room with you."

Zhu Zhuqing's face was as red as an apple, yet she still shook her head firmly, refusing no matter what.

Luo Yihe said, "Then I'll go find Ning Rongrong. You know how broke we are—where are we supposed to get the money for three rooms?"

"I'll live off Ning Rongrong and support you. Is that good enough now?"

Zhu Zhuqing's almond eyes widened. "No! If you dare talk to Ning Rongrong, I'll ignore you for the rest of my life."

"Then I don't have any money!"

Luo Yihe put on the shameless air of a deadbeat.

Zhu Zhuqing directly handed her Storage Soul Tool to Luo Yihe. "Here~ I'm giving you all my savings. That should be enough, right? If it really comes down to it, sell my Storage Soul Tool."

"Uh, it's actually not that bad. We haven't reached the point of selling Soul Tools just to get by."

Rather embarrassed, Luo Yihe returned the Storage Soul Tool to Zhu Zhuqing. "Sigh, Zhuqing, the real reason is that it's my first time entering the Star Dou Forest. I'm a little nervous and worried I won't be able to sleep, so I wanted you to keep me company. Zhuqing, I promise I'll only hold you and chat with you. I won't do anything else..."

Zhu Zhuqing hesitated...

"I..."

"Brother Luo, why haven't you come over yet? Didn't you used to get especially excited about forest adventures? Get some rest early today. Tomorrow, we'll head into the Star Dou Forest for a jungle adventure."

{Ding, negative emotions from Zhu Zhuqing +999}

Luo Yihe walked in with a dark expression. Zhu Zhuqing had still been a little angry, but when she saw that Luo Yihe was even angrier, her mood inexplicably improved instead.

He cheerfully followed behind Luo Yihe.

"Big Bear, let me ask you a question. Want to test your IQ?"

Xiao Chenghe said, "What question? Go ahead. Intelligence is one of my strengths."

"Alright, listen carefully! During a running race, you overtook the person in second place. What place are you in now?"

"First place!"

Luo Yihe smiled and shook his head. "You should never go out by yourself in the future. I'm afraid someone will sell you off and you'll still help them count the money."

Xiao Chenghe said, "I overtook second place. How am I not in first?"

After thinking for a moment, Zhu Zhuqing nodded as well. She felt there was nothing wrong with that—if she had passed second place, wouldn't that make her first?

Luo Yihe merely looked at them with the gaze of someone pitying idiots and said nothing.

After the three booked their rooms, they each returned to their own. Luo Yihe was actually quite wealthy now. The Heaven Dou Empire and Star Luo Empire's online flame war had made his phones sell like crazy. Though he only received ten percent of the profits, the volume was enormous.

So after getting rich, Luo Yihe did not leave the money sitting around gathering dust. He deposited it into his phone and gave most of it to Old Village Chief Xiao, asking him to improve the Xiao Clan's living conditions. He kept only a small portion for the three of them's daily expenses.

Luo Yihe opened his phone and made his daily Toutiao post: "I have discovered a method to rapidly advance to Titled Douluo and absorb a hundred-thousand-year Soul Ring without injury."

"To obtain the information, scan the QR code below. It only costs one Gold Soul Coin. I have a grudge against Spirit Hall, so I'm deliberately exposing how they rapidly advance to Titled Douluo."

This headline was simply too enticing! The major powers all knew that Spirit Hall possessed no fewer than ten Titled Douluo-level experts.

Yet among the publicly known Titled Douluo, there were fewer than five. How could that not attract attention?

However, after everyone who saw the post scanned the code, paid, and clicked in to view it—

They found only one sentence: "If I knew the method to make a rapid breakthrough, would I tell you people? Don't you have even a shred of common sense?"

Damn it, I'd already taken off my pants, and this was what you showed me? The major powers felt utterly disgusted when they saw this app...

{Ding ding ding...}

And because Luo Yihe's headline account was named "Bibi Dong!"

Some malicious people directly changed their names before clicking on Bibi Dong's account and cursing, "Bibi Dong, are you fucking broke out of your mind? Fuck you."

There were even replies below.

"Heh, this Star Luo Emperor will offer five hundred thousand Gold Soul Coins to anyone who slaps her."

Many people familiar with Bibi Dong, seeing that they could openly curse her, promptly spent one Gold Soul Coin to enter and spew obscenities at Bibi Dong. People from the Heaven Dou Empire used Star Luo Empire names.

People from the Star Luo Empire used Heaven Dou Empire names.

The Clear Sky Sect used Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect names.

The Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan used Clear Sky Sect names.

One after another, they treated Bibi Dong's ancestors for eighteen generations as the center and launched indiscriminate verbal bombardments.

Luo Yihe was dumbfounded. Was Bibi Dong really that hated? People were willing to pay just to curse her a few times?

"Ah, I charged too little!"

Meanwhile, in Spirit City, at the Pope's Palace...

Bibi Dong also paid one Gold Soul Coin. She was very curious about who was using her name to expose Spirit Hall's secrets.

The moment she entered and saw this, Bibi Dong was so angry that she laughed. She was just about to order someone to find the author impersonating her and give him a harsh lesson.

At first, the comments below had all been people cursing the author. But gradually, the tone changed. They all deliberately tagged Luo Yihe's app account, Bibi Dong, before launching into a torrent of insults.

In short, not a single word was pleasant. Veins bulged on Bibi Dong's forehead as she read.

She was not an idiot. How could she not know that these people were deliberately cursing her? Yet she had no way to refute them, or she would have to admit that this Bibi Dong was the real Bibi Dong.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and she smashed things in a frenzy.

"Ahhh~ Damn it! That beast had better hide for the rest of his life. Don't let this Pope catch you!"