Bibi Dong

Bibi Dong reclined sideways on the Pope's throne, one hand supporting her head while the other scrolled through Tonight Headlines.

After Chrysanthemum Douluo finished speaking, Bibi Dong finally put away her phone. Her beautiful eyes rested on Chrysanthemum Douluo as she said calmly, "This phone is a good thing, but it can easily become addictive. Pass down the order... Soul Masters under twelve are not allowed frequent access to phones. Talented Soul Masters under twenty are likewise not allowed frequent access to phones."

"As for purchasing them in bulk..."

Bibi Dong rhythmically tapped the throne's armrest. After pondering for a moment, her majestic voice rang through Pope's Palace. "Elder Chrysanthemum, Elder Ghost, heed my command!"

"Your subordinates are here!" ×2

Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo both placed their left hands on their right shoulders and bowed slightly to Bibi Dong.

"Chrysanthemum Douluo, go purchase the phones. Ghost Douluo... take a small squad, change into Heaven Dou army uniforms, and rob the phones purchased by the Star Luo Empire. Leave a few alive to go back and deliver the message. Kill everyone else."

The two exchanged a glance. "Yes! We obey the Pope's command."

After Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo left, Bibi Dong took out her phone again and opened WeChat. When she saw a friend request from a username called "Bibi Dong," she sank into deep thought.

Outside a hotel by the Star Dou Forest...

"This time, let Xiao Chenghe stay by himself. I want to share a room with you."

"No. You go stay by yourself. I'm not sharing a room with you."

Zhu Zhuqing's face was red as an apple, yet she still shook her head firmly, refusing no matter what.

Luo Yihe said, "Then I'll go find Ning Rongrong. You know we're poor as dirt. Where would we get the money for three rooms?"

"I'll live off a woman to support you. Would that work?"

Zhu Zhuqing's almond eyes widened. "No! If you dare go talk to Ning Rongrong, I'll never speak to you again for the rest of my life."

"Then I don't have any money!"

Luo Yihe put on the shameless look of a scoundrel.

Zhu Zhuqing directly handed her storage soul tool to Luo Yihe. "Here~ I'm giving you all my savings. Is that enough now? If it still isn't, then sell my storage soul tool."

"Uh, it's not that bad. We haven't reached the point of selling soul tools just to get by."

Luo Yihe awkwardly returned the storage soul tool to Zhu Zhuqing. "Sigh, Zhuqing, the main reason is that it's my first time entering the Star Dou Forest. I'm a little nervous and worried I won't be able to sleep. I wanted you to keep me company. Zhuqing, I promise I'll only hold you and chat with you. I won't do anything else..."

Zhu Zhuqing hesitated...

"I..."

"Brother Luo, why aren't you here yet? Didn't you used to get especially excited about forest adventures? Rest early tonight. Tomorrow, we'll head into the Star Dou Forest for a jungle adventure."

{Ding, negative emotions from Zhu Zhuqing +999}

Luo Yihe walked in with a dark expression. Zhu Zhuqing had still been a little angry, but when she saw that Luo Yihe was even angrier, her mood inexplicably improved instead.

Xiao Chenghe cheerfully followed behind Luo Yihe.

"Big Bear, let me ask you a question. Want to test your IQ?"

Xiao Chenghe said, "What question? Ask away. Intelligence is one of my strengths."

"Alright, listen carefully! In a running race, you overtake the person in second place. What place are you in now?"

"First place!"

Luo Yihe smiled and shook his head. "Never go out alone in the future. I'm afraid someone will sell you off and you'll still help them count the money."

Xiao Chenghe said, "I overtook second place. How am I not in first?"

After thinking for a moment, Zhu Zhuqing nodded as well. She felt there was nothing wrong with it. If you overtook second place, wouldn't you be first?

Luo Yihe merely looked at them with the gaze of someone pitying the mentally disabled and said nothing.

After the three booked their rooms, they each returned to their own. Luo Yihe was actually quite wealthy now. Because the Heaven Dou Empire and Star Luo Empire had been furiously flaming each other online, his phones had sold like crazy. Although he could only take ten percent of the profits, the sheer volume was immense.

So, after making money, Luo Yihe did not leave it sitting around gathering dust. He deposited it into his phone, gave most of it to Village Chief Xiao so he could improve the Xiao Clan's living conditions, and kept only a small portion for the daily expenses of the three of them.

Luo Yihe opened his phone and routinely posted today's headline: "I have discovered a method to rapidly advance to Titled Douluo, as well as a way to absorb a hundred-thousand-year soul ring without injury."

"To obtain the information, scan the QR code below. It only costs one Gold Soul Coin. I have a grudge against Spirit Hall, so I'm deliberately exposing how they rapidly advance to Titled Douluo."

This headline was incredibly eye-catching! The major powers all knew that Spirit Hall had no fewer than ten Titled Douluo-level experts.

Yet the publicly known Titled experts could be counted on one hand. How could this not attract attention?

However, when everyone who saw the post scanned the code, paid up, and clicked in to read it...

They found only one sentence: "If I knew how to break through quickly, would I tell you? Don't you have even the slightest fucking clue?"

Damn it, we'd already taken our pants off, and this was what you showed us? The major powers felt utterly sick when they saw this app...

{Ding ding ding...}

And because Luo Yihe's headline account was named "Bibi Dong!"

Some people with ill intentions directly changed their names, then clicked on the name Bibi Dong and cursed, "Bibi Dong, are you fucking broke out of your mind? Fuck you."

There were even replies below.

"Heh heh, I, the Star Luo Emperor, offer five hundred thousand Gold Soul Coins to whoever gives her a slap."

Many people familiar with Bibi Dong saw that they could openly curse her, so they all paid one Gold Soul Coin, entered the post, and began hurling insults at Bibi Dong. People from the Heaven Dou Empire used the names of the Star Luo Empire.

People from the Star Luo Empire used the names of the Heaven Dou Empire.

Clear Sky Sect used the name of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect used the name of Clear Sky Sect.

One after another, they began indiscriminately blasting away, with Bibi Dong's ancestors of eighteen generations as the radius.

Luo Yihe was dumbfounded. Was Bibi Dong really this hated? They were willing to pay just to curse her a couple of times?

"Ah, I charged too little!"

In Spirit City, Pope's Palace...

Bibi Dong also paid one Gold Soul Coin. She was very curious about who was using her name to expose Spirit Hall's secrets.

Then she entered and saw this. Bibi Dong was so furious that she laughed. She was just about to order someone to find the author who was using her name to swindle people and teach him a brutal lesson.

At first, the comments below were all people cursing the author. But gradually, the tone changed. Everyone deliberately tagged Luo Yihe's app account, Bibi Dong, before launching into a torrent of abuse.

Not a single word was pleasant. Veins bulged on Bibi Dong's forehead as she read.

She was not an idiot. How could she not know that these people were deliberately cursing her? Yet she had no way to refute them, or she would have to admit that this Bibi Dong was the real Bibi Dong.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and she started smashing things wildly.

"Ahhh~ Damn it! That bastard had better hide for the rest of his life. Don't let this Pope catch you!"