Another Big Jackpot

The post Luo Yihe had made not only attracted Bibi Dong and other factions, but even the old men of the Consecration Hall had each taken out their phones and started scrolling through it.

Azure Luan Douluo said, "Hahaha, this guy is interesting. Using Bibi Dong's name to stir up trouble—how did he even think of that? And those people online are all talented too. There are over ten thousand comments cursing Bibi Dong, yet not a single repeated phrase. What talent, what talent."

Lion Douluo lightly poked Azure Luan. "Keep it down. Strictly speaking, Bibi Dong's ancestors also include the Grand Consecrator. Haven't you noticed his face has gone dark?"

Azure Luan had been laughing without restraint, but Lion Douluo's words made him choke up abruptly.

He cautiously looked toward the Grand Consecrator.

Qian Daoliu said evenly, "Azure Luan, your strength has improved lately. Your big brother here has nothing to do, so let's have a little practice!"

Without giving Azure Luan a chance to speak, he rose and headed outside.

Azure Luan: "..."

When he turned to his other brothers for help, he found that those who usually called him brother had already vanished without a trace.

Azure Luan: "..."

"Start the lottery. Ten-pulls—give me a hundred of them."

{Super Value Gift Pack: Costs 100,000 points to open. After opening, you will randomly receive one of the following items: special-effect snacks, high-quality special ready-to-eat cooked food, medicinal herbs from other worlds, Battle Through the Heavens premium version Heavenly Flame, Complete Alchemy Techniques, beginner-, intermediate-, advanced-, and super-grade pill furnaces.}

"Eh?"

"What's the difference between special-effect snacks and cooked food?"

{Snacks are for combat. Cooked food is for cultivation.}

"Heavenly Flames, alchemy techniques... Looks like it wants me to become an alchemist."

Luo Yihe glanced at his points. He had more than three million. He had posted plenty of headlines lately, and Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue alone had provided him with around five hundred thousand negative emotion points.

Sure enough, women's negative emotions were easy to earn. If I wrote a piece called Douluo: I Reincarnated as the Chamber Douluo, wouldn't Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue explode?

He shook his head. He could not write it yet. After all, all the phones had come from him. If he truly enraged Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, he would definitely be finished.

"Start the lottery. Go straight to ten-pulls."

{Ding, obtained one snack: jelly.}

{Ding, obtained one snack: ice cream.}

{Ding, obtained one food item: milk tea.}

{Ding, obtained one food item: a whole roasted lamb.}

{Ding, obtained...}

One gift pack after another opened, but no alchemy-related item appeared.

{Ding, obtained one food item: all-flavor crayfish.}

{Ding, obtained one snack: spicy strip.}

{Ding, obtained Complete Alchemy Techniques.}

{Ding, obtained a beginner-grade pill furnace: Dust-Returning Furnace.}

Nothing special had appeared for so long that Luo Yihe had nearly given up. He had not expected the final two draws to produce them directly.

Without wasting words, Luo Yihe hurriedly took out Complete Alchemy Techniques and directly fused it into his mind.

Streams of information poured in at the limit of what Luo Yihe could endure. One medicinal herb after another appeared in his mind, along with extremely powerful fire-control techniques, methods to strengthen the soul, and more.

Luo Yihe spent two days and two nights absorbing Complete Alchemy Techniques. Seeing that he was cultivating, Xiao Chenghe and Zhu Zhuqing did not disturb him. The two took turns guarding Luo Yihe's door, keeping anyone from approaching.

"Ah, I'm exhausted! Boss, hurry up and bring the food!"

Downstairs in the hotel, the travel-worn Shrek group rushed into the hotel from the original story.

Quite a few guests were already seated inside. Tang San and the others casually found a table and sat down, beginning to order food. Zhao Wuji went upstairs alone and did not eat with them.

Tang San wanted Zhao Wuji to eat with them, but Dai Mubai stopped him and explained their teaching philosophy to Tang San and the other new Shrek members.

For example: "Those who dare not cause trouble are mediocrities."

"If you want to spar, go provoke students from other academies. That way, whether you win or lose, it is merely an exchange between academies."

While the group was still chatting, another group of students in academy uniforms entered.

The lecherous eyes of the little fatty, Ma Hongjun, immediately landed on Canghui Academy's only female student.

Ma Hongjun nudged Dai Mubai and Oscar beside him, motioning for them to look at the beautiful female student from Canghui Academy.

By sheer coincidence, the Canghui Academy students also met their eyes.

Especially when they saw several of Dai Mubai's classmates, they opened their mouths wide, whispered among themselves, and muttered quietly.

Bursts of laughter broke out from time to time.

Other than Tang San and Ning Rongrong, who possibly knew the reason, the rest of Shrek was utterly baffled.

Dai Mubai knew the phones belonged to Luo Yihe, so he would rather die than use one.

Oscar and Ma Hongjun simply had no money. Buying a phone was easy, but every program inside came with additional fees. Since Dai Mubai did not use one, they were too embarrassed to ask him for support.

As for Tang San, he only had enough for his own daily expenses.

There was even less need to mention Ning Rongrong. That day, in the house in the alley, everyone had thought she was about to be bullied, yet these people had kicked her while she was down and said all sorts of things. If Dai Mubai and the others had not already been miserable enough, Ning Rongrong would have called people to deal with them long ago.

The Canghui Academy group grew louder and louder in their discussion, completely disregarding the Shrek group.

Although Dai Mubai did not know what they were talking about, he could tell from the way they kept glancing at them and bursting into laughter that they were definitely saying nothing good.

Dai Mubai curled his lip. "It's just a tiny Canghui Academy. What the hell are you showing off for?"

Ma Hongjun chimed in as well. "Exactly, exactly. What are you laughing at? Since you love laughing so much, come sit here with Lord Jun and laugh."

Ma Hongjun stared fixedly at Canghui Academy's only female student. He had not vented his evil fire in a long time.

He had spent two days in a garbage heap with Huo Yuhao before Tang San and the others found them. After resting for only one day, Oscar had reached Rank 30, and they had hurried off to the Star Dou Forest. Ma Hongjun felt like he could barely suppress his evil fire any longer.

Dai Mubai mocked Canghui Academy, while Ma Hongjun insulted their female student.

The six male students, one female student, and one teacher from Canghui Academy all wore ugly expressions as they turned hostile gazes toward the Shrek group.

Oscar smiled from the side. "Looks like there's a good show coming."

Tang San and Ning Rongrong were confused, but Huo Yuhao, as the ultimate lackey of the Tang Clan and Shrek, could hardly forget Shrek Academy's rules.

Oscar lowered his voice. "This is Shrek Academy's special cultivation method. Our Headmaster Flander once said: a Soul Master who does not dare to cause trouble is not a good Soul Master. As the saying goes, those who dare not cause trouble are mediocrities."

"Just watch. Once you run into this sort of thing often enough, you'll get used to it. The people we tease are all students from Soul Master academies, so this is the safest way."