I Want to Play the First Ultraman

Before long, Zhu Zhuqing was in high spirits as she emerged with her arm linked through Luo Yihe's. Luo Yihe held his head high and puffed out his chest, sweeping a disdainful gaze over everyone.

He swaggered to the middle of the group and even shot Xiao Chenghe a provocative look.

"This... fellow Huo, although it was wrong for Zhuqing to hit you, she must have had her reasons. As a grown man, you should be more understanding. Setting reality aside, even if Zhuqing hurt you, you shouldn't hold such a grudge against her, right? That's too harsh."

{Ding, negative emotions from Huo Yuhao +999}

{Ding, negative emotions from Dai Mubai +698}

Do you fucking hear yourself?

Huo Yuhao in particular looked as though he had eaten three pounds of shit, his face covered in dark lines. He felt like Luo Yihe had stolen his lines.

Seeing that they were about to start arguing again, Zhao Wuji hurriedly stepped in front of everyone and said with a chuckle, "No, no, no, don't argue yet. We still have to enter Star Dou Forest together! We can be considered a temporary team."

Zhao Wuji's face was piled with smiles.

Luo Yihe snorted coldly. "I'm giving Teacher Zhao some face today. You sissy had better watch yourself from now on."

Luo Yihe tossed out the large axe he had hidden behind his back, then pulled Zhu Zhuqing along and walked ahead.

Other than Xiao Chenghe, everyone stared at the axe on the ground in shock, their teeth aching.

Tang San: "I fucking knew it."

Ning Rongrong: "So that's how storage soul tools are used?"

They passed through the last human settlement outside Star Dou Forest.

The shortest trees before them were over ten meters tall, and the leaves were absurdly dense. Even in daylight, visibility inside was poor. One could imagine that once night fell, without a light source, it would be far more than simply not being able to see one's hand in front of one's face.

Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe were excited. They had wanted to come to Star Dou Forest for a long time, but had never gotten the chance.

The two brothers ran around everywhere, looking left and right, then suddenly scrambling up to the treetops to look around.

Suddenly, a bird-type soul beast seven or eight meters long appeared above their heads. It was their first time seeing such a huge soul beast, and they looked like country bumpkins entering a grand estate.

Luo Yihe said, "What a huge bird. I wonder how it tastes."

Xiao Chenghe said, "Brother Luo, why don't we chase it down? With our strength, it won't take long to catch it. We can roast it and see how it tastes."

Luo Yihe said, "Forget it! With just our cooking skills, we might end up being buried alongside that big bird."

Xiao Chenghe said disappointedly, "All right!"

He actually liked this sort of environment. For some reason, seeing these wild beasts made his blood boil. He wanted to fight a little.

Luo Yihe stroked his chin. "I think we can catch it and make an Ultraman film when we get back. What do you think?"

Xiao Chenghe no longer cared about his boiling blood. He had grown up listening to countless stories from Luo Yihe, especially Ultraman and Armor Hero. They were practically every man's dream.

When a city fell into a monster crisis, people fled outside in panic, while he alone walked in the opposite direction. Then he suddenly pulled out a transformation device and shouted, "Tiga!"

Xiao Chenghe imagined himself transforming into Tiga and receiving everyone's cheers. He was instantly overjoyed.

"Brother Luo, I want to be Ultraman!"

"No, no. I have to be Ultraman."

"Brother Luo, you're not suited for it. Ultraman fights hand-to-hand, so it doesn't suit you. Only a man like me, a god of war, is suited for it."

"No. I want to play the first Ultraman. You can be the second."

Xiao Chenghe refused to give in, Luo Yihe refused to allow it, and Zhu Zhuqing grew angry.

By the time Luo Yihe appeared on the ground with one red ear, he and Xiao Chenghe were still arguing over who would play the first Ultraman.

Tang San said, "Ultraman? Luo Yihe, did seeing a large soul beast make you think of that?"

"What is Ultraman?"

The Shrek group looked utterly confused. They could not understand the conversation between Tang San, Luo Yihe, and the others.

Tang San then roughly recounted the Ultraman story Luo Yihe had told back in Notting City. Even Zhu Zhuqing, who stood some distance away, pricked up her ears to listen.

Ning Rongrong asked, "Does Ultraman really exist in this world?"

Zhao Wuji shook his head. "Probably not. A giant several hundred meters tall... even a Titled Douluo isn't as big as one of Ultraman's toes."

Oscar said, "Then, Third Brother, why are they discussing Ultraman? Even if they saw a large soul beast, it's only a few dozen meters long. I've never even seen a soul beast over a hundred meters!"

Tang San: "..."

That's right. According to Luo Yihe's stories about Ultraman, every one of them was a super giant. Seeing a soul beast only a few dozen meters long shouldn't have made them think of that!

Ning Rongrong said, "Why not just ask them directly?"

When everyone turned their gazes back toward Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe, Zhu Zhuqing also turned to look at them.

Luo Yihe had a black eye, while Xiao Chenghe had a huge bump on his forehead. The two were tangled together in a brawl.

But...

Why did they look like two children fighting? They were even pulling each other's hair.

Xiao Chenghe was even biting Luo Yihe's butt!

Holy shit! Luo Yihe was grabbing his dick.

Ning Rongrong sneaked over to Zhu Zhuqing's side and whispered, "Zhuqing, what exactly do you see in that guy?"

Zhu Zhuqing's face was covered in dark lines, while the Shrek group was thoroughly entertained. They had not expected the two of them to fight, much less in such a unique way.

Zhu Zhuqing shouted furiously, "Stop it, both of you!"

The two who were still pulling hair, biting butts, and protecting their crotches all turned to look at Zhu Zhuqing, who was on the verge of exploding.

The two exchanged a look.

Xiao Chenghe said, "Brother Luo, let go already. Sister-in-law is angry."

Luo Yihe said, "You let go first."

Xiao Chenghe said, "Then let me play the first Ultraman."

Luo Yihe shook his head firmly. "No, no. The first one has to be me. Do you know there's something called intellectual property rights? Without my consent, who dares use it however they want?"

Xiao Chenghe said, "Then I'm sorry, Brother Luo. I've dreamed of becoming Ultraman since I was little. I won't back down."

After saying that, Xiao Chenghe opened his mouth and bit Luo Yihe's butt again.

"Ahh! Fuck!"

Zhu Zhuqing said with a cold face and extreme exasperation, "Luo Yihe, Xiao Chenghe, stop it! Aren't you ashamed?"

To her surprise, Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe shook their heads at the same time and said in unison, "No!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Zhu Zhuqing +895}

Tang San walked over at that moment. "Aren't you two good brothers? Why are you fighting? And in such a unique way?"

Luo Yihe then explained that he wanted to film Ultraman, play Ultraman himself, and have Xiao Chenghe play the Ultraman in the second installment.

Luo Yihe said, "Brother Tang San, be the judge. This masterpiece is my creation. Is there anything wrong with me playing the Ultraman in the first installment?"

Xiao Chenghe let go and retorted, "No, no. We're brothers. What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. So your intellectual property rights belong partly to me too."

After saying that, he opened his mouth and bit Luo Yihe's butt again.

"Ahh~"

Luo Yihe cried out in pain.