Why Are You Hitting Me Again?

Although the rest of Shrek and the two from the Golden Generation said nothing, every one of them glared at Ma Hongjun and the others with hostile looks.

Meanwhile, not far outside the woods.

Hu Liena said, "Heh, worry about your own affairs first! I won't give the kid to you. At worst, we'll fight over him. My master is the current Pope—what do you have to compete with me?"

Zhu Zhuqing's face darkened. "Yihe likes me. We finally got close to being together, and there won't be a good outcome if you interfere."

To her surprise, Hu Liena chuckled upon hearing that. "Hehehe, little sister, you're so naive. Has the kid ever praised you? Do you know how he described me?"

"'One glance back, and a hundred charms bloom; before her, the beauties of the six palaces lose all color!!!'"

"That's how the kid described me. I wonder how he described you?"

Zhu Zhuqing's mind immediately buzzed. The most Luo Yihe had ever said to praise her was, "You're fucking gorgeous! I really like you."

She had thought Luo Yihe was just bad with words but sincere toward her. Who would have thought this guy had so many romantic tricks up his sleeve!!!

Zhu Zhuqing suddenly felt miserable and wronged, like crying...

But she did not want to show weakness before Hu Liena, so she could only force herself to say, "Luo Yihe won't choose you. He chose me."

Hu Liena sneered. "He wrote me a poem."

"He... he..."

Zhu Zhuqing finally could not hold back any longer. Her eyes reddened as she quietly sobbed.

Xiao Chenghe, hiding behind them, did not dare make a peep for fear of getting caught in the crossfire. He had watched the whole way, and he could not come up with any ancient poem or famous line to describe it. He could only describe the battle between women with one phrase: "Holy shit!" It was terrifying beyond belief.

They walked several hundred meters farther!

Faintly, they could hear three different shrill screams, along with... the familiar sound of whipping.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Xiao Chenghe immediately appeared in front of the two women. Question marks appeared over their heads, but Xiao Chenghe was different—his eyes shone as he stared at the bushes blocking their view ahead.

That familiar whipping sound!

I knew Brother Luo and I had the same hobbies!

"Cry out! Keep crying! The more you cry, the more excited I get! And the harder I'll hit you!"

Dai Mubai, Huo Yuhao, and Ma Hongjun clenched their teeth tightly and endured without making a sound.

They truly wanted to cry but had no tears. They had thought everything was over, but before they had even rested for long, these beasts picked up their whips and started lashing them again.

At the time, they had all been utterly dumbfounded.

"Big brother... Big brother, wait! Why are you hitting us again?"

Huo Yuhao and Ma Hongjun each took two lashes, and tears immediately welled up in their eyes. Were they just doomed to never escape being whipped?

That somewhat handsome young man spoke up again. "Didn't you ask to be hung upright?"

Dai Mubai said, "What the fuck does that have to do with being hung upright or upside down?"

The handsome young man said, "Of course it does. Look, your companions are hanging upside down. That's already uncomfortable, and you're still whipping them. Does that make sense?"

"But you guys are being hung up comfortably, so naturally we have to make you uncomfortable. Otherwise, are you going to start enjoying yourselves?"

That actually... made sense.

The people hanging upside down had originally glared furiously because of Dai Mubai, but now they began sympathizing with them again.

After Xiaoqing delivered several lashes, Dai Mubai and the others endured without crying out.

"Oh? You're not crying anymore? Looks like I haven't hit hard enough."

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Fuck your grandfather.

It was wrong to cry out, and wrong not to cry out. Go eat shit!

Damn it!

There were obviously so many people here, so why did they only pick the three of them to whip? Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe treated them like black slaves, and these beastly bastards also ignored everyone else and only whipped the three of them.

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They were completely fucked.

The three of them really wanted to shout, "If you've got the balls, beat us to death."

But when they looked at the whip in Xiaoqing's hand, already dipped in cold water, the three swallowed. They felt that having backbone or not having it was really not that big a deal.

Tears glistened in Ma Hongjun's eyes as he begged, "(ಥ_ಥ) Big brother, can you hit someone else?"

"Hit someone else? Sure! No problem." Xiaoqing nodded readily.

Ma Hongjun and the other two were overjoyed. Hopefully, the rest of Shrek would be the ones getting whipped. They were all from the same academy after all. If only they were whipped like black slaves while the others hung there safely, Ma Hongjun would not be able to stomach it.

Although Oscar, Tang San, and Ning Rongrong all seemed to be holding up well, Dai Mubai truly could not endure any longer!

His clothes had been whipped into rags, and his body was covered in lash marks. Holding on for this long was already a miracle, all right? When had Dai Mubai ever suffered like this in his life?

Oscar and Ning Rongrong's hearts instantly rose to their throats! They had seen Xiao Chenghe whip Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao with a whip dipped in chili water.

And this Xiaoqing did not seem any gentler than Xiao Chenghe. Moreover, Ning Rongrong did not believe Spirit Hall would show the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect any consideration.

If they were next, they would probably lose a layer of skin even if they did not die.

Tang San, Yan, and Xie Yue, on the other hand, did not care much. Their strength was greater to begin with. Tang San had the Mysterious Heaven Technique, Yan's martial soul was the Hell Lord with extremely high defense, and there was no need to mention Xie Yue—his younger sister was the Pope's disciple, which was enough.

Besides, the three of them truly felt that Dai Mubai and the others were miserable. They had already been beaten into such a state. Even if they were next, the three of them would accept it.

Xiaoqing waved over a burly man whose muscles were no less imposing than Zhao Wuji's. "You, come hit them!"

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Ma Hongjun and the other two widened their eyes, instantly panicking.

"Big brother, big brother, I meant switch to three other people getting hit, not switch to one other person hitting us."

Xiaoqing pondered it. "You sure have a lot of demands."

Brilliant smiles immediately appeared on Ma Hongjun and the others' faces. These people are pretty reasonable after all.

Xiaoqing shouted, "Get another one to hit them together."

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Fuck your mother!

I meant three people to replace the three of us, not three people to hit us! And what the fuck did these two eat to grow muscles all over their bodies? If either of them whips us once, won't they just whip us to death?

Rather than that, Xiaoqing might as well whip us!

He's alone, so the three of us can at least rest from time to time.

(˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅) Could today truly be the end for the three of us?

Soon after... screams even more shrill than before echoed throughout the entire encirclement.

Xiao Chenghe also heard the even more shrill cries. Uh... and familiar screams? They sounded like Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao. Could it be... Brother Luo had the same idea as him?

They had not had enough fun whipping them last time, so they were continuing this time?