Here Again

Tang San gritted his teeth, wondering whether he should trust Luo Yihe!

But as far as Tang San was concerned, this brat's credit was so bad he couldn't even borrow a single copper soul coin.

Luo Yihe seemed to know that his reputation with Tang San might not even be worth one silver soul coin, so he added, "Don't worry, Tang San. As long as you answer correctly, I'll definitely give you the antidote. If I don't, I'm your grandson."

Luo Yihe promised that as long as Tang San answered correctly, he would definitely give him the antidote!

Once he drew the antidote from the system, he would definitely give it to him!

There was no problem with that, right!

Wasn't that perfectly reasonable?

Tang San felt that no outcome could possibly be worse than this. Gritting his teeth, he said, "Ask."

"Why can rats fly?"

Tang San froze. "Because they're hundred-thousand-year soul beasts?"

Luo Yihe shook his head. "Wrong. Because they ate an immortal pill."

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +199}

Luo Yihe continued, "Why can snakes fly?"

Tang San blinked. "Because they ate an immortal pill?"

Luo Yihe shook his head again. "Still wrong. Because they ate rats!"

{Ding...}

"Last question: why can eagles fly? No thinking—answer quickly!"

"Because they ate snakes?"

"HAHAHAHA... idiot, eagles could fly to begin with!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +999}

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +600}

"What the hell kind of questions are these?! Ahh—give me the antidote already!"

Luo Yihe crossed his arms and said faintly, "You didn't answer any of them correctly, so why should I give you the antidote?"

{Ding...}

Tang San ground his teeth in fury, flames seeming to burst from his eyes!

"I'm going to kill you!"

"Kill you!"

Tang San roared at the top of his lungs.

"Hm?"

Luo Yihe suddenly heard something and turned toward Tang San. "Blackie, did you hear that?"

Tang San's face darkened!

"I heard your grandpa!"

"I've shat myself deaf—hear my ass!"

"Then I'll be leaving first. You guys can keep shitting slowly!"

Luo Yihe went back, took Zhu Zhuqing's hand, and asked softly, "Feeling better?"

Zhu Zhuqing nodded. "Mm, much better. I've recovered quite a bit of soul power too."

Without another word, Luo Yihe took Zhu Zhuqing's hand, slung the still-unconscious Xiao Chenghe over his other shoulder, and chose to run.

"Don't go!"

Tang San clenched his teeth, supporting himself against a tree with one hand!

Luo Yihe could not be bothered with him and took off running.

Tang San felt around in his pocket!

No paper left!

He looked at the leaves beside him!

Then reached out and tore off several larger ones.

Suddenly!

Movement came from the forest several meters away!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The Man-Faced Demon Spider was back!

"Roar—"

Tang San was in the middle of wiping his ass when, with one careless move, the leaf tore apart...

Tang San blinked!

He finally understood why Luo Yihe had suddenly run away.

Fuck! That inhuman bastard had run off without even saying a word.

Since everyone else had been hiding in the bushes to take a dump, while Tang San had been arguing with Luo Yihe the entire time, when the Man-Faced Demon Spider arrived, it saw Tang San sticking his head out while trying to wipe his ass!

"Roar!"

The Man-Faced Demon Spider roared at Tang San and charged straight at him.

Tang San was so frightened that he did not even have time to pull out the leaf stuck under his ass. He yanked up his pants and began sprinting wildly!

Tang San ran with every ounce of strength he had, but he still could not shake off the Man-Faced Demon Spider behind him.

His stomach was in agonizing pain, and he felt like he needed to go again.

But people only discovered their limits when forced to!

Before long, he caught up with Luo Yihe, who had started running before him!

"Damn you! Even if I want to kill you, we've known each other for years! You didn't even take me with you when you ran!"

The two were nearly running side by side!

But Luo Yihe found Tang San too smelly and kept his distance from him.

Luo Yihe cursed at the Man-Faced Demon Spider behind them, "Are you insane? Why are you leading it toward me? Do you have relatives on every other route?"

Tang San got even angrier and roared at Luo Yihe, "Damn it, in a crisis like that, it was already good enough that I got away! How the hell was I supposed to have time to think about where I was running?"

"Pfft—"

Tang San had put too much force into shouting, and suddenly, he began spraying uncontrollably from behind!

The Man-Faced Demon Spider close behind was so overwhelmed by the fumes floating through the air that it kept shaking its head.

Seeing the Man-Faced Demon Spider getting closer and closer, Luo Yihe shouted, "Don't you have little throwing knives and super-fast movement techniques? Go back and use them to fight it!"

"If I could fucking beat it, would I still be running while—"

"Pfft—"

Tang San's expression became even uglier!

His killing intent toward Luo Yihe could no longer be contained.

"Damn, being ugly is one thing. Your dad really is pretty rough-looking, so I can't blame you for that. But at least you used to be clean. Why do you stink so badly now?"

"Tang San, even your only good point is gone..."

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +999}

"You motherf—"

"Don't talk to me. Stay away from us, or you'll marinate my Zhuqing in your stink."

{Ding...}

"You can play with it slowly by yourself. I'm blinking away! Farewell, Jianghu!"

Whoosh!

Luo Yihe and the others vanished directly from Tang San's side!

"Fuck, they really ran away! What am I supposed to do now?"

Tang San ran for a while longer. When there was no movement behind him, he turned around and saw that the Man-Faced Demon Spider was no longer chasing him.

While Tang San was still confused, his stomach began churning violently again.

He hurried to a large tree nearby, pulled off his soaking-wet pants, and squatted down!

His face showed both agony and relief!

One kilometer away!

Luo Yihe kept blinking through space as he cursed, "Is this Man-Faced Demon Spider sick? Tang San killed its relative, but it didn't chase him. I've been blinking nonstop, and it's still chasing me!"

Zhu Zhuqing said, "Could it be because Tang San smells too bad?"

Luo Yihe: (°ー°〃) "You... suddenly grew a brain?"

{Ding...}

The Man-Faced Demon Spider drew closer and closer. It leaped high into the air, intending to pounce on Luo Yihe and the others.

With a blink, Luo Yihe returned to Tang San's side!

Luo Yihe's sudden appearance startled Tang San so badly that he fell onto the ground!

His ass was still warm...

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +999}

Luo Yihe leaned against the tree, panting heavily. "Run... hurry up and run! The big monster's here."

After saying that, Luo Yihe took a deep breath, grabbed Zhu Zhuqing, who was still sulking, and ran.

Seeing the Man-Faced Demon Spider charging toward them from not far away, Tang San shuddered in fright!

Again, he had no time to wipe his ass and immediately started running after them.

"Luo Yihe, are you fucking sick? I really can't believe I ever knew an inhuman bastard like you."

{Ding...}

"Stop complaining and run! Right now, you're just taking a dump. If you don't run, the Man-Faced Demon Spider will be the one pulling you out."

{Ding...}

"Isn't this all your fault? Aren't you supposed to be smart? You look down on this and that, so come up with a solution already."

"Well, now that you mention it, I really do have an idea. You lure it away, and I'll go get reinforcements."

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +777}