Call Me Daddy

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Huo Yuhao: "You motherfucker, don't come any closer!"

Xiao Tian grabbed Huo Yuhao by the face. "Why did your Soul Skill suddenly start working?"

"Blegh~"

"B... Big bro, blegh~ You guys were too far away from me, blegh~"

Sure enough, once they brought Huo Yuhao over, his perception returned. Everyone immediately turned to look.

Luo Yihe was in so much pain that tears welled in his eyes. He rubbed his head against Zhu Zhuqing's ample chest, looking aggrieved. Zhu Zhuqing blushed with embarrassment but still helped massage the bump on his head.

{Ding ding ding ding...}

"Motherfucker, that beast!"

"Fuck, brothers, get him! Kill that beast, that inhuman piece of shit!"

"Charge! Let's see where he can run!"

A group of people released their Martial Souls and Soul Rings and charged at Luo Yihe like the wind!

The next second, they all felt like they had to go again and again and again. It was as though hundreds of little men were fighting inside their stomachs.

Wave after wave of pain slowed almost everyone to a crawl!

A few students who couldn't take it any longer dove straight into the bushes. They didn't dare risk thinking this was just a fart!

"Ha ha ha! That's what you get for chasing me! Did you think my laxative was a joke? This isn't some ordinary laxative. It's the enhanced, premium version—the kind that can make you shit yourself to death. Even Titled Douluo can't get their hands on this stuff!"

(￣^￣)ゞ

Luo Yihe planted his hands on his hips, pride shining in his eyes.

Tang San and Xiao Tian, the strongest among them, tried to fight down the urge to shit themselves and go after Luo Yihe.

But after a few steps, they shat themselves. They couldn't hold it in—or even plug it up.

They hurried behind a nearby tree. They'd barely undone their pants, and hadn't even squatted yet, when it came gushing out.

Luo Yihe took out two masks and put a black one on Zhu Zhuqing, making her look even more like a cold, aloof goddess.

Then he took out his phone and started recording. After setting Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Chenghe down, he grabbed a flashlight and walked over to Shrek and Spirit Hall Academy!

Tang San and Xiao Tian were squatting together. When Tang San turned around and saw Luo Yihe pointing a phone and flashlight at him, his first instinct was to cover his face!

"Do you have something wrong with you? If you film us, we'll never rest until you're dead! Ngh~"

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +1299}

{Ding, negative emotions from Xiao Tian +999}

"What are you afraid of? This is your chance to become famous across the continent. No matter where you go in the future, no matter how high or low you rise, you'll be among the most famous people in all of Douluo Continent."

{Ding ding ding ding...}

(°ㅂ°╬)

"Do I need to get famous like this?"

"You don't?"

Luo Yihe looked utterly innocent and curious.

(╬▔皿▔)╯"No! Get lost!"

(▼_▼)"Too bad. I'm doing it anyway!"

{Ding...}

Luo Yihe wasn't worried about Tang San and the others suddenly attacking him.

He was almost certain!

They probably couldn't even get back on their feet right now!

This was the system's enhanced, premium super laxative. Even a God King would shit himself limp before leaving.

These little nobodies didn't stand a chance.

Tang San gritted his teeth. His stomach was still rumbling, and his lower abdomen felt as though a knife were twisting inside it!

"Antidote! Give me the antidote, and we'll call it even."

Tang San's face was twisted with pain. His miserable cry was hoarse.

"First, say something nice!"

"What should I say?"

"I'll pass on Grandpa. I'm afraid your grandma would take advantage of me. Call me Daddy!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +400}

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +718}

"Get lost!"

Tang San cursed weakly. "Just give me the antidote!"

"I told you, call me Daddy first!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +600}

Tang San felt he was near his limit. Beads of sweat the size of soybeans covered his forehead, and the stench in the air was enough to make him sick.

He accidentally noticed that Xiao Tian had already passed out in the yellow-and-white mess he'd left behind.

At last, Tang San could no longer endure the violent cramps!

A real man could bend or stretch!

Once he got the antidote, he'd kill this kid immediately.

Tang San unconsciously touched Twenty-Four Bridges Bright Moonlit Night. Inside was the Godly Zhuge Crossbow, which he believed could kill any Soul Master below level fifty.

(///ˊㅿˋ///)"D... Daddy..."

"Louder! I can't hear you!"

(╬▔皿▔)╯"Daddy!"

Tang San clenched his teeth!

"Yeah!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +888}

(￣▽￣) Hearing Tang San call him Daddy and seeing Ah Yin's negative emotions, Luo Yihe grinned even wider!

Tang San forced down his fury and rasped weakly, "Give me... give me the antidote!"

Luo Yihe gave a little "Oh." "Oh, there is no antidote!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +1099}

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +977}

Hearing Luo Yihe's words, Ah Yin, who was hiding in the special space provided by Luo Yihe's system, was so furious that her Blue Silver Emperor leaves whipped wildly through the space. She was clearly livid.

┗(｀⌒´)┛

This kid was just too wicked! She should have scared him to death last time, but... what if he found out?

Tang San didn't just swallow his anger like Ah Yin. His features twisted together, veins bulging on his face!

He summoned every last bit of strength and roared, "You motherfucker, you were playing me!"

Luo Yihe shrugged. ╮(￣▽￣)╭ "Isn't it obvious?"

Pfft—

Tang San's chest tightened. He nearly spat a mouthful of blood right in Luo Yihe's face.

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +1333}

(╬▔皿▔) "Get over here! Let's see if I don't kill you!"

"Fuck your father! You think I'm as stupid as you?"

With that, he backed away several more steps.

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +1000}

Tang San's anger shot higher and higher!

If this were a game, Tang San could have unleashed at least three ultimate attacks by now.

His eyes were bloodshot. He wanted nothing more than to charge over, without caring about anything, and tear Luo Yihe limb from limb. But his body wouldn't let him!

All he could do was squat there, pound his numb legs, and curse at Luo Yihe.

"You think you can take me on with skills like those? Not one of you has a brain. Is your cerebellum underdeveloped and your brain completely undeveloped?"

Tang San clenched his teeth. "You think you're so clever? All you can do is run fast and use underhanded tricks. You think that makes you impressive?"

Luo Yihe scoffed. "You know what? With brains the size of melon seeds, you lot wouldn't have the brains to pull off an underhanded trick even if you tried. Don't believe me? I'll ask you a few questions. If you can answer them, I'll give you the laxative antidote. How about it?"

"Didn't you say there wasn't an antidote?"

Tang San asked warily. He was afraid this bastard would give him laxative instead of an antidote. He wouldn't have thought that of anyone else, but... this guy in front of him was just... too shameless.

"There is one. I lied to you. This stuff has an antidote! Think about it. What if I took it carelessly and gave it to the wrong person? That'd be a disaster, wouldn't it? You know how potent this laxative is. Do you think I'd dare use it recklessly?"