Call Me Daddy

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Huo Yuhao: "Don't fucking come over!"

Xiao Tian grabbed Huo Yuhao by the face. "Why did your soul skill suddenly take effect?"

"Bleurgh~"

"B-Bro, bleurgh~, you guys were too far away from me, bleurgh~"

Sure enough, once they pulled Huo Yuhao close, their senses returned. The group immediately turned to look.

Tears welled in Luo Yihe's eyes from the pain. Aggrieved, he nuzzled against Zhu Zhuqing's ample chest. Zhu Zhuqing blushed furiously, but she still fought through her embarrassment and rubbed the bump on Luo Yihe's head.

{Ding ding ding ding...}

"Fuck, this animal!"

"Damn it, brothers, get him! Kill this beast! What a fucking inhuman thing!"

"Charge! Let's see where the hell he can run!"

The group released their martial souls and soul rings, charging at Luo Yihe like the wind!

The very next second, they wanted to shit again and again and again. It felt as though hundreds of little people were fighting inside their bellies.

Wave after wave of agonizing pain slowed nearly everyone down!

Several students who could no longer endure it darted straight into the nearby bushes. They didn't dare gamble that this was just a fart!

"Hahaha, keep chasing! Did you think my laxative was a joke? This isn't some ordinary laxative—it's the enhanced ultimate version! The kind that can make people shit themselves to death! Even Title Douluo can't buy something this good."

(Salutes)

Luo Yihe stood with his hands on his hips, his eyes full of pride.

Tang San and Xiao Tian, who were among the stronger ones, endured the urge to let loose and still tried to capture Luo Yihe.

But after only a few steps, they shit directly into their pants. Forget holding it in—they couldn't even stop it.

They hurried behind a large tree. Before they could even undo their pants and squat down, it came spraying out in torrents.

Luo Yihe took out two masks, putting a black one on Zhu Zhuqing. It made her look even more like a cold and aloof goddess.

He then took out his phone and activated the recording function, set Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Chenghe down, pulled out a flashlight, and walked over to Shrek and Spirit Hall Academy!

Tang San and Xiao Tian were squatting together. When they turned and saw Luo Yihe pointing a phone and flashlight at them, their first reaction was to cover their faces!

"Are you fucking sick?! If you film us, we'll never let you off! Nghah~"

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +1299}

{Ding, negative emotions from Xiao Tian +999}

"What are you afraid of? This is your chance to become famous across the continent. No matter where you go in the future, no matter how great or small your achievements, you'll become some of the most famous people on the entire Douluo Continent."

{Ding ding ding ding...}

(°ㅂ°╬)

"Do I fucking need to become famous this way?"

"You don't?"

Luo Yihe wore an innocent, curious expression.

(Furious) "No! Fuck off!"

(▼_▼)"But I want to!"

{Ding...}

Luo Yihe wasn't worried at all that Tang San and the others would suddenly attack him.

He was practically certain!

These people probably couldn't even stand up right now!

This was the system-produced ultimate super laxative. Even a God King would have to shit until they collapsed before leaving.

Much less these little nobodies before him.

Tang San gritted his teeth. His stomach was still gurgling, and his lower abdomen felt as though it were being twisted by blades!

"The antidote. Give me the antidote, and we'll call it even."

Tang San's expression was pained, and his miserable cries carried a trace of hoarseness!

"Call me something nice first!"

"What do you mean, something nice?"

"Forget Grandpa. I'm afraid your grandma will take advantage of me. Call me Daddy!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +400}

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +718}

"Fuck off!"

Tang San cursed weakly, "Hurry up and give me the antidote!"

"I already said it—call me Daddy first!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +600}

Tang San felt like he was already at his limit. Beads of sweat the size of soybeans covered his forehead, and the nauseating stench in the air made it even worse.

By chance, he noticed that Xiao Tian had already shit himself unconscious atop the yellow-and-white filth he'd produced.

At last, Tang San could no longer endure the violent cramping pain!

A true man knew when to bend and when to stand tall!

As long as he got the antidote, he would kill this brat immediately.

Tang San unconsciously touched Twenty-Four Bridges Bright Moonlit Night. Inside was the Zhuge Divine Crossbow, which he believed could kill any soul master below rank fifty.

(///ˊㅿˋ///) "D-Daddy..."

"Louder! I can't hear you!"

(Furious) "Daddy!"

Tang San clenched his teeth!

"Good boy!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +888}

(￣▽￣) Hearing that "Daddy" and seeing Ah Yin's negative emotions, Luo Yihe smiled even more happily!

Tang San suppressed his fury and said weakly, "Give me... give me the antidote!"

Luo Yihe gave an "oh." "Oh, there's no antidote!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +1099}

{Ding, negative emotions from Ah Yin +977}

Upon hearing Luo Yihe's words, Ah Yin, who had been hiding in the special space the system had provided for her, was so angry that the Blue Silver Emperor wildly waved its blue-gold leaves throughout the space. She was clearly furious.

┗(｀⌒´)┛

This kid was truly too wicked. She should have scared him to death last time, but... what if he discovered her?

Tang San, however, did not merely simmer in frustrated anger like Ah Yin. His facial features twisted together, and veins bulged across his face!

Using every ounce of strength in his body, he roared, "You fucking played me!"

Luo Yihe shrugged. ╮(￣▽￣)╭ "Isn't that obvious?"

Pfft~

Tang San felt sweetness rise in his chest and nearly spat a mouthful of blood right into Luo Yihe's face.

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +1333}

(Furious) "Come here! Let's see if I fucking kill you!"

"Fuck your dad. You think I'm as stupid as you?"

After saying that, he backed away several more steps.

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +1000}

Tang San's rage meter shot up and up and up!

If this were a game, Tang San could unleash at least three berserker modes right now.

His eyes were bloodshot. He wished he could rush over without a care and tear Luo Yihe limb from limb, but his body simply wouldn't allow it!

He could only squat there, pound his numb legs, and curse Luo Yihe at the same time.

"With your pathetic skills, you want to oppose me? Every last one of you acts like you have no brains. Are your cerebellums underdeveloped and your cerebrums completely undeveloped?"

Tang San gritted his teeth. "You think you're so smart? You're only fast, and you have those cheap, underhanded tricks. You think that's impressive?"

Luo Yihe snorted disdainfully. "You know what? With brains as small as melon seeds, even if you wanted to use some underhanded tricks, you wouldn't have the brains for it, would you? If you don't believe me, I'll ask you a few questions. If you can answer them, I'll give you the antidote to the laxative. How about that?"

"Didn't you say there was no antidote?"

Tang San asked warily. He was afraid this beast would give him laxative instead of antidote. If it were anyone else, he would never think that way, but... this guy before him was just... too fucking shameless.

"There is one. I lied to you. This stuff has an antidote! Think about it—what if I accidentally took it myself, or used it on the wrong person? That would be a disaster, wouldn't it? You know how potent this laxative is. Would I dare use it carelessly?"