Seeing John Wick shift the blame onto him, Hawkeye shook his head wildly just like John Wick had and said to everyone whose eyes had turned to him.
"Don't look at me! My last memory is Captain America drinking against the other side! Maybe you should ask Tony next to me?"
When everyone's attention shifted to Tony, what he said was practically no different from Hawkeye's.
"Don't look at me. My last memory is Captain America drinking against the other side too. You should be asking Captain America what happened afterward!"
When everyone's eyes focused on Captain America, his old face turned as red as a monkey's ass. He awkwardly scratched his nose before speaking to the group.
"Don't look at me. My last memory is seeing all of you drink yourselves unconscious, leaving only me. So I fought them to the death in a drinking contest!"
As Captain America's words fell, the scene once again sank into silence. Everyone looked at one another, and an inexplicable awkwardness once more filled the air.
It turned out that when people were rendered speechless to the extreme, they really could laugh. After a long silence, Sherlock finally couldn't hold it in any longer. He burst out laughing and pointed at everyone present.
"So you're saying that the ass cheeks on Tony's armor, the feather crown on Hawkeye's head covered in chicken shit, the weapons and ammunition on John Wick that are enough to open an arms store, the giant tiger beside me, and this tropical rainforest we're in all appeared out of thin air?"
"Seriously, even if one of you told me that after I got drunk, an alien showed up in a spaceship, sucked us all aboard, studied us, and then casually dumped us in this tropical rainforest, I'd believe it!"