Douluo: Tang San Became a Girl? Wait, I'm Xiao Wu?!
Chapter 31

I Am Tiandou Lin Douhuan, and I Beat Zhao Wuji Until He Cried Out

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That brat's methods were so bizarre. Not only could his physical body sweep aside opponents of the same rank, but his spiritual power was even more strange and unfathomable...

With his daughter in the hands of such a freak, she probably would never escape for the rest of her life!

In the field.

Lin Wu looked at Zhao Wuji, who was drooling while flailing his arms and throwing wild, sloppy punches, and a cruel, teasing curve rose at the corner of his lips.

Although [Hypnotic Eye] was powerful, its control time over high-level soul masters was limited.

The immense Soul Sage soul power within Zhao Wuji had already begun instinctively battering against the mental seal.

But for Lin Wu, these few short seconds of control.

Were already enough to beat this "Unmoving Vajra" until even his mother would not recognize him!

Lin Wu slowly withdrew the golden-pink vortex from his eyes, and his gaze instantly turned sharp as a blade!

He rolled his wrists, and the bones throughout his body erupted with thunderous crackles like a string of firecrackers!

"I'm beating up exactly the kind of old-era remnant who thinks too highly of himself."

Lin Wu's slightly low voice slowly rang across the clearing, clearly reaching everyone present:

"Listen up and remember the name of the man beating you—"

"Your father never changes his name standing or sitting!"

"Tiandou, Lin Wu! You can also call me Tiandou Lin Douhuan!"

"Today, I'll beat you, you old bear, until you cry out!"

Boom!

Before his words had even faded, an invisible blast of air exploded beneath Lin Wu's feet!

It was the absolute burst of power from the leg bones of the hundred-thousand-year Soft Bone Rabbit Empress.

Combined with the unfathomably wondrous [Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track] he had obtained from the inheritance.

Seeing Lin Wu use this movement technique, Tang San's delicate body trembled, and disbelief burst from her dark eyes.

This was clearly the Tang Sect's secret art, Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track!

But Tang San, deeply trapped in her love-struck delusions, quickly came up with the perfect explanation herself—

Little Wu's brother must have comprehended it on the spot after seeing her use it just once!

As expected of the master she admired most. He truly was an unparalleled genius, one in ten thousand!

Lin Wu's figure left behind an incomparably solid afterimage where he stood!

The next second, he had appeared out of thin air above Zhao Wuji's head, just as Zhao Wuji broke free of the illusion with confusion still in his eyes!

"What?!"

Having just escaped the mental illusion, Zhao Wuji's mind was still muddled.

Then he suddenly felt an unprecedented life-and-death crisis descend upon him!

His previously foggy head abruptly went cold.

The savage, violent aura charging straight toward the crown of his head shocked Zhao Wuji fully awake!

Goosebumps instantly erupted across his body. This was the most instinctive physical reaction of a Soul Sage facing a lethal threat!

Danger! Utterly deadly danger!

"Un... Unmoving Vajra Body!!"

Fully terrified awake, Zhao Wuji erupted with the hysterical desperation of a trapped beast!

His instinctive reaction was faster than his thoughts. He frantically mobilized the remaining soul power in his body, trying to raise his defense to its limit!

However, Lin Wu gave him no chance to catch his breath or form a seal!

"Get down there!"

Lin Wu swept out with a kick in midair, and the violent blood-and-qi power of a hundred-thousand-year rabbit leg erupted without reservation!

That kick tore through the sky and smashed heavily onto Zhao Wuji's bronze-colored shoulder!

Crack—!

The teeth-grinding sound of bones breaking rang through the entire field!

The "Unmoving Vajra Body" defense Zhao Wuji had barely raised through instinct.

Was as brittle as a sheet of thin paper before this kick, shattering in an instant!

"Aah—!"

Zhao Wuji, forcibly startled awake and then grievously wounded by a single kick, let out a bloodcurdling scream.

His towering, iron-pillar-like body smashed through the ground like an out-of-control cannonball.

His entire body was blasted deep into the billowing dust!

Amid his screams, Zhao Wuji's towering, iron-pillar-like body.

Was driven straight into the earth by Lin Wu's kick like a cannonball fired from its barrel!

Rumble!

Dust flew everywhere as the ground shook violently.

A pit several meters wide was forcibly smashed into the center of the clearing, with shattered stones spraying through the air!

"That felt great! Again!"

Lin Wu laughed wildly in midair, his eyes flashing with savagery and fervor.

He could not even be bothered to use his martial soul. In fact, ever since taking human form, he had always fought with his hundred-thousand-year physical body!

He almost never used his martial soul! Except when sparring with Tang San!

Lin Wu made an eerie turn in midair, raised his right hand, and drew upon the massive soul power fed back to him by the Love God Contract!

Crushing weight! Critical strike!

A massive black shadow radiating a heavy, violent, destructive aura!

Flickered faintly behind Lin Wu before vanishing!

It was the phantom law manifestation of the [Haotian Hammer], drawn from deep within Tang San's martial soul contract!

But it only flashed for a moment, borrowing a little of its mighty hammer aura!

Then he concealed it with the Love God Inheritance! Mainly because he feared Tang Hao might notice something suspicious.

Though it was only a phantom, bolstered by Lin Wu's terrifying physical strength, the destructive power it unleashed was still enough to devastate heaven and earth!

"First Hammer!"

Like a furious ferocious beast, Lin Wu dived downward, his right fist wrapped in violent black light.

He slammed it heavily into the face of Zhao Wuji, who had just struggled to lift his head from the mud pit!

Bang—!

Zhao Wuji's dark, broad face instantly caved in. His nose bridge broke on the spot, and several yellowed teeth stained with blood shot outward!

"Ah! My face!" Zhao Wuji let out a pig-slaughtering shriek.

But Lin Wu's savage assault had only just begun!

Making use of the ultimate agility and explosive force granted by the hundred-thousand-year rabbit legs!

Lin Wu's body became dozens of afterimages in midair, too fast for the naked eye to catch!

Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track!

Furious Combo!

Slap! Bang! Boom!

Slap!

"This punch is for bullying the weak with your strength!"

With an uppercut, Lin Wu sent the several-hundred-pound Zhao Wuji flying more than ten meters out of the mud pit!

Bang!

"This slap is for acting tough and barking!"

Lin Wu appeared out of thin air above Zhao Wuji and delivered a flying volley.

His whip kick struck Zhao Wuji hard beneath the ribs, accompanied by a crisp crack of breaking bones.

It sent Zhao Wuji flying back and forth through the air like a sandbag!

Boom!

"This hammer is to teach you what Tiandou Lin Douhuan means!"

Lin Wu leaped high into the air, clasped his fists together, and transformed into a massive black hammer of light.

With heaven-shattering, earth-splitting force, he smashed down viciously at Zhao Wuji, who was already swollen and bruised, his head streaming with blood, in midair!

Rumble—!!!

This collision was even more terrifying than the last!

Every building in Shrek Academy shook violently, while the dust soaring into the sky formed a small mushroom cloud!

"Thud!"

In midair, Zhao Wuji fell heavily into the deep pit at Lin Wu's feet like a dead dog.

What trace remained of the arrogance and dignity of this "Unmoving Vajra," this seven-ring Soul Sage?

His clothes had long been torn into tattered strips, and no one knew how many bones throughout his body had broken.

His entire face was swollen even worse than Dai Mubai's had been. Both eyes were swollen into narrow slits, his face was covered in blood, and his whole body convulsed.

"Don't... don't hit me anymore... Grandpa... Grandpa, spare me!"

Zhao Wuji lay sprawled in the mud pit, spitting blood foam and broken teeth from his mouth.

As he did, he let out a desperate, miserable plea in an indistinct voice.

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