Douluo: Tang San Became a Girl? Wait, I'm Xiao Wu?!
Chapter 33

Your Theory Is a Pile of Crap! Tell the One in Charge to Get Out Here and See Me!

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"Your mother's theory!"

Lin Wu's gaze turned ice-cold. Before Yu Xiaogang could finish reciting his nonsense, [Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track] turned him into an afterimage!

Slap—!

A world-shaking, crisp crack exploded across the open ground!

Lin Wu could not even be bothered to coat himself in soul power. Relying solely on the physical force granted by the hundred-thousand-year Soft Bone Rabbit Empress, he backhanded Yu Xiaogang across his stiff face with a savage slap!

The force of that slap was unstoppable. How could Yu Xiaogang's pathetic level-twenty-nine body possibly withstand such power?

"Aah—!"

Yu Xiaogang let out a bloodcurdling scream. Like a spinning top struck at high speed, he whirled three and a half times through the air!

Broken teeth, mixed with cold blood and saliva, scattered wildly through the air like falling petals!

With a bang, Yu Xiaogang crashed heavily onto the stone tiles. His once-neat black robe was covered in dirt, while half his face swelled at a visible rate, turning reddish-purple and puffing up like a rotten pig's head fresh out of the pot!

"Puh—!"

Yu Xiaogang lay sprawled on the ground, coughing violently as he spat out a mouthful of blood along with four or five large molars.

His head buzzed, and golden stars swayed everywhere before his eyes.

"You... you dare hit me?! I'm a theory master..."

Clutching his swollen pig-head-like face, Yu Xiaogang roared in a slurred voice filled with despair and resentment.

"A theory master? A level-twenty-nine piece of trash like you thinks you can tell me what to do?!"

Lin Wu looked down at him from above, his dark eyes flashing with arrogance and undisguised contempt.

"Back in Notting City, I spared your worthless life. Instead of crawling into some mountain ravine to hide for the rest of your days, you actually dared come to Shrek Academy and become some damn director of studies?"

"Today, Daddy Wu will kindly knock some sense into you and show you what real 'theory' is!"

Before his words had even faded, Lin Wu's eyes hardened, and the muscles in his legs instantly tightened!

The explosive power of the hundred-thousand-year Soft Bone Rabbit's legs condensed in an instant!

Slap!

Turning his leg into a whip, Lin Wu lashed out with a flying kick. Amid a sharp, ear-piercing howl through the air, it struck Yu Xiaogang squarely across the other intact side of his face without holding back!

Bang—!

Yu Xiaogang did not even have time to scream before he flew sideways again like a rag doll, crashing heavily into a withered tree in the distance and snapping its bowl-thick trunk in two!

"Thud!"

Yu Xiaogang slid down like a lump of mud and collapsed. Holding his swollen head—so disfigured even his own mother would not recognize him—he convulsed all over, rolling on the ground and groaning in agony.

Pat! Pat! Pat!

Lin Wu casually dusted off his shoes, then walked step by step toward the limp Yu Xiaogang. He planted his foot on Yu Xiaogang's chest and pressed down lightly, making his ribs crack while blood continuously spilled from his mouth.

"Level twenty-nine, unable to break through to the Sovereign rank your entire life. You copied and made up a few lousy theories, and you really think you rule the soul master world?"

A cruelly amused smile curled across Lin Wu's lips as every word stabbed straight into Yu Xiaogang's heart.

"Gangzi, don't you love telling people what to do? Come on, tell me again about your 'Ten Core Competencies'?"

"N-No... I won't... Don't hit me... Please, don't hit me..."

The Yu Xiaogang sprawled beneath his foot no longer had even a trace of the imposing air of a "director of studies."

Under the tearing agony and absolute crushing violence, that sliver of false self-respect and pride in his heart had been utterly smashed into dust!

The Lin Wu before him was simply a demon who cared nothing for worldly rules and followed only absolute power!

Yu Xiaogang's vision went dark. His face was bruised and swollen, his entire body shook violently, and he let out weak, desperate pleas beneath Lin Wu's foot. He had been beaten into complete self-doubt!

In the distance, Ning Rongrong trembled even more fiercely, her beautiful eyes filled with immense shock and complicated emotions.

She did not know who this middle-aged man was, but after seeing his sanctimonious manner earlier, then seeing him being trampled and beaten like a dog beneath Lin Wu's foot...

This youth named Tiandou Lin Douhuan was simply the end of all hypocrisy and arrogance!

Beside her, an unusual glimmer flashed through Zhu Zhuqing's cold, beautiful eyes.

No questions about one's background, no listening to nonsense—those who obeyed prospered, those who defied perished!

This incomparably domineering way of doing things stirred an unprecedented resonance within her heart, which had long been exhausted by the family's coldness and cruelty!

"Master, let me wipe your shoes~"

Tang Sanniang hurried over, a sweet and ingratiating smile hanging on her delicate face.

She did not even spare Yu Xiaogang, who was vomiting blood and begging for mercy on the ground, a glance. Instead, she thoughtfully half-crouched and used a fragrant handkerchief dampened with spring water to carefully wipe the dirt from the soles of Lin Wu's shoes.

"Trash like this isn't even worthy of serving as a footrest for Master. He's dirtied Master's shoes~" Tang Sanniang said in a soft, coquettish voice, her words full of blind worship and love for Lin Wu.

Hidden atop a tree, Tang Hao stared at the weeping Yu Xiaogang being trampled below, his eyes nearly popping out as the corners of his mouth twitched violently.

That useless Yu Xiaogang... actually came here to become the director of studies? And he ran straight into this little monster?

Tang Hao cursed repeatedly in his heart, finding it both funny and chilling.

Lin Wu really was ruthless!

He beat Dai Mubai, slapped Li Yusong, brutally crushed Zhao Wuji, and now even Yu Xiaogang, the theory master, had been slapped around like a rotten pig's head!

Shrek Academy's reputation had been thoroughly smashed into scrap metal by this kid today!

"Flanders... if you old ghost don't show yourself soon, your academy can just change its name to 'Lin Residence' tonight!"

Tang Hao let out a long sigh. After giving Lin Wu below one deep look, he silently concealed himself even more thoroughly.

The lingering rays of the setting sun spilled like ink over Shrek Academy's devastated open ground.

The sight on the ground was unbearable!

Shrek Academy's star student, Dai Mubai, lay sprawled by the edge of a large pit like a muddy dead dog;

Li Yusong, the level-sixty-three Soul Emperor, was still embedded deep within the cracks of a collapsed earthen wall, eyes rolling with stars and foam spilling from his mouth;

And the famed "theory master," Yu Xiaogang, now had an enormous purple-blue face even more exaggerated than a pig's head.

He huddled in a corner, trembling uncontrollably, not even daring to groan loudly.

In the deathly silence—

"Clack."

Lin Wu casually dragged over a still-intact rattan armchair that had originally belonged to Shrek Academy's registration area.

He swaggered over and sat down in the very center of the open ground, crossing his legs in an extremely arrogant manner before resting them on Zhao Wuji's huge, swollen bear-like head, which lay limp in a mud pit!

The sole of his shoe pressed down slightly, making veins bulge on Zhao Wuji's forehead. Yet Zhao Wuji did not dare make a single sound, only letting out an incomparably humiliated whimper from his throat.

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