Buddha Tang Has Fallen (Please Bookmark!)

When it came to his and Xiao Wu's identities, Tang San felt an inexplicable sense of superiority, as if the two of them were a naturally matched pair that could never be separated.

He stared brightly at Xiao Wu and warmly invited her, "Xiao Wu! You want to become a female Soul Master of the new era. There's no need for you to keep staying beside this useless trash!"

"So what if he took you in before?"

As if he had gotten carried away, Tang San excitedly explained the knowledge his teacher had taught him.

"The Master once said..."

Du Bei could no longer be bothered to listen.

"Sure enough, he's cut from the same cloth as Yu Xiaogang." He silently condensed his martial soul wooden staff in his hand, infusing it with soul power to strengthen its attack.

Then!

"What are you doing?"

"What else could I be doing? Of course, I'm going to whip you..." After answering Tang San's question with a smile, Du Bei fiercely swung his staff at Tang San's teeth.

With a bang!

A huge gap was instantly smashed into the wall behind where Tang San had been standing.

It was clear just how much force Du Bei had used.

"Oh? You're pretty nimble, huh?" Resting the staff on his shoulder, he looked teasingly at Tang San, who had dodged away.

"Y-you-you!"

Tang San pointed at Du Bei in disbelief, cold sweat covering his body. If that attack had really hit his mouth...

The consequences would have been unimaginable!

"What do you mean, 'you'? Do you need to meddle in your Sister Xiao Wu's affairs? Just mind yourself!

"Besides, I like being with Uncle. Can you do anything about it?" Xiao Wu lifted her chin toward Tang San, every bit the big sister.

As she spoke, she stepped forward and hugged one of Du Bei's arms, looking especially intimate.

Seeing how close Xiao Wu was with Du Bei, Tang San, standing nearby, was so jealous he nearly shut down. He wished the one Xiao Wu was hugging was himself.

However, after calming down, Tang San's eyes flashed.

He instantly found another reason.

"Du Bei! If you're a man, and if you truly care about Xiao Wu's future, then you shouldn't stop me from taking her to Shrek! That's where geniuses like us belong!"

The moment those words came out, Tang San believed he had once again seized the moral high ground.

"Xiao Wu and I are both geniuses. If you still care about Xiao Wu, you should know how to let go!"

"That would be the best choice for both you and her!" By the end, Tang San had even softened his tone, looking at Du Bei as though he were doing this for his own good.

His tone was incomparably sincere, as if he were the Buddha himself.

Unfortunately, Du Bei was not buying any of it. He directly drew out his long staff and struck fiercely.

"Fuck your monkey, what the hell are you babbling about?"

"Take this!"

Well said!

If your staff strikes lack power, the unfilial son will laugh by your bedside!

Strike hard now, and only then will it feel good later!

Against a legendary ungrateful bastard like Tang San, going easy on him would practically be an insult. Every strike had to land like a critical hit to live up to Buddha Tang's lifelong reputation!

"Trash like you wants to fight me?" Tang San immediately used the Ghost Shadow Perplexing Step, nimbly circling Du Bei as he pulled out his treasured hidden weapons.

"Looks like if I don't teach you a lesson today..."

Before Tang San could continue mocking him, the wooden staff was already flying straight toward his head!

It gave Tang San no time to react at all.

With a thud.

Looking at the ungrateful bastard lying motionless on the ground, Du Bei spun his staff before viciously driving it into the floor.

"Peh~"

He spat directly onto the back of Tang San's head.

"You were putting on such an act. I thought you were so impressive, but you're just a little piece of trash."

"Let's go, Xiao Wu. We're not standing guard today."

Tang San was left sprawled facedown on the ground.

For a moment, the entrance was incomparably desolate.

Back in the staff dormitory.

Xiao Wu threw herself onto the bed and quickly grabbed one of Du Bei's hands, shaking it nonstop.

"Uncle, just tell me~"

"Did you really defeat that woman Bibi Dong? Are you really that amazing?" Her watery eyes were filled with curiosity.

Faced with Xiao Wu acting so coquettishly,

Du Bei took off his coat and sat to one side. He had no way to deal with her, so after considering it for a moment, he said,

"Your Uncle is very powerful. Otherwise, how could I have founded an organization like the Black Hand Gang at this age?"

"And Bibi Dong is just a little piece of trash. She's not as strong as you think..."

Just as the two were chatting,

Du Bei suddenly felt the chat group vibrate in his mind. Someone had clearly tagged him in the group.

[Bibi Dong: I can't be bothered to explain so much to you people. If you have questions, ask him directly @Already an Uncle.]

[Jade Not Jade: Oh, oh, oh. Getting desperate, are we?]

[Hu Liena: Don't speak badly about Teacher! How could Teacher possibly do such a thing! You stinking woman, do you dare reveal your true identity? "Rage" "Rage"]

[Jade Not Jade: Tch~ Little girl, could you not be so naive? Why should I reveal my true identity? What benefit would that bring me? "Side-eye" "Drinking Tea"]

[Little Princess: That is indeed rather naive. With such a good opportunity to conceal your identity, why would you reveal it? @Hu Liena.]

[Already an Uncle: What happened in the group? Who tagged me just now?]

Spirit Hall.

The Pope's bedchamber.

Bibi Dong's complexion gradually flushed as she listened to her disciple continuously comforting her from the side, barely suppressing her anger.

"Why does that woman called [Jade Not Jade] keep targeting me? Does she have a grudge against me?"

"Or did I steal her man? Why does she keep targeting me in the group!!!"

By the end, Bibi Dong could barely suppress her fury anymore. She felt as though she was being cursed for no reason at all!

Ever since she publicly apologized in the group,

That woman called [Jade Not Jade] had been like a rabid dog, constantly targeting her.

She had been cursing at her nonstop ever since that apology.

"Alright, Teacher, don't be angry, don't be angry!" Hu Liena kept waving a little fan at Bibi Dong, physically cooling her down.

She was afraid that if her teacher became unhappy, she would take her anger out on her.

She could have left this dangerous area, but seeing her teacher looking so aggrieved, she truly could not rest easy as her disciple.

After taking a deep breath.

From Bibi Dong's perspective, she instantly locked onto the man she had been watching all this time.

[Bibi Dong: Hurry up and explain this to me! @Already an Uncle]

[Already an Uncle: I more or less understand the situation already, but are you sure you want me to explain?]

[Bibi Dong: I'm absolutely sure. Quickly explain everything clearly and make that crazy woman stop!]

[Already an Uncle: Fine...]

[Jade Not Jade: Explaining is covering up, and covering up means it's true. You definitely have something going on! "Laughing" "Showing Off"]

Seeing [Jade Not Jade] stirring things up in the group, Du Bei's lips curled slightly.

Fine. Since you love fanning the flames so much, you shouldn't mind if I set those flames on you later, right?