Douluo: First Chat, Opening Feud with Bibidong
Chapter 21

A War of Words Between Two Women, Chat Group Upgrade (Please Bookmark!)

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Faced with Yu Xiaogang's endless prattling,

Du Bei treated it like farting. He did not even spare him a proper glance, letting it go in one ear and out the other without paying any attention.

Was Shrek Academy really a place people could stay?

Forget all those other ridiculous requirements. Just look at that slogan of theirs for students.

Those who dared not cause trouble were mediocrities.

How many people had that one sentence gotten killed? Were those students genuinely brain-dead, or just pretending to be?

Over the years, they had recruited more than twenty students.

Only a few lone survivors remained, yet everyone acted as if they could not see the corpses floating down that river. Still, their luck was damn good.

How was that any different from being lab rats?

If they made it out alive, the academy would claim it had taught them well and cultivated them into high-level talents. If they did not live that long, it was as if those students had never existed, right?

All he could say was that this school was a complete joke.

Seeing that Du Bei remained unmoved, Yu Xiaogang clenched his fists unwillingly.

He had begged for so long, yet this bastard before him was giving him no face at all! If this had been in the past, he would have started cursing already.

But when he thought of Tang Hao's orders,

the anger that had risen in him was instantly extinguished. It seemed he would have to bleed a little this time!

Gritting his teeth!

"Du Bei! As long as you are willing to take Xiao Wu to Shrek Academy, I am personally willing to sponsor you with three thousand Gold Soul Coins!!!"

"Oh? Are you sure?"

Du Bei did not care about such a small sum of Gold Soul Coins. He simply wanted to disgust Yu Xiaogang. Since this guy had already emptied his coffers,

he could stop now.

He was going to make a trip to Shrek Academy anyway. Although he would not stay long, it would still feel good to fleece this guy before leaving.

Even Xiao Wu looked over in surprise.

Three thousand gold coins was no small amount! She had not expected Tang San's teacher to be so rich.

Tang San was equally stunned. He had never imagined his teacher would spend so much for this. Could it be that he was doing this for Xiao Wu's and his own happiness?

Teacher! How righteous!

He was so much better than that deadbeat father who ignored everything! He had not chosen the wrong teacher!

Ignoring Tang San's wild thoughts,

Yu Xiaogang saw that Du Bei was showing signs of relenting and hurriedly took out a card.

"There are three thousand Gold Soul Coins in here! You can withdraw and use them anywhere under Spirit Hall!"

"Fine. Since Master is being so sincere, I will reluctantly accept it."

Du Bei was not embarrassed in the slightest. He directly took the storage card from Yu Xiaogang and put it into his memory pocket.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang's heart ached terribly, but fortunately, the plan had succeeded.

At least he now had something to report back to Tang Hao.

"Alright, you can leave now."

After taking the money, Du Bei bluntly issued Yu Xiaogang an eviction order without giving him any face. After all, these two were of no use to him now.

"Alright, alright. Then we'll be leaving first."

Yu Xiaogang did not linger either. He immediately left with his good disciple Tang San. As for graduation exams, what a joke. Shrek Academy did not check that sort of thing.

Could an academy opened by those Master brothers possibly be anything respectable? As long as they were geniuses, that was enough.

"Xiao Wu, you must come to Shrek Academy! We can keep being classmates together when the time comes..."

After Tang San and Yu Xiaogang left,

Xiao Wu tugged on Du Bei's clothes and asked unhappily, "Are we really going to that... Shrek place? I don't feel like it's a good place..."

As she spoke, she wrinkled her nose.

After living with Du Bei for so many years, Xiao Wu might not have gained any earth-shattering wisdom, but at least she had developed the values of a normal human being.

That Shrek place Master had described did not sound like a good place at all.

Du Bei merely smiled.

"It's fine. At worst, we'll just take a look around and leave. Whether we stay or not is still up to us, isn't it?" As he spoke, the corners of his mouth curled up.

Like a cunning merchant whose scheme had succeeded,

Xiao Wu immediately understood what Du Bei meant. So they were only going to look, not enroll! Then there was nothing to worry about!

"Alright, go take your graduation exam yourself."

After escorting Xiao Wu to the designated location, Du Bei stopped and watched her leave.

After all, he had originally been a security guard. It would not be appropriate for him to enter a place where people fought and brawled during an assessment. Besides, with Xiao Wu's current strength, she would basically slaughter everyone once she went in. There was nothing worth watching.

He might as well wander around elsewhere.

[Liu Erlong: This is so annoying! Where exactly is that Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well? What do I do? There isn't even any information on it! "Anger" "Anger"]

[Big Radish: Why don't you ask the group owner? "Confused Face"]

[Hu Liena: You know why. He insulted her beloved Xiaogang~ "Smirk"]

On a certain street.

Liu Erlong, who had failed to find any information and was about to take a drink of water, saw those two messages and instantly crushed the cup in her hand!

Damn it! Those two bastards...

Especially Hu Liena! Her own teacher liked Yu Xiaogang too! What right did she have to say that about her!

She was so angry! Her chest hurt from anger.

[Liu Erlong: You two bastards! Once I break through to Title Douluo, you'll get what's coming to you!]

[Hu Liena: I'm so scared~ Go talk to my teacher if you have something to say. We're all trying our best to stay alive.]

[Big Radish: No, I only said one sentence. I didn't offend you, did I? "Innocent"]

[Bibi Dong: But with what Nana said, your one sentence makes you an accomplice. "Smile"]

[Big Goose: This is too entertaining! I just joined the group and got to see such an interesting scene, hahaha!]

[Jade Not Jade: If you can get your uncle to lend me the Magic Mirror, I'll forgive you, @Big Radish.]

[Bibi Dong: Scheming against a little girl? I despise you, @Liu Erlong.]

[Liu Erlong: You woman who betrayed Xiaogang, what right do you have to bark here! You'd better keep a close eye on that precious disciple of yours. Don't let me catch an opportunity. "Knife"]

[Hu Liena: So you can't beat my teacher, and now you want to bully someone younger than you?]

[Bibi Dong: You crazy woman, I...]

[Liu Erlong: You think I'm afraid of you? I...]

The two women's verbal battle erupted at once, instantly pushing the chatroom messages past 99+.

Du Bei had just finished dealing with the mafia matters. The moment he opened the chat group, it began chiming nonstop!

Taking a closer look, the chat history had reached 999...

[The chat group is about to upgrade!] [Please upgrade manually, Group Owner!] [Secret Room Chat Group Level 1 (Upgradeable!)]

Good heavens, what had happened in the group? How had the chat group been pushed all the way to an upgrade?

But now was not the time to think about it.

The moment Du Bei tapped the upgrade button, the chat group interface shook! The interface instantly became much more luxurious.

[Group Notification—The chat group has reached Level 2.] [Upgrade contribution rankings. First place: Liu Erlong. Reward: 100,000-Year Whale Glue, soul skill: Flaming Dragon Roar Second place: Bibi Dong. Reward:...]
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