Douluo: First Chat, Opening Feud with Bibidong
Chapter 30

Little Bunny's Obedience Exam (Please Bookmark!)

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The scene froze for a moment.

After a long while.

"Xiao Wu, you're being naughty!"

"Hehe~"

Xiao Wu did not care in the slightest. Her little legs dangled nonstop from the soft sofa, and from time to time, her little feet rubbed against the seat cushion below...

For a moment, the atmosphere inside the carriage gradually grew heated.

The atmosphere in the carriage was like a powder keg, ready to explode at the slightest spark!

"Xiao Wu, settle down. We're still in the carriage."

"So what? We still have several days of travel ahead. If I have to keep sitting here, won't I die of boredom?"

Swinging her legs, Xiao Wu remained utterly unrelenting.

This finally struck a nerve with Du Bei! If he could still endure this, then there was no need for him to be a man anymore! He might as well become Brother Turtle.

"Just a measly electric brat! I..."

[The world has temporarily changed--] [Adult mode activated for all!]

"..."

[Little Princess: I'm jealous, but why did you send this picture? @Stray Cat.] [Big Goose: But I have to say, your figure really is quite good. Could you remove the concealment sometime? I want to see what you really look like. "Curious"] [Stray Cat: Sorry, I was just curious about how to send this picture, and I accidentally sent it. "Shy"] [Stray Cat: @Big Goose. We aren't very familiar yet, so let's talk about it later. Even though the group rules restrict things, I'm still a little worried. "Afraid"] [Hu Liena: That group rule really is true. When Teacher hit me, there really was an invisible resistance. Even when Teacher told Elder Chrysanthemum to hit me, it didn't work. "Proud"] [White as Snow: Really? You aren't lying to us, are you? "Skeptical"]

Seeing someone in the group questioning whether she was telling the truth, Hu Liena did not waste words. She directly sent a video of her heroic deed from last night to the group.

She used it to prove her innocence.

Of course, there was no avoiding a little showing off as well. After all, she had truly felt like a superhero last night, and she could not help feeling rather pleased with herself.

[Hu Liena: Please watch the VCR--"Video"]

The group fell silent for a moment.

Everyone began clicking on the video, ready to see what exactly had happened in it to make Hu Liena so confident.

Everyone started the video.

At the beginning, Hu Liena stood with her arms folded over her chest. Across from her stood a feminine elder dressed in golden formal robes.

"Your Highness, are you sure about this?"

Bibi Dong, standing nearby, nodded and said seriously, "It's fine. Just attack."

Even Hu Liena in the video nodded.

"It's fine, Elder Chrysanthemum. Just hit me! Teacher won't harm me!"

Chrysanthemum Pass hesitated for a moment.

In the end, he could not defy Bibi Dong's order. He then tentatively activated his first soul ring and cautiously struck at Hu Liena.

Yet even the weakest first soul ring was not something an ordinary soul master could withstand. The power of that move rivaled a Soul Sage's full-force strike.

Hu Liena in the video was a little uneasy at first, but when the attack reached her surroundings, Chrysanthemum Pass's attack suddenly dissipated completely.

The video ended there.

The group remained silent, then messages flooded in!

[Stray Cat: Is this the power of the group rules? It can even stop a Titled Douluo! "Shocked"] [Little Princess: Then couldn't I just go straight to Spirit Hall and unleash my ultimate in Bibi Dong's face? She can't kill me anyway. "Smirk"] [White as Snow: Probably not. Based on my observations, this mechanism only triggers when a group member instructs someone else to harm another group member.] [Already an Uncle: Please don't seek death, everyone. Bibi Dong instructed her subordinate to attack her disciple, which did trigger the protection mechanism in a sense.] [Already an Uncle: But everyone should still avoid seeking death. After all, such situations are rare and cannot be replicated.]

Watching the increasingly outrageous messages in the group, Du Bei, as a modern man, had no choice but to step in and explain things, telling these clever people in the group to behave themselves. He feared that some demon child might go seeking death.

With Du Bei's explanation, the people in the group finally understood the specific function and details of this group rule.

It was not the invincibility they had been talking about.

[Bibi Dong: I was just about to mention this. Since the group leader has already explained it, there is no need for me to repeat it.] [Everyone: ...Silence...] [Little Princess: Tch~ I got excited for nothing.] [Stray Cat: Actually, isn't that still pretty good? Won't new members join the group in the future? At least if another big shot appears later, we won't be as terrified as we were back then.] [Bibi Dong: Hmph! Are you talking about me?] [Big Radish: Bad woman! We're talking about you! Bad woman! Bad woman!] [Hu Liena: You're not allowed to insult Teacher!] [Big Radish: I'll say it if I want. What can you do about it? Bleh bleh bleh bleh~]

Accompanied by the clopping of horse hooves, inside the carriage—

Du Bei, who had just gone through a philosophy exam, wore the expression of a living Buddha as he kindly said to Xiao Wu.

"Amitabha! Benefactor Xiao Wu, why must you be so angry? Why not calm your heart and wait quietly for a moment?"

"Would that be all right?"

Xiao Wu, whose exam had gone poorly, could only lower her head in the face of the superior's lecture.

"Tch, you only know how to defend outsiders!"

"What's so good about that Bibi Dong anyway? Lamborghini, last time you really..."

Before Xiao Wu could ask her aggrieved question, Du Bei once again assumed a teacher's authority. The Buddha-like kindness gradually faded from his gaze, replaced by the hungry-wolf look from before.

"Xiao Wu, it seems you still refuse to repent?"

"Didn't I tell you?" He reached out and pressed Xiao Wu back into her exam seat, then took out another stack of test papers he had organized back in Notting City.

He took out a pen as well and placed it before Xiao Wu.

"I'll help you deal with your mother's matter. You don't need to worry about all this nonsense. It seems you still haven't understood the lesson I gave you."

"Keep working through these test papers!"

Du Bei completely shed his living-Buddha demeanor and resumed the authority of an exam proctor. His finger pointed at the pen meant for the test...

"Pick it up and write."

"Since we still have several days before reaching Soto City, you need to properly catch up on the knowledge you've fallen behind on during these days."

Biting her rabbit lips, Xiao Wu pitifully raised her head. Her watery eyes looked at Du Bei as she put on a pitiful act and said.

"Uncle, I'm just an ordinary hundred-thousand-year soul beast. Can I not write?"

"I really can't take it anymore!"

Du Bei merely smiled faintly at this and refused without hesitation.

What a joke.

It had not been easy for him to get a taste of being a teacher, and he even had such a naughty student. Would it not be a waste if he did not properly let her understand the weight of learning?

Had he been a teacher for only a short time?

[Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the third secret room! Exclusive reward issued!] [Reward: Soul-Nurturing Jade (Adaptive), Peerless Douluo Experience Card (five minutes remaining)] [Intimacy achievement reached! Completed!] [Congratulations, Host, you have obtained: Selectable Enhancement (Adaptive), Soul Skill: Nine Heavens Thunder Double Kick (Adaptive Version), Peerless Douluo Experience Card (30 minutes remaining.)]
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