"Are you sick? Do we even know each other?"
Bibi Dong was so furious her chest and stomach muscles were practically swelling. She simply could not understand why this person called [Big Radish] kept targeting her.
Had she dug up his ancestral grave, or become his teacher?
[Big Radish: You old hag! Just you wait! Sooner or later, I'll make you regret it! You heartless woman!]
[Big Radish: Don't let me catch your family! Otherwise, I'll definitely sell them off!]
[White as Snow: Sorry to interrupt. I hate this woman too, but I'd like to know what grudge you have against her to take things this far. @Big Radish.]
[Jade Not Jade: @Big Radish, disasters shouldn't extend to one's family. Isn't this a bit too cruel? Did this bitch do something to your family?]
[Little Princess: @Big Radish, that's true. The person above has a point—disasters shouldn't extend to one's family, right? Did Bibi Dong really kidnap your family? Is she really that much of a beast??]
[Big Radish: Thanks for the concern, but I have to settle this matter myself...]
[Bibi Dong: Damn bastard! If you want revenge on me, why not come directly into my secret chamber? @Big Radish.]
[Big Radish: I'm not that stupid! Just wait, bad woman! You won't come to a good end...]
Nuoding Academy, staff dormitory.
After sending her messages, Xiao Wu lay down on Du Bei's single staff bed. Hugging his pillow in both arms, she fiercely buried her face in it.
Sniff, sniff, sniff~
Ah! It still smelled like that stinky uncle. So reassuring~ Hiss ha, hiss ha~
Just as Xiao Wu was taking in a whirlwind of breaths, the doorknob happened to turn.
With a click.
Du Bei, freshly washed up, pushed open the door and was greeted by an utterly perverted scene.
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiao Wu, do you have to be that perverted?"
"And you still call me a perverted uncle?"
Wiping the water from his hair with a towel, Du Bei skillfully walked over and sat beside Xiao Wu.
Du Bei reached behind her and snatched away the pillow in her arms.
Then, under Xiao Wu's resentful gaze, he put it back at the head of the bed beside her own pillow.
"What's wrong with that?"
Pouting, Xiao Wu pushed herself up, then used her head to nudge Du Bei's arm aside before settling onto his lap as a pillow.
Her sparkling eyes stared upward at Du Bei's jawline as he dried his hair, while her little finger kept tracing tiny circles over his abs.
"Could you stop poking at me? It tickles..."
"So stingy."
Xiao Wu muttered, reluctantly withdrawing her hand...
Seeing that the little rabbit had stopped getting handsy, Du Bei tapped her little nose. "All right, weren't you cursing pretty fiercely in the group just now?"
"Why are you acting all delicate with me now?"
That was right. Xiao Wu was Big Radish in the group, and one of the people who had just joined in cursing Bibi Dong.
As for when he had figured it out?
That was simple. It was a chat group~ Aside from those famous figures, who else could it invite?
He had read plenty of novels like this. Don't underestimate an otaku's reading volume, damn it!
"Tch~"
"Who would've thought a group member was right beside me? By the way, how did you recognize me?"
"What's so hard to guess about it?"
"Besides, I'm not blind. When I came back, you were right there holding my hand and playing with the chat group. It would've been hard for me not to see."
Feeling that his hair was more or less dry, Du Bei casually tossed the towel onto the table.
"All right, it's getting pretty late."
"This uncle needs to catch up on sleep." Du Bei gave a huge stretch, went to his pillow, and lay down directly.
"Oh, right. Wake me up tomorrow morning."
"Good night, Makkapakka~"
Watching the stinky uncle put on his eye mask and immediately fall asleep, Xiao Wu was furious.
Stinky uncle, bad uncle!
She had already been so proactive, yet he still acted so indifferent. Was she really that unattractive?
She turned and glanced at her own figure.
"I'm not that bad..." she muttered softly.
He kept saying they had to wait until she was an adult. She was almost twelve already... didn't that count as being an adult?
[PS: On Douluo Continent, twelve really does count as adulthood, whether it's Douluo One or Douluo Five... It's ridiculous.]
Fine, then she would keep cursing Bibi Dong.
[Big Radish: Stinky woman! Tell me, have you given birth yet... @Bibi Dong]
[White as Snow: ...]
Heaven Dou City.
The Crown Prince's residence.
Having just finished bathing, Qian Renxue leaned against the window and let the breeze wash over her, her face full of speechless frustration. Why did everything somehow get dragged back to her every single day?
So annoying!
"Not reading anymore. I'm going to sleep!"
The day had already been exhausting enough. If she kept reading this chat group, she would be angered to death sooner or later. She should rest first. Tomorrow's matters could wait until tomorrow.
She turned and headed toward her bedroom.
As for the chat group, it remained lively.
[Bibi Dong: I advise you all not to go too far! If you have the guts, come into the secret chamber and confront me face-to-face!]
[Bibi Dong: Stop hiding like turtles and barking crazily in the group!]
[Jade Not Jade: Oh my, oh my, @Bibi Dong, who would've thought you'd have a day like this?]
[Jade Not Jade: You want us to enter your secret chamber? Are you stupid, or are we stupid? Do we look like people with no brains?]
[Bibi Dong: Give me your name if you've got the guts! Just watch and see whether I deal with you or not!]
[Jade Not Jade: "middle finger" "middle finger" "middle finger"]
[Jade Not Jade: You think I'm you? Why should I listen to you? Who the hell do you think you are? "smile" "little finger"]
Spirit Hall.
Within the Pope's bedchamber.
"This is too much!"
With a flushed face, Bibi Dong directly threw the bronze key in her hand out the window.
With a whoosh, the key vanished from sight.
"Huff, huff, huff..." Bibi Dong panted rapidly, clearly furious beyond measure.
After calming down for a while,
"You bunch of bastards, one day I'll take every last one of you and..."
Just as Bibi Dong was speaking harshly,
her private secret chamber space suddenly sent her a notification. Someone had entered the secret chamber for which she had granted access to all group members.
Upon receiving this information,
Bibi Dong suddenly revealed a cruel smile. "Good! I didn't expect there to really be someone who isn't afraid of death! In that case, I'll have a good time playing with you!"
She stretched out her hand, and the key appeared in it.
Pointing the head of the key toward the air, a phantom door instantly appeared in midair.
As the key turned, the door silently opened.
Before her was an empty bedroom, fully furnished with every facility. A crystal chandelier hung from the ceiling, and beneath it stood a luxurious bed identical to the one in her own bedroom.
"Let's see which fool isn't afraid of death and came in."
The moment Bibi Dong stepped into the secret chamber, she locked onto the other figure in the room!
But unexpectedly, that figure looked remarkably like her disciple.
Before Bibi Dong could think further, the figure turned around and spoke in a voice she knew all too well.
"Teacher..."
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