Liars, Everyone from Purple Jade Mountain Is a Big Liar!
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In the evening, everyone lit a bonfire by the lake, Little Moon Spirit scooped out several fat fish from the lake and prepared a whole fish feast for everyone.
Unfortunately, the Wolf Daoist only got to eat a small piece of fish, and then he stared longingly at Bai Ze.
This was the first time in all these years that Wolf Daoist had tasted the food made by Little Moon Spirit.
Although Little Moon Spirit would occasionally prepare a few dishes for Wu Chu and the others, the Wolf Daoist Wudi, who was a prisoner, had never tasted them; at most, he had only tasted the dishes prepared by Little Cai Niang.
I finally had a chance to try it, but there was only a small piece.
Indeed, the glowing food almost made him swallow his tongue whole. But such a small portion was clearly not enough to satisfy his craving.
Watching everyone feast and drink, he could only watch helplessly; the feeling was...
I'd never tasted it before, so I didn't know what it was like. But now, it was even more painful than the Little Beast Bai Ze torturing me with a fire poker; it felt like a hundred claws were scratching my heart.
Seeing this, Bai Ze quietly moved over, then picked a piece of fish from his plate and gave it to him, saying in a telepathic voice, "Don't look at me like that. I had no choice but to beg you for a piece of fish to try. I even had to swallow my pride and ask for it."
"Brother, I understand, I understand... but this is just too delicious! In all my years, although I've had the privilege of tasting the delicacies of the Qilin Royal Court once, compared to this, it's like comparing mud to Caiyun in the sky!"
"No way! You, as the young master of the Sky Wolf Clan, have only ever attended a Royal Court banquet once?" Bai Ze gave him a 'don't fool me' look, clearly not believing him.
"There's no way around it! Cultivation level is important there too. With my current cultivation level, I'm embarrassed to keep going to the Royal Court. How can I possibly get any good food there?"
Wudi shook his head and sighed, "Back when we ate raw meat and drank blood on those vast grasslands, how could we have imagined that meat could be made into such delicious food..."
Bai Ze gave a wry smile, and finally sighed softly, "In our Purple Jade Mountain, you don't need cultivation to eat this kind of delicacy, but you do need to put in the effort. Unless you're a guardian beast like me, or a disciple who Mountain Recluse Who Never Leaves like Little Qilin and the others."
"Labor? What labor?"
"There are many possibilities, like farming! Chopping wood! Or using the blood of giant beasts to water flowers and trees... Oh, and processing those materials for refining treasures." Bai Ze glanced at him as he spoke, "They can also be sparring partners for Little Qilin and the others..."
"I'm happy to be your sparring partner!"
"You can only dodge, not fight back!"
"No problem!"
"Suppress their cultivation level to a level comparable to theirs."
"That's not a problem!"
"Your masochistic tendencies are getting worse!" Bai Ze asked suspiciously.
"Impossible! That's not true! Don't talk nonsense!"
At this moment, the Little Flower Fairies took out their musical instruments, bringing the atmosphere to a climax. The Little Fox volunteered to perform a "Moonlit Fox Fairy Dance" for everyone.
Then, Butterfly Lady performed a piece called "Moonlit Butterflies in Flight" for everyone.
One is alluring, the other is lively; both are exquisitely beautiful.
This time, the Wolf Daoist dared not speak recklessly. He merely darted around with his wolf eyes, secretly marveling at how this Mountain Recluse Who Never Leaves truly knew how to enjoy life. No wonder he chose not to leave the mountain.
With so many beauties by his side, he wouldn't leave the mountain even if it were him.
The next day, Wudi's good brother Bai Ze found him a job, making him Little Yellow Dragon's sparring partner. Right there on the great lake, Little Yellow Dragon pinned down Wolf Daoist and started beating him up.
When he was pinned to the surface of the lake and beaten, even Wolf Daoist Wudi couldn't believe it was real.
Although his cultivation level was sealed at the peak of the Celestial Immortal Peak, he was confident that his mastery of his own magical abilities was second to none.
Although Bai Ze told him not to fight back and hurt anyone, before the sparring session, Little Yellow Dragon told him directly that he could attack freely and that it wouldn't be his fault if he got hurt.
Faced with this situation, Wolf Daoist Wudi naturally wouldn't hold back. He had been beaten up by the Mountain Recluse Who Never Leaves before and had no chance to get revenge, so beating up his disciple now would be a way to vent his anger, wouldn't it? However, reality slapped him hard in the face.
At the same level, he was actually no match for this top disciple of Purple Jade Mountain.
Although no one else used Spirit Treasure... he didn't have Spirit Treasure to use either, as they had been taken away after he was captured.
However, even if the other party's true form is a dragon, this is still too exaggerated!
Wudi discovered that his magical abilities couldn't break through his opponent's defenses. Just like Wu Chu had forcefully blocked his Spirit Treasure claw blade that day, his opponent had used his body to block his magical abilities and then closed in, unleashing a barrage of attacks on his face.
After being beaten to the point of questioning his very existence, the Wolf Daoist Wudi lay on the lake, feeling utterly hopeless and despondent about his life as a wolf.
At the same level, how could I possibly defeat this little dragon? How can I possibly avenge myself? Am I destined to seek revenge on his grand-disciple?
The Wolf Daoist felt that even though he was a wolf from the north, he still had some sense of shame.
"My turn, my turn..."
Before Xiao Feng Yi could even make a move, the Little Qilin had already raised its hands, jumping and shouting.
Then, Wolf Daoist's cultivation was sealed again, slightly. It was Hong Yun who sealed Wolf Daoist's cultivation, as if he really enjoyed seeing Wolf Daoist get beaten up.
As a result, Xiao Feng Yi placed her small hand on Little Qilin's head, glared at him, and said, "Don't you know how to respect your senior sister? Should we have Master punish you by making you copy a thousand lines later...?"
"Please go first, senior sister!"
The timid Little Qilin gave Xiao Feng Yi a silly grin as he spoke.
Then, Xiao Feng Yi set a fire, burning the Wolf Daoist until he howled in pain.
Wolf Daoist cultivates the Dao of Wind, a branch of the Dao of Wood. This Great Dao allows him to become extremely fast. If he doesn't fight head-on, Xiao Feng Yi can't actually burn him.
But Xiao Feng Yi's words, "How dare you run away from a junior like me?" immediately froze Wolf Daoist in place. Then, fueled by the wind, the fire spread and burned Wolf Daoist, making him howl in agony.
Because that was not an ordinary flame, but the Li Fire Essence.
Wolf Daoist lay on the lake, his body charred black, his eyes gazing blankly at the sky.
Then a beam of light descended, rapidly healing his injuries.
The one who did this out of kindness was naturally the philanthropist Hong Yun. "Hey wolf cub, don't be lazy, there's another little Di Kun waiting for you!"
"Yes, yes, me too, me too..." The Little Qilin hopped and skipped towards the lake. "I'm coming! Are you ready?"
Then, the Wolf Daoist was beaten up again. He discovered that the Little Qilin's defense was actually higher than that of the Little Yellow Dragon.
They're all liars!
Everyone who comes from Purple Jade Mountain is a big liar!
Except for the Bai Ze brothers!
Wolf Daoist no longer wanted this new job, until Bai Ze brought him a plate of fried fish fillets with spirit wine.