Bait Harry
The next day at Hogwarts, all the wizards in the castle had left, and even Hagrid had been conscripted by the Order of the Phoenix.
As for Filch, who was loitering by the door... he's not really a wizard.
Iron Pillar spoke into his headset, "My stated mission here is to attend Dumbledore's funeral."
Oren, at the Nurmengard Wonderland Command Center, rolled his eyes and said, "Just walk straight ahead to the lake."
Iron Pillar Zhu nodded and went to a black grave to begin his prayers.
"Ahem, Pillar~ You're crying at a grave. This is Grindelwald's Stand's grave. The white one next door is the real one."
Middle-aged Iron Pillar...
"The intelligence I received before I came indicated that Grindelwald was buried in Nurmengard, wasn't it?"
Oren scoffed, "Who knows what that old man was thinking, insisting on burying their doubles together? If you ask me, one should be buried in the South Pole and the other in the North Pole."
Iron Pillar...
"Pillar, keep smiling. I specifically arranged for Rita Skeeter to interview you. Your mission to pay homage to Dumbledore is now complete."
Rita Skeeter didn't ask a single question, but she had already written two parchments.
Iron Pillar gritted his teeth.
In the Nurmengard Wonderland version, Dog Egg, looking haggard, walked into the command room carrying a stack of documents.
"Brother Dog Egg, how come you look so haggard after just one night?"
"My name isn't Dog Egg, it's Gou Dan. It's a homophone, you know?"
Oren shook his head, feigning ignorance, and said, "I don't understand."
Resigned, Dog Egg sighed and said, "These are the documents I brought. I translated half of them overnight, and I'll go translate the other half soon."
"Okay, okay, I got it."
After Dog Egg left, Oren used the stack of files as table legs, which conveniently replaced the files Will had been working on earlier.
Will was drinking coffee nearby, smiled smugly.
"What are you laughing at? Have you even figured out what's going on at the Ministry of Magic? Go find Sirius Black now!"
Will...
The Order of the Phoenix has been under immense pressure from the Death Eaters ' counterattack, drawing in almost half of Europe's dark wizards.
Although Voldemort only paid his wages once, it was still a considerable sum.
It's estimated that the Malfoy family isn't the only victim; those Pure-blood families are probably not far from bankruptcy either.
Several weeks have passed in the blink of an eye, and today Oren is preparing to take Harry away; it's time to deal with his soul-searching issues.
The estate in front of Little Nurmengard.
The manor's perimeter is riddled with traps and various spells; even wild beasts or cavalry would fare poorly, let alone Death Eaters.
Oren overturned the barricades blocking his way and immediately spotted Lupin and Sirius Black squatting in the yard, slurping instant noodles.
"You two are here to defend against the Death Eaters?"
Sirius Black shook his head and said, "Lupin is enough to defend against the Death Eaters."
"I brought these traps to defend against the Snivellus. He's nearby, and even if he looks like a savage, I'll still recognize him."
Oren...
Lupin grinned wickedly, "A trap plus a curse, anyone who comes will suffer. If Snape dares to come, we'll definitely catch him."
Oren shook his head and said, "This trap is really dangerous. Tonks fell into it, and Moody and the others should still be trying to get her out of it."
Lupin!!!
Watching Lupin's running speed, which seemed to burn his butt, Oren slowly typed a question mark.
Sirius Black exclaimed, "Ouch~ That's a real beating to his girlfriend!"
Oren...
"Stop with the nonsense, just call Harry out here."
Poor Harry didn't get to enjoy a few days with his family before he was forcibly conscripted.
He adjusted his helmet and asked, "Oren, what are we planning to do?"
Oren blinked and said, "It's kind of a tour, to broaden your horizons."
Lily draped the new robe over Harry and said, "Then go and come back soon; it's not safe outside now."
After walking quite a distance, Harry asked doubtfully, "Tourism? Really? The Order of the Phoenix is fighting Death Eaters everywhere right now, isn't it a bit much for us to go on a trip?"
"That was a metaphor. I was just worried Aunt Lily would fret. I brought you out this time as bait."
Harry!!!
After meeting up with Moody and the others, the group rode flying broomsticks and cruised over London.
Will warned, "Young master, Death Eaters are following us."
Harry said nervously, "They're coming for me!"
Oren nodded and said, "Exactly."
"Oren, what is the purpose of our fishing trip?"
"Savior!"
"How many of us are there?"
Ninety.
Harry...
"Don't panic, the temporary air defense position I set up is just ahead, and the temporary workers are already in position."
The group swooped down, passing over a deserted meadow, but as the Death Eaters passed through, a large number of spells flew into the air.
One powerful spell after another exploded in the air, Death Eaters... were completely unharmed, at most getting burned on the head.
Harry...
"Ahem, don't panic, it's just air defense. But air defense is often ineffective; nine times out of ten, it's just a false alarm. There are ambushes ahead."
After taking a sharp turn, the group flew from London to an abandoned factory in the suburbs and landed, successfully reuniting with the the Saints Denis team there.
Oren inquired, "What's going on at the Ministry of Magic? Why haven't Auror come despite all this commotion?"
Will: "Buddha"
Oren???
Sirius Black explained, "Our informant reported that Rufus was planning to send in Auror to help him out, but Xinnikes has been stalling with him for a long time."
"So? Did they send out any Auror or not?"
"They've sent some; some of the enemies chasing us are them."
Oren...
As soon as Harry landed, he saw Hermione and Ron. He asked in surprise, "You guys were also captured and used as bait?"
Hermione rolled her eyes and said, "It's not bait. Oren said we're here to keep you company."
Ron nodded. "Yes! The main focus is on companionship."
Harry...
The Death Eaters landed and immediately launched an attack.
Apart from a few Auror, the rest were Werewolf were cannon fodder. Even among the Death Eaters, who were scavenging for scraps, they were only good for licking bucket lids.
The two sides started fighting. Oren curled his lip and said, "First, you threw three Cruciatus Curse at the last minute, then you exchanged Killing Curse in a fit of rage. I don't have time to watch you play house right now."
A flash of red light, and a Stupefy electric chain sent the Werewolf into a peaceful sleep.
"Bang!" ×3
"Alright, you three, stop hiding. We're done fighting, time to call it a day."
The three little ones threw off their helmets and clutched their heads in anguish.
Pointing to a somewhat bewildered Will, he said, "Go and bring those Auror over here."
Will nodded and did as instructed.
Oren roared, "Get out of here! Don't let them near me! Damn it, I don't have any pants for them to change into. Just let them air dry!"
Will, who was yelled at...
Sirius Black exclaimed excitedly, "These are all Xinnikes's men! We can get rid of him!"
"No, no, no," Oren said, shaking his index finger. "All I know is that they are all Rufus's men."
Moody asked, "So?"
"Therefore, I must purge the court of corrupt officials!"
"Purge the court of corrupt officials?" Dog Egg, who had just arrived, rubbed his dark circles in disbelief and said, "Imperial Jade Liquor?"
Oren said, "I don't understand, Smymasy."
Dog Egg...