Purge the Minister's Inner Circle

Inside a meeting room, the group was discussing how to purge the Minister for Magic's inner circle.

Dog Egg slammed a huge stack of documents on the table and said, "This is a battle plan I spent a whole day devising, and another night translating it."

Oren asked doubtfully, "You idiot, you can actually make plans?"

Dog Egg slammed his hand on the table and said, "Hey, hey, hey, don't look down on me! I went to university, you know what a university student is!"

Oren flipped through the stack of documents, looking troubled, and said, "What kind of idiot college student wrote this?"

Dog Egg...

"Then tell me your plan, I'm all ears."

Oren cleared his throat and said, "If you ask me, we should launch a surprise attack."

Dog Egg...

Without hesitation, the Order of the Order of the Phoenix began its operation, using the same house that monitored the entrance to the public restroom.

Sirius Black said, "Percy sent word that Thicknesse is attacking Rufus, and there are still many Death Eaters guarding the entrance to the phone booth."

Oren asked in confusion, "What do you mean? Thicknesse has already purged the court of corrupt officials?"

"Rufus is putting up a fight on the second floor, but he probably won't last much longer."

Will asked, "Young master, how about we wait until the Death Eaters are done fighting before we go pick the peaches?"

"No need, let's charge in now. Isn't that a classic case of striking while the enemy is crossing the river?"

"Attack while the enemy is crossing the river?" Dog Egg asked. "A gathering of heroes?"

"Carrot meeting," Orion said doubtfully, "Goudan, do you have anything else to add?"

"You... you..." Dog Egg pointed at Oren, trembling, and said, "Why didn't you say you could Chinese sooner? Do you know how hard I've worked translating these past few days?!"

Dog Egg clutched his chest, trying to console himself, "Never mind... have you even looked at those documents?"

"No, a whole string of letters gives me a headache just looking at it, so I used it to prop up the table legs."

"Pfft!"

Non-combat casualties +1

Oren checked the pulse of the unconscious Dog Egg and said, "This young man has a fiery temper; he's already gotten so worked up?"

Iron Pillar, looking exasperated, dragged the person away for treatment.

Everyone...

The group rushed into the Ministry of Magic through the public restroom entrance.

The fireplace flashed and the group appeared in the hall on the Seventh Floor. The traces of the battle between Voldemort and Dumbledore had not yet been fully repaired.

Percy, whose dark circles rivaled those of a panda, said, "You've finally arrived. The area below the third floor is safe now."

"The first to third floors are complete chaos! You'd better hurry up and resolve this; I still have a lot of documents to process in my office on the second floor."

Oren and Will exchanged a glance, both thinking that Percy had gone completely mad.

"Ahem," Sirius Black said, "Don't worry, Percy, we definitely won't delay you from processing my documents."

Dog Egg and Iron Pillar exchanged a glance and said, "This doesn't sound like human speech at all." ×2

Sirius Black...

Percy rolled his deadpan eyes and said, "The elevator and the internal Floo Network have been destroyed. You'd better find another way to get to the third floor."

After saying that, he slumped into the chair, seemingly asleep or off to see Merlin, leaving Oren feeling embarrassed to pull him away.

"George! Fred!" Oren shouted, "You heard that too, right? We desperately need your civil engineering skills now!"

"And you, Will, what are you laughing at? You get back to work!"

Will...

Three skilled civil engineers began the project of installing stairs for the Ministry of Magic.

Dog Egg, munching on sunflower seeds, squatted to the side and exclaimed, "These three are really good cooks!"

Oren snatched a handful of sunflower seeds and said, "Of course, these are all graduates of the civil engineering departments of top Europe magic schools."

"By the way, Dog Egg, what did you study? What department were you in?"

"My direct relatives"

Oren???

As soon as the staircase reached the seventh floor, a number of panicked Ministry of Magic employees ran out.

Good news, those people are as bad as chicks.

The bad news is, there are too many chickens to catch them all, and Oren is experiencing a pain that only Ginny can understand.

Ministry of Magic Employee A: "This looks like someone from the Order of the Phoenix."

Ministry of Magic Employee B: "Run! The Order of the Order of the Phoenix is chasing us like an eagle!"

A large group of people ran past, and the Order of the Phoenix only managed to catch half of them.

"Attention everyone," Oren commanded. "Next time the stairs are cleared, make sure to control the crowd, then quickly check for any Death Eaters spies."

This put even more pressure on the twins and Will.

The people on the seventh floor were on high alert, but it was more like three people were working while others watched.

Soon the staircase leading from the seventh floor to the sixth floor was opened, and the twins suddenly unleashed several spells at the stairwell.

The effect was remarkable; the Ministry of Magic employees on the sixth floor instantly calmed down.

George said smugly, "See, Uncle Will? Our idea was better. If we take down the leader, they'll calm down."

Fred chimed in, "We're counting on you, Uncle Will, for the next floor!"

Will nodded. "That's impressive, but it seems like you knocked down your dear old father."

Twin!!!

"Arthur! Arthur! Are you still alive?" Will asked, patting Mr. Arthur's cheek.

Mr. Arthur was stiff and unable to move, but his rapidly moving eyes still revealed that he was angrily rebuking his two unfilial sons.

Everyone...

Oren suspended the Weasley family ' paternal love and filial piety, ordering the three bulls and horses to continue digging the stairs.

After that, everyone was quite familiar with the process. The three oxen and horses dug the hole, and the rest of the people caught the chicks. In this way, they smoothly made their way to the fourth floor.

The staircase leading from the fourth floor to the third floor is blocked by only a thin wall; a single, gentle step can easily clear the way.

"Get Will, and fight alongside your master!"

Will, his magic completely drained, tremblingly reached out his hand. "No, young master, I'm all burned out."

Oren rolled his eyes, disdainfully tossing Will aside, and said, "Take him away with the twins, and put him with Mr. Arthur and Panda Percy."

Everyone...

Moody took out a briefcase and poured out a large number of metal spiders, intending to use them as scouts and cannon fodder.

Oren asked, "Why not use a real Acromantula?"

Moody rolled his eyes, revealing his original eye, and said, "These alchemical spiders are more controllable, while those Acromantula are less certain."

"I see," Oren said regretfully, "Aren't real Acromantula cheaper?"

Everyone...

A large swarm of iron spiders crashed through the wall and rushed into the third floor, while the members of the Order of the Phoenix also unleashed spells at the Death Eaters.

Dog Egg and Iron Pillar secretly used their unique little magic to scare the sixth brother.

Seeing this, Oren also used a modified (pirated) version of the Water Prison Spell.

The effect was astonishing; the Death Eaters were swept away by the water, spun around in a daze, and even their clothes were washed clean.

Having lost his dignity, Oren, in order to maintain his image as the third-in-command of the Order of the Phoenix, also used his special skill of combining various evil curses together, and with a flick of his wrist, he created a chain of lightning.

The Death Eaters are hit are covered in boils and their front teeth and nails grow wildly; they are unlikely to be given a quick death.

The Order of the Phoenix!!!