Shrek's Three Beauties? Only Children Make Choices; Adults Want Them All!

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Tang San's face was also bright red. He could not help shuddering, goosebumps rising all over his body.

"I, Oscar, thought my skin was thick enough and my tricks varied enough, but today truly opened my eyes!"

Dai Mubai's pair of strange eyes was also filled with gravity and disgust. He instinctively took half a step back, as if wanting to stay farther away from Tang San.

Hearing Oscar's words, he nodded heavily in deep agreement and said in a low voice, "More than just a little problem? I'd say there's a huge problem! In front of so many people... it's simply unimaginable!"

"From now on, stay away from him at the academy. That guy... he feels way too abnormal. Better safe than sorry."

Thinking back to the bizarre incident at the Rose Hotel yesterday, where Tang San had "caught a fist with his face," along with today's even more outrageous "sausage performance," Dai Mubai increasingly felt that this new student named Tang San was thoroughly strange.

Oscar nodded repeatedly, indicating that he felt exactly the same.

The immensely visually shocking scene from earlier kept replaying uncontrollably in his mind:

Tang San had squeezed his eyes shut, his face flushed red, rapidly eating sausages...

That image, those details, that atmosphere... it was far too impactful! Too perverse! It had practically rewritten the upper limit of his understanding of the word "perverse"!

Oscar screamed wildly in his heart, "It's even worse than the tricks Boss Dai uses when he goes to listen to music at the pleasure houses!

Even more desperate than when that fatty's evil fire flares up!

Tang San... he's clearly an ultimate pervert hiding in plain sight! Can't provoke him, absolutely can't provoke him! If I see him in the future, I'm taking the long way around!"

Ning Rongrong had long since covered her little mouth. Her beautiful eyes were wide open, her small face slightly flushed, and she unconsciously took another two steps back, moving farther away from Tang San, who was still in a "petrified" state.

Everything happening before her was simply too shocking for the little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

The way she looked at Tang San was filled with complicated emotions—curiosity? Shock?

More than anything, it was the vigilance of someone thinking, They really know how to play. Their circle is truly chaotic. I need to stay far away.

When Tang San and the others successfully passed the second test and arrived directly at the fourth test site, Lin Jiang had already blended into the crowd of spectators and claimed the best viewing spot.

He leaned lazily against an old locust tree, a grass stem in his mouth, his gaze burning as he examined the girls in the center of the field.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this visual impact..." Lin Jiang let out a wolfish sigh of admiration in his heart.

Those internet streamer girls from his previous life, who relied on beauty filters to hold up their looks, were simply worthless compared to these girls.

Xiao Wu wore a pink crop top, the fabric barely wrapping her budding figure, while the waist she exposed was unbelievably slender.

Her white tight-fitting pants perfectly outlined her long, straight legs. As she hopped around, her round, perky little bottom bounced with every movement.

Most eye-catching of all was the scorpion braid swishing back and forth with her movements. Paired with that lively, energetic pretty face, she was practically a little enchantress who knew how to tempt people.

Ning Rongrong wore a turquoise dress that gleamed like silk beneath the sunlight.

Her innate noble bearing made her seem as though she came with her own soft-focus filter, her fair skin nearly translucent as it shimmered in the sun.

The legs faintly visible beneath her skirt were long and well-proportioned, as though carved from the finest mutton-fat jade.

On her delicate oval face, her smiling eyes sparkled with life. Every frown and smile carried the elegance and pride of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's little princess.

As for Zhu Zhuqing... when Lin Jiang's gaze touched that cold and stunning girl, his breathing involuntarily quickened.

Her black leather outfit tightly wrapped her figure, yet only made those breathtaking curves stand out even more.

Her full chest stretched the leather into startling arcs, while her slim waist and perky hips formed a perfect hourglass shape.

Most lethal of all were those long legs wrapped in leather pants. Every step radiated suffocating allure.

Yet her frosty pretty face was written with the warning to keep strangers away. That extreme contrast was enough to drive anyone mad.

"Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!"

Lin Jiang shouted three times in his heart, his Adam's apple bobbing unconsciously.

He completely understood why Oscar could not stop himself from sneaking glances. What normal man could withstand this?

Not getting a nosebleed on the spot already counted as having excellent self-control!

Looking at the three beauties in the field, each with her own distinct charm, Lin Jiang suddenly grinned, revealing a wolfish expression.

"Since I've already transmigrated here, wouldn't it be a waste not to enjoy myself?"

He rubbed his chin, his gaze sweeping back and forth over the three girls. "Only children make choices. Adults, of course... want them all!"

Just then, Zhao Wuji's deep, powerful voice interrupted his fantasies. "The fourth test begins now!"

Lin Jiang smacked his lips and temporarily reined in his thoughts.

However, his gaze remained glued to the girls in the field, especially when they released their martial souls. Their swaying figures, moving with the fluctuations of soul power, were even more breathtakingly beautiful.

"No rush, no rush." Lin Jiang licked his dry lips, his eyes gleaming with determination. "There's plenty of time..."

He quietly opened the system panel. Looking at the prompt that read "Number of Bondable Targets," the corner of his mouth lifted into a meaningful smile.

Dust filled the field as Zhao Wuji's burly figure resembled a humanoid beast. Facing four opponents alone, he still held an absolute advantage.

Xiao Wu's Waist Bow, Zhu Zhuqing's Netherworld Thrust, and Ning Rongrong's Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda support all seemed inadequate before the Immovable Bright King.

Tang San's Blue Silver Grass was repeatedly shattered by Zhao Wuji's violent soul power!

"Pfft!"

When the Blue Silver Grass binding Zhao Wuji was once again snapped apart by brute force, Tang San's face instantly turned pale, and the backlash of soul power made his chest churn.

But the ruthlessness ingrained in the bones of a Tang Sect disciple erupted at once, a fierce glint flashing through his eyes.

Without the slightest hesitation, Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track activated beneath his feet, and he charged toward Zhao Wuji once more like an arrow released from a bow! At the same time, his second soul ring shone brightly!

"Parasitism!"

From the fragments of Blue Silver Grass that had just shattered, countless tiny vine seeds suddenly burst forth, wrapping around Zhao Wuji's joints like maggots clinging to bone. His enormous body, prepared to exert force once more, stiffened for an instant!

"Now!"

Tang San shouted in his heart.

A cold black shadow seemed to melt into the wind. Zhu Zhuqing's figure appeared ghostlike behind Zhao Wuji, her sharp cat claws flashing with cold light. With a piercing whistle through the air, they struck with absolute precision at his most vulnerable throat and the base of his ear at the same time!

Vicious and tricky, aimed directly at his vital points!

Lin Jiang watched with great interest from the sidelines. This was precisely the critical moment from the original story, when Tang San used Controlling Crane, Seizing Dragon in coordination with Zhu Zhuqing!

However, an extremely "wonderful" thought flashed into his mind like lightning.

"Although I've used up today's reward quota..."

Lin Jiang's lips curved into a wicked smile, mischief gleaming in his eyes.

"But if I can watch a grand show for free, why not? Hehehe, Teacher Zhao, sorry about this!"