Douluo: Pick Four of Nine at the Start, I Refuse Shrek Academy
Chapter 11

Asshole Curses Rat for Being Useless, Arrives at Star Dou to Hunt Soul Beasts

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"I'm willing!"

Xiao Wu knelt without hesitation, her face full of excitement and reverence.

"Xiao Wu swears to follow Lord Dragon God unto death! I will obey Lord Dragon God's commands!!"

What a brainless stupid rabbit!

Ye Han sneered inwardly and nodded in satisfaction.

"Very good. My identity outside must not be exposed. Do not call me Lord Dragon God again. Just call me Master!"

Xiao Wu agreed without hesitation.

"Yes! Master! Xiao Wu will listen to Master in everything!"

Seeing this, Ye Han found her even easier to fool.

Still, this felt somewhat guilty...

"With me here, I guarantee you'll be safe in the human world!"

Ye Han shook his head, fully understanding the principle of giving someone a sweet date after a slap.

Rewards and punishment together!

He immediately suppressed the discomfort in his heart and reached out to pat her rabbit head.

The moment he touched her, Xiao Wu squinted comfortably because of the Dragon God Bloodline.

Her delicate body swayed slightly, and she rubbed her rabbit head against his palm, soft hums escaping her throat.

Ugh!! This was absurd beyond belief!!

Ye Han abruptly pulled back his hand, feeling nauseated.

As expected of a hundred-thousand-year-old hooligan rabbit! She got horny from having her head touched?!

Bear with it for now. Once she completely trusted me, I could use her to deceive Da Ming and Er Ming behind her. Then I'd have all three of them sacrifice themselves to me—killing three birds with one stone!!!

However, at that moment.

"Xiao Han..."

A soft murmur came from not far behind him.

Ye Guyi had awakened!

Ye Han shot Xiao Wu a glare before quickly running over.

"Sister Guyi, I'm here!"

"I'm sorry. It was all my fault. I didn't think things through and got you involved!"

Ye Han crouched before Ye Guyi, his voice filled with sincere guilt.

If Ye Guyi had not possessed an absolute trump card, the consequences would truly have been unimaginable!

"You silly boy."

Ye Guyi raised a hand and gently rubbed his head, without a trace of blame.

"If your sister wasn't confident, would I have agreed so easily? Aren't we fine now? There's no need to blame yourself."

After speaking, Ye Guyi stood up and turned her gaze toward Xiao Wu in the distance.

Seeing that soul beast acting so obediently, she could not help feeling surprised.

"Xiao Han, she is..."

"Yes, it's like this!"

Ye Han immediately took over and quietly explained what had happened.

"This?!"

After hearing him out, Ye Guyi was even more astonished.

"You little brat, where do you get so many devious ideas?!"

"Still... sigh, forget it. Let it be this way."

She felt that it was rather immoral, but the other party was ultimately a hundred-thousand-year soul beast.

Not only in this era—even ten thousand years later—the two races would still stand opposed.

"Xiao Wu, come here!"

Ye Han turned around and glared at Xiao Wu.

Hearing this, Xiao Wu ran over like an obedient little puppy.

"Call her Sister!"

Ye Han directly ordered.

"Ah?!"

Xiao Wu pursed her lips, deeply unwilling.

Why did she have to address a damned human like that?!

But she could not disobey the command, so she could only call out awkwardly.

"S-Sister, my name is Xiao Wu, Wu as in dancing. I'll obediently listen from now on."

Ye Guyi felt somewhat complicated inside, but she still nodded in acceptance.

Then, she changed the subject.

"Xiao Han, since that is the case, it's time to hunt your first Soul Ring."

Upon hearing that, Ye Han had originally wanted her to rest a little longer.

Ye Guyi anticipated it and said gently.

"Be good. Your sister merely used up a great deal of soul power; I'm not injured and will recover soon."

"I just won't be able to use my ninth soul skill again for a while. At least... two and a half days."

Hearing this, Ye Han finally nodded in relief.

"Alright, I'll listen to Sister Guyi. Let's go to Star Dou to hunt soul beasts!"

Once I reach level twenty, I'll gain another chance to activate the roulette. I wonder what kind of item or character I'll draw?!

Xiao Wu, standing nearby, heard everything clearly.

Hunting soul beasts... she found it hard to accept.

Why would Lord Dragon God hunt soul beasts? Couldn't he condense Soul Rings himself?

And for some reason, seeing the two of them talking so intimately...

She felt sour inside...

Meanwhile.

Amid the rubble of Notting City's ruins.

"Pfft! Urgh! Cough, cough..."

The heavily injured Tang Hao struggled to climb to his feet, vomiting black blood again and again.

His new and old injuries flared up together, and his soul power was so chaotic that it was nearly out of control.

Fortunately, the Haotian True Body and Great Sumeru Hammer had offset most of the energy.

Otherwise, he would already be dead!!

"Martial Soul Hall! Damn that Martial Soul Hall!"

Tang Hao raised his head toward the empty horizon, his eyes bloodshot as he panted like a bull.

"If I hadn't already been injured, and if I hadn't been worried about the burden of Ring Detonation, then if I had used Ring Detonation, it wouldn't be certain who would win!!"

"Pfft—!"

In his fury, he spat out another mouthful of black blood.

No matter how enraged he was now, he no longer had the strength to pursue them.

"Damn it... right, Xiao San!"

Thinking of his son's miserable state, Tang Hao suppressed his anger and forced himself to hurry back despite his injuries.

Before long, Tang Hao returned to Notting Academy.

Tang San had already been taken to the academy infirmary by Yu Xiaogang.

After a round of treatment, the bleeding from his wounds had finally been stopped.

However, there was no way to reattach that severed piece of "dick."

Tang San lay unconscious on the bed while Yu Xiaogang stood guard beside him, angry and helpless.

"Xiao San!!"

Tang Hao rushed in and saw that his son could not be reattached, reduced to a man without roots.

An unbearable humiliation!!!

He, the mighty Haotian Douluo, had let his son fall to such a state!

"Yu Xiaogang! This is all because of you!!"

Tang Hao completely lost control and grabbed Yu Xiaogang in a crazed grip.

"You're the one who made Xiao San agree to that damned duel!!"

"Ah!!"

Yu Xiaogang trembled all over in terror.

He did not dare say a single word and could only beg repeatedly.

"If I'd known you were such useless trash, I never would've handed Xiao San over to you!!"

"It was all because of you, you incompetent piece of trash! You made my Xiao San lose the qualification to be a man!"

The more Tang Hao spoke, the angrier he became. He raised his hand and delivered a vicious slap.

Smack!!!

The crisp sound exploded through the room, and half of Yu Xiaogang's face instantly swelled into a pig's head.

He originally did not dare say anything, but upon hearing the words "incompetent piece of trash"...

"Tang Hao! Setting the facts aside, are you completely without fault?!!"

Yu Xiaogang's most sensitive nerve had been struck. His eyes instantly turned bloodshot as he panted like a bull.

"You showed up so quickly, which means you were watching from the shadows at the time!!"

"Then when Xiao San was in danger, why didn't you step in to help?!"

"If you're really so capable, then go avenge your son and make him grow another one!"

"What are you roaring at me for here? This is a sign of your incompetence! You're the useless piece of trash!!"

This outrageously absurd attempt to shift responsibility actually left Tang Hao speechless.

Soon afterward, however, the meaning behind Yu Xiaogang's words woke him up!

That's right! Make Xiao San grow another one!!

Before Ah Yin died, she had said that the Soul Bone she left behind possessed a Regeneration Soul Skill!

If Xiao San could absorb that Soul Bone, he would surely be able to regain his manly vigor!

"Thank you for the reminder, Grandmaster!"

The gloom on Tang Hao's face immediately vanished as he said excitedly and respectfully.

"I was rude just now. I happen to know a way to make Xiao San grow it back!"

"Please take good care of Xiao San. I'll be back shortly!!"

He did not explain the details. After quickly giving his instructions, he left.

"No, bro... you..."

Yu Xiaogang stared at his departing back, frozen in confusion.

He had only said that in anger. Did Tang Hao actually have a way?!

Time passed in a flash.

About two and a half incense sticks later.

Ye Han and the other two had arrived outside the Star Dou Great Forest.

The forest was lush and verdant, with the howls and roars of soul beasts occasionally ringing out from within.

Other than the ocean, this was the place where the greatest number of soul beasts lived.

Land-based soul masters could almost always find suitable Soul Rings here.

Not only that, this place also contained the greatest number of powerful soul beasts on the entire plane.

On the surface, there seemed to be only the Titan Giant Ape and Azure Bull Python, but many ferocious beasts were actually hidden deep within!

"Star Dou Great Forest!"

Having returned to a familiar place, joy welled up on Xiao Wu's face.

Ye Guyi lowered her head slightly to look at the tiny Ye Han and asked gently.

"Xiao Han, about what age limit of Soul Ring can you withstand absorbing now, and what kind of soul beast do you want for your Soul Ring?"

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