Douluo: Pick Four of Nine at the Start, I Refuse Shrek Academy
Chapter 17

Ma Hongjun Becomes a Eunuch, and Flander Gets Crippled Too for Refusing to Accept It

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Bang!!!

Ye Han drove his elbow down viciously.

Mamba Elbow Strike!

It landed squarely on Ma Hongjun's manhood.

Man!!

He had no time to defend himself as his erectile tissue explosively ruptured.

"Ahhh! My dick!!!"

An unprecedented agony spread through him, and Ma Hongjun collapsed on the spot.

He clutched his manhood tightly with both hands, letting out one shrill scream after another.

He struggled for barely two and a half seconds before his eyes rolled back and he passed out from the pain.

"Hiss!!"

The forest instantly fell silent.

Only the sharp intakes of breath from the others remained.

No one had expected Ye Han to attack him there~

"Serves you right!!"

Ye Han withdrew his elbow, his eyes brimming with satisfaction.

"From now on, live in the misery of having no roots! That way, you won't go into heat and harm women again!!!"

Ye Han had always thought Ma Hongjun was the most disgusting person in Douluo.

He had been born disgusting. His Martial Soul defect, the Evil Fire, actually had to be suppressed through women.

If he had been forced to visit brothels just to stay alive, then it would not have entirely been his fault.

But he did not visit prostitutes merely to quell his Evil Fire. He constantly wanted to do it for pleasure.

His mind was full of filth. Not only did he fantasize about brothel women all day, he even fantasized about ordinary women.

When he first met Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Bai Chenxiang in the original story, which one had he not fantasized about?

After deceiving Bai Chenxiang into becoming his, he had the ability but was too lazy to cultivate and take her to the God Realm.

After Bai Chenxiang died, he ran off to the God Realm and pretended to be devoted. In the end, the Phoenix became a god, while the Swift was lost along with his soul?

What a joke!

If he loved her so deeply and was truly so devoted, why did he not die for love in the lower realm? Who was he putting on that act for in the God Realm?

And supposedly Ma Xiaotao was his descendant? He had become a god, yet he never left behind a way to help his descendants solve their Evil Fire?!

A filthy, disgusting, irresponsible, lowly, stinking man more nauseating than maggots like him was practically polluting the air just by living!

But killing him outright would be letting him off too easily!

Destroy his manhood and make him live in agony forever!

"No! Hongjun!!"

Flander watched his most prized disciple suffer such a miserable fate.

Boundless fury surged through him and instantly overwhelmed his reason.

"You little bastard! I'll kill you!!!"

The Four-Eyed Cat Eagle Martial Soul immediately possessed him, accompanied by the emergence of seven rings.

Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black!!

The aura of a level seventy-five Soul Saint erupted in full force as he lunged straight at Ye Han's face.

"Master, watch out!!"

Xiao Wu cried out in terror.

Yet Ye Han merely crossed his arms, utterly fearless.

Wanted to touch him? First, he would have to get past Sister Guyi!

Sure enough.

At the critical moment, Ye Guyi stepped in front of him.

The Holy Angel bloomed with sacred light, and she no longer concealed her strength.

Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black!

Red!!!

Eight black and one red—nine heaven-defying Soul Rings beyond all comprehension rose into the air.

The pressure of a Titled Douluo crashed down upon Flander like a collapsing mountain.

"Ah... pfft!!!"

Flander's charging body was abruptly forced flat onto the ground, and he spat out a mouthful of blood.

"A... a Titled Douluo!!"

"Her Soul Ring configuration... eight black and one red?!!"

Flander, who had been raging just moments ago, suddenly looked perfectly clear-eyed.

Just like that popular video online...

A large yellow dog barking madly saw a knife and instantly cowered, its eyes becoming crystal clear~~

"Take your man and get lost!!"

Ye Guyi pointed her holy sword at him, her voice cold and clear.

She had originally intended to eliminate Ma Hongjun, that evil Soul Master.

But now that that part of him had been crippled, he would be unlikely to amount to anything in the future.

"O-okay... okay, I'll get lost right away. Right away."

How could Flander dare disobey? He prepared to flee with Ma Hongjun.

"Sister Guyi, we can't just let him leave like this!!"

Ye Han suddenly spoke, his tone carrying unquestionable force.

"He has repeatedly insulted me. Letting him go just like that is letting him off too easily!!"

Ye Guyi turned her head toward him.

"Xiaohan, how do you want to deal with him?"

Ye Han pointed at Flander's right arm, his voice icy.

"Cut off one of his arms as an apology!!"

Flander was immediately horrified.

"What?! You little brat... Aah!!"

Before he could finish, a golden sword beam suddenly tore through the air.

Without the slightest hesitation, Ye Guyi struck with her sword, moving at extreme speed.

Flander had no time to react. His miserable scream instantly rang through the forest.

His left arm was severed at the shoulder, blood spraying forth as the severed limb flew down before Ye Han!

"Ahhh! My di... arm!!!"

Flander howled in agony and staggered toward his severed arm.

"Hmph, you still want it? Dream on!"

Ye Han's gaze turned cold.

The Golden Dragon emerged from his body and stomped down on the severed arm.

Crack!!

The dragon claw crushed the arm into pulp, even grinding the bones into powder!

"No! How dare you do this!!"

Flander's eyes nearly split apart as he glared at Ye Han, his gaze filled with hatred.

"You still dare glare at me?!"

Ye Han frowned and turned his head, saying viciously,

"Sister Guyi, cripple his right eye too! Turn the Four-Eyed Cat Eagle into a blind cat eagle! Let him remember this lesson!"

This time, Ye Guyi did not hesitate either.

With a strike controlled not to be fatal, she precisely pierced Flander's right eye.

Previously, influenced by the teachings of later generations, she had shown Flander some courtesy because he was such a renowned figure who founded Shrek Academy.

But since what she was seeing differed from the history recorded in later generations, she could no longer show mercy. Such an evil man deserved punishment!

Moreover, Shrek Academy would become the foremost force to destroy Martial Soul Hall in the future. If Martial Soul Hall was to be preserved, it had to be eliminated!

"Ahhh! My eye!!!"

Flander immediately covered his eye and screamed as blood poured forth. His right eye was completely ruined.

"Now, get lost!!"

Ye Han's anger had finally subsided, and he spoke in a chilling voice.

By now, Flander no longer dared say another word.

Forcing himself through his injuries, he hoisted Ma Hongjun onto his shoulder and fled, roaring furiously in his heart.

A gentleman's revenge is never too late, even after ten years!!

Ye Han... Martial Soul Hall... just you wait!!

I, Flander, swear to heaven that if I do not avenge this grievance, I am not human!!!

Those were merely the resentful words in his heart.

But even without him saying them aloud, Ye Han could guess them.

He simply regarded them as Flander's impotent rage.

Once he became strong enough in the future, he would settle the score personally!

"Alright, Xiaohan. There is no need to get angry with a wicked man."

Ye Guyi withdrew her Martial Soul and rubbed Ye Han's head, speaking gently.

"You have already absorbed the Soul Ring for your first Martial Soul. What are your plans next?"

"Would you like to add a Soul Ring to your second Martial Soul while we are here?"

Xiao Wu, standing nearby, was shocked upon hearing that.

"A second Martial Soul?! Master has Twin Martial Souls? That's amazing!!"

Faced with the question, Ye Han shook his head.

"Sister Guyi, I have other plans. Let's leave the Star Dou Forest first."

"I know a mysterious place that can rapidly increase our strength!"

"It can improve not only mine, but Sister Guyi's as well!"

No matter what, the Soul Ring for his second Martial Soul had to start at fifty thousand years, right?

But his spiritual power was insufficient. Absorbing even a ten-thousand-year Soul Ring would be difficult!

Besides, the Dragon God Bloodline could condense Soul Rings on its own. He could try that!

And he had just gained a Roulette System draw. What if he drew a Soul Ring?!

"A place that can improve my strength?!"

After hearing this, Ye Guyi became somewhat curious.

However, she did not press him further. Instead, she stored the remains of the soul beasts at the scene inside the Angel Ring.

The bones and flesh of soul beasts were treasures as well, especially those of the Titan Giant Ape and the Dark Gold Dreadclaw Bear.

Sister Guyi's Angel Ring...

Ye Han noticed it and immediately became interested.

Without a storage-type soul tool in the early stages, doing anything was inconvenient.

He had noticed before that she possessed a pair of Angel Rings, but he had been too embarrassed to ask.

But now that they had spent some time together, they could be considered familiar, right?

Why not ask boldly? Maybe she would give him one!

"Sister Guyi."

Ye Han walked over and spoke somewhat coquettishly.

"You have two Angel Rings. They're a pair, right? Could you lend me one for the time being?"

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