Douluo: Pick Four of Nine at the Start, I Refuse Shrek Academy
Chapter 26

What the Hell Is Xiao San Turning into a Green-Haired Turtle?

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"Lord, you intend to put yourself in danger?!"

Di Tian's expression changed drastically as he hurriedly bowed and tried to dissuade her.

"Lord, you mustn't! If your identity is exposed, the consequences would be unimaginable!"

Bi Ji and the other ferocious beasts also chimed in to persuade her.

"Yes, Lord. That human has someone from the Angel Clan of the Martial Soul Hall by his side!"

"The Angel lineage was inherited from the Angel God. If you meet them, there's a strong chance the Angel God will discover you!"

Xiong Jun said nothing, merely nodding repeatedly.

For once, he stood on the same side as Di Tian, whom he usually didn't get along with.

"Silence!!"

Gu Yuena swept her violet eyes over them and declared majestically.

"This King will completely suppress the source of the Silver Dragon King's bloodline during this trip!"

"Even if a God King comes in person, they won't be able to spot the slightest flaw!"

The ferocious beasts looked at one another.

Di Tian, their leader, still wanted to persuade her further.

"This King has made her decision. Speak no more!"

Gu Yuena cut him off, then domineeringly turned and entered the inner hall.

"This King will now enter seclusion to suppress her origin. In two and a half days, she will depart for the human world!"

"All of you, withdraw!!"

With matters having reached this point, the ferocious beasts didn't dare say anything else and departed one by one.

"Understood!"

However, everything that happened here was witnessed by the Three-Eyed Golden Lion hiding in the corner.

"A human brat with the Dragon God Bloodline... went to Sunset Forest..."

"That sounds interesting!"

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion blinked her golden eyes, unable to suppress the curiosity in her heart any longer.

She had spent five thousand years here and was sick to death of it. She had long wanted to see the human world.

Zi Ji had just returned, and the passage to the outside hadn't been closed yet. She could take the opportunity to sneak out!

With that thought, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion seized the chance and immediately flashed away.

Whoosh!!

Before leaving, she left a fake message in her little den.

Entering seclusion to cultivate. Do not disturb!!!

Meanwhile.

Notting City, Notting Academy.

"You useless, filthy pig, you're completely worthless!"

Yu Xiaogang was currently punching and kicking his Luo Sanpao.

After learning of Ye Han's Golden Dragon, he had decided to study Luo Sanpao again.

Yet the moment he released it, it kept farting nonstop. It truly was a disgusting, filthy pig!

"Awwooo..."

Luo Sanpao howled from the beating but didn't resist in the slightest, silently enduring it.

It didn't know what it had done wrong. Its master had disliked it before, but he had never beaten it.

And the more it was beaten, the less it could control itself.

Pfft! Pfft!!

It immediately let out two more half-farts.

"Urgh!!"

Yu Xiaogang covered his nose and mouth from the stench.

At that moment, Tang San happened to be walking this way.

What exactly is the method Master said could make it grow back?

I've asked him several times, but he won't tell me. If he dares lie to me...

He'll already have a death sentence hanging over him!!

But when he drew near, the smell hit him so hard it felt as though he had eaten shit.

"Urgh! What is that? It stinks so... ah!"

Tang San was already injured. Hit by that foul odor, he fainted on the spot once more.

"Xiao San!"

Hearing the commotion, Yu Xiaogang hurriedly ran over to check on him.

Seeing his beloved disciple like this, he immediately became furious.

In rage, he kicked Luo Sanpao viciously and recalled it into his body.

"Master!"

Suddenly, a low, hoarse voice rang out.

"Who?!"

Yu Xiaogang abruptly turned his head.

At some point, a black-robed figure had appeared behind him.

Looking closely, it was Tang Hao!

Only, his aura was weak, and he looked as though he was on the verge of death.

Apparently, the injuries he had suffered last night were the worst of his life!

However, he was covered by a black robe, making his exact condition impossible to see.

"Your Excellency Haotian! You're back!!"

Yu Xiaogang stepped forward excitedly and asked.

"Did you bring the method to make Xiao San grow back?!"

Tang Hao shook his head, both furious and helpless.

"What? You didn't?!!"

Yu Xiaogang immediately flew into a rage.

"Tang Hao! Didn't you say there was a way? What will Xiao San do in the future otherwise?!"

Tang Hao felt guilty and didn't refute him.

"Master, use this to stabilize Xiao San's emotions first..."

As he spoke, he took out a square lead box.

"What is this?!"

Yu Xiaogang took it and lifted the lid.

Buzz!!

A rich green light instantly bloomed from within.

Once his eyes adjusted, Yu Xiaogang's pupils contracted sharply.

"A... a Soul Bone!!!"

Inside was a green skull bone shaped like a hat.

Tang Hao nodded and said weakly.

"This is a spiritual head bone from a four-thousand-year-old Green-Haired Turtle."

"I'll have to trouble you to give it to Xiao San and stabilize his emotions first. As for that part, I'll think of a way later."

Back when he had been hunted by the Martial Soul Hall, he had destroyed one of their branch halls in a fit of rage.

He had killed a Soul Douluo with a bastard turtle Martial Soul and obtained this head bone.

It was a trash head bone, but it was the only thing he had that he could offer now.

"Green-Haired Turtle?!"

Yu Xiaogang frowned deeply.

"That's merely a low-to-mid-grade mutated soul beast! And besides..."

"According to the Martial Soul Hall's records... pfft! According to this Master's research!"

"The Green-Haired Turtle was originally a bastard turtle. After personally witnessing its mate cheating on it, it mutates in despair!"

"Because of this, its head bone carries a fatal flaw. If the absorber sees their beloved with another member of the opposite sex, they can easily go mad!"

Tang Hao had no other choice.

"Master, Xiao San is still young, so there's no need to worry about that. Please don't mention this flaw to him either."

"Also, my appearance may cause the Martial Soul Hall to send people to search for and hunt us. After Xiao San finishes absorbing it, please take him away to hide for a while!"

After explaining everything, Tang Hao didn't linger and flashed away.

"That damned Tang Hao!"

Yu Xiaogang stamped his feet in anger.

"My disciple actually has to absorb such defective trash of a head bone?!"

"Mmm... Master..."

Just then, Tang San woke from his coma.

"Xiao San, you're awake!"

Yu Xiaogang crouched down excitedly.

Just as he was about to ask something, Tang San frowned and said.

"Master, is there really any way to make it grow back?"

Yu Xiaogang froze. At this point, he could only shake his head.

Seeing that, Tang San's eyes instantly turned bloodshot, and he began breathing like a bull.

Yu Xiaogang really was lying to me! He already has a death...

The moment killing intent rose in him, Yu Xiaogang handed him the Green-Haired Turtle Soul Bone.

"Xiao San, consider this a small compensation from your teacher. Take it first."

"As for that part of you, your teacher will think of a way later."

Buzz!!

As the Soul Bone was handed over, green light shone upon him.

"What is this?!"

Tang San froze, then quickly recalled what he had read in books.

"Could this be the legendary Soul Bone? They're said to be incredibly rare treasures!!"

Yu Xiaogang immediately put on a profound expression.

"That's right! This was obtained when your teacher slew a top-tier four-thousand-year-old spiritual defense-type soul beast, a Green-Haired Turtle, back then!"

"Now, it's yours!"

Hearing that, Tang San's killing intent was instantly washed away by joy.

"Th... thank you, Master!!"

He dropped to his knees at once and respectfully accepted the Soul Bone with both hands.

Manly pride and all that were worthless before such a treasure!

As long as he had strength, he would surely find a way to make it grow back someday!

"Alright, absorb it here!"

"Yes, Teacher!"

Tang San immediately sat cross-legged and began absorbing the Soul Bone.

Rich green energy poured into his body, covering him in a layer of green light.

Two and a half hours later, the absorption was complete!

Buzz!!

Tang San opened his eyes.

Two streaks of dense green light flashed through them.

Even his hair had been dyed green.

His spiritual power had actually doubled in full.

His Purple Demon Eyes had also undergone a tremendous mutation...

Green Extreme Demon Eyes!!!

The power of being cuckolded!!!

It was as though he had become a Green-Haired Turtle too!!!

"Teacher! I've finished absorbing it!"

Tang San was ecstatic, springing to his feet with a shout.

Yu Xiaogang was overjoyed and immediately asked.

"Xiao San, you've absorbed it! How much has your soul power increased? What soul skill did you gain?!"

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