Douluo Peerless: I Write a Diary, and You're All Acting Weird
Chapter 203

Xiao Xiao: "Hmph, I'm Not Happy!"

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This kind of plot could indeed be considered a dark chapter in her life, but she just pursed her lips. She didn't think much of it; she was simply outmatched and got beaten back.

Isn't that normal? When you're strong, you bully others, but when they become stronger, you're weak in their eyes and have to obediently bow your head.

Back then, if someone slapped you in the face, you could only endure it.

That's just Wu Feng's personality; she doesn't think it's a shameful thing.

She wouldn't feel like she was bullying someone she could beat, and she wouldn't feel ashamed of someone she couldn't beat.

Finally, let's talk about Xiao Xiao.

Her past controversies are less controversial; most of them are just embarrassing moments from a young girl's life, without any malice, mostly just things to tease her about.

The first and most classic blunder was mistaking Wang Dong's gender.

When Wang Dong first enrolled, she disguised herself as a boy. She was handsome and her Martial Soul was the Light Goddess Butterfly. She gained many female fans as soon as she appeared.

Xiao Xiao was young and naive at the time, and she really thought Wang Dong was a boy. She secretly had a crush on him for a long time and always liked to follow Wang Dong around, calling him "Brother Wang Dong" all the time.

He always wanted to share any good things with Wang Dong, and whenever he encountered problems in his cultivation, he would first go to Wang Dong for advice.

When she later found out that Wang Dong was actually a girl, and had even dressed up as a boy on purpose, she was immediately embarrassed. All her previous little schemes turned out to be a misunderstanding, and she was so ashamed that she couldn't look Wang Dong in the eye for several days, feeling that she had looked particularly silly before.

Fortunately, the two grew closer and became inseparable best friends, and this incident became a little embarrassing story they would occasionally joke about.

Shrek City, visit.

Xiao Xiao was stunned. Her face flushed red, and she lowered her head, not daring to look at Wang Dong'er opposite her.

This... is an execution in front of your face!

"Ugh, can we please stop talking about this! It's so embarrassing! So what if I misjudged? It's just that Wang Dong looks so much like a boy!"

She was screaming internally, not daring to look at Wang Dong'er across from her.

Wang Dong'er, sitting opposite him, also had a strange expression. Although she had already learned about this from Lin Ye's diary, the current situation was different.

The current situation is tantamount to a public execution. Although she is not the one being publicly executed, it is still related to her, and she also feels somewhat embarrassed.

Xiao Xiao also has a classic slip of the tongue moment, which is really something else. She offended two people with just one word.

Back then, Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong were inseparable, eating, cultivating, and sleeping together almost all the time, all for the sake of practicing the Hao-Dong Power and improving their fusion. To outsiders, they were indeed too close.

Xiao Xiao saw them inseparable every day, their relationship was unbelievably good. One time during a break from cultivation, she couldn't help but whisper to the person next to her, saying that their relationship was so ambiguous, and they were always together, could they be gay?

These words had barely left his mouth when Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong, who were not far away, overheard them.

The two men were immediately enraged and chased Xiao Xiao for most of the Outer Court, determined to catch her and teach her a lesson.

Xiao Xiao slipped away very quickly and the two of them managed to catch up with her.

What's even funnier is that that very night, Huo Yuhao was joking around with Wang Dong, saying, "Are you in bed tonight or am I in bed?" Xiao Xiao happened to overhear this while they were passing by.

Now it was like mud falling into your pants—even if it wasn't shit, it was still shit. Xiao Xiao became even more convinced of her idea and ran even faster.

The story circulated in the Outer Court for quite some time afterward, with many people secretly shipping Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong. Xiao Xiao's words essentially broke the ice, which explains their strong reaction.

Xiao Xiao has such a sharp tongue! She always has to bring up the most sensitive topics. Why not just expose someone's little secrets? Who else would he chase if not her?

Finally, there was the Sea God's Fate Matchmaking Conference, which was also the time when Xiao Xiao showed the biggest contrast. It wouldn't be considered a dark history, but the contrast was so great that it surprised everyone present.

Originally He Caitou was supposed to be a dull and honest senior brother. In order to confess to Xiao Xiao, he secretly prepared for a long time. He even practiced his lines in front of the mirror for several days. He also asked Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong for advice. He was just waiting to take off his hat and speak at the Sea God's Fate.

The moment the straw hat was removed, Xiao Xiao looked at He Caitou, who was nervously clenching his fists below the stage. Embarrassed as she was, she impulsively spoke first, confessing her feelings to He Caitou in front of all the Inner Court disciples and elders.

This completely stunned He Caitou, who stood there with his mouth agape, unable to utter a single word for a long time. All the guests and disciples present were dumbfounded.

Who would have thought that this seemingly soft, chubby little girl with double braids would be more decisive and efficient than any boy when it comes to confessing her feelings, taking the initiative and taking the lead?

Originally He Caitou was the hunter who had been plotting for a long time, but he ended up becoming the prey who was confessed to, and was completely controlled by Xiao Xiao.

This can't really be considered a dark history, it's just that the contrast between her usual soft and cute image and her actual decisiveness is too great, which has made everyone rethink their perception of her.

For a long time afterward, people teased He Caitou about this, saying that despite his tall and imposing appearance, he was completely dominated by Xiao Xiao.

Shrek City, Inner Court Office.

Zhang Lexuan couldn't help but curl the corners of her lips into a smile, her tone carrying a hint of amusement.

"Xiao Xiao may seem gentle, but she's actually quite decisive. She actively pursues her own happiness, which is perfectly fine. She's much better than many of the hesitant and timid disciples."

In general, so-called "dark history" is mostly embarrassing or silly things that happened when you were young. There are no major issues of principle involved, and it's fine to just treat it as a joke.

To say he has any truly heinous flaws wouldn't be accurate.

After all, who hasn't done a few embarrassing things when they were young? It's just that they happened to be in Shrek, living under the public eye, so their embarrassing moments were magnified.

It's precisely this mix of chaotic, sometimes joyful, sometimes sorrowful events that brings these characters to life. If they were all just serious cultivation machines, it would be far too boring.

Shrek City, restaurant.

Xiao Xiao's face has been flushed with embarrassment ever since.

She became anxious when she heard Lin Ye stop talking about other people's dark history.

Why should her dark past be brought out for public humiliation? She wants to see other people's dark pasts too, and she wants to laugh at other people's dark pasts as well.

Xiao Xiao wasn't stupid; she knew that many people possessed Diary Copy. Currently, although she didn't know how many there were, she estimated there were probably seven or eight, or even more than ten.

Her embarrassing moments were exposed, so everyone else's embarrassing moments must be exposed too.

It's a pity she can't offer suggestions; it would be so nice if she could. What a shame.

Xiao Xiao looked up at Wang Dong'er and found that Wang Dong'er was still eating her snacks slowly and calmly, seemingly unaffected.

This surprised Xiao Xiao. She was shy about what had just happened, but why didn't Wang Dong'er react at all?

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