How to Use Miss Chiyou

In response to the skepticism surrounding the Rap King's "Huh?", Cong Yu simply pulled a gift box out of thin air. "Happy Birthday, Mike."

Oh right, today is his birthday.

However, like many eccentric people, because he has lived through so many years, there is nothing particularly worth celebrating.

And it is foreseeable that they will continue to live through countless years as before... although their lives will eventually come to an end.

Compared to short-lived species, long-lived species don't have any particular feelings about birthdays or other holidays.

But it's still nice that Cong Yu came to celebrate his birthday.

Gifts or not, let's not talk about that...

For the Monster King to be willing to take the time to meet is already quite good, considering they should have never spoken to each other, or even been enemies.

One could even say that such a symbol of friendship is already incredibly precious.

Oh, that's

With these words of thanks, the Rap King nodded and opened the gift, revealing a greeting card, some cake, and cookies inside.

That's great! That's really great!!

The Rap King almost burst into tears...

Because Cong Yu used to be a flower delivery person! Now she's finally starting to realize that delivering flowers is actually a rather strange behavior.

Who sends flowers as a gift to their buddy?

It's not like I'm lying in a hospital bed.

Cakes and cookies are much more normal now!

"..." However, it was clear that Cong Yu was unaware of the Rap King's thoughts. He simply began to get down to business. "If nothing unexpected happens, the collision of the Twin Towers was indeed carried out by Moerae's people... I have also been taking measures to deal with it recently."

With that, Cong Yu fully explained his idea of investigating the Nuclear Wastewater Incident in order to attract the Followers of Moerae.

Unfortunately, it seems that it was not successful.

Cong Yu did indeed pull off a major operation, but Moerae's men didn't show up. Instead, they took an unexpected turn—killing fish.

Yes, it wasn't a shark, it was killing a fish.

Cong Yu brought life to the world, while Moerae chose to bring "death" to the fish.

(Fish; does anyone in the family understand this?!)

Those Followers of Moerae are like fish that have been slaughtered in RT-Mart for decades—their hands are cold, their knives are cold, and their hearts are cold.

Without hesitation, they used their "Divine Art" methods to kill a large number of fish that should have been killed by the nuclear wastewater.

There was absolutely no intention of having a conflict with Cong Yu.

"Hmm, I see... Thinking about it that way, it does seem to make sense. His name is Moerae, right? This god's way of doing things seems quite 'soft'."

"Or perhaps they're very honest, diligently working to correct the world... even though those corrections are hard for us to accept."

As the Rap King spoke, he scratched the top of his smooth, black, bald head, realizing that Cong Yu probably had some new ideas again. "So, what are we going to do next? Is there anything else you need to do?"

Cong Yu nodded in agreement.

"I hope you sing a diss track against God, and try insulting Moerae... If God really exists, then they probably wouldn't be able to stand your insults either, right?"

"..." Hiss?! What a peculiar plan!

The plan was a sudden and unexpected disaster, so unexpected that it broke the Rap King's back.

No, everyone's engaged in a serious battle of wits and strategy, so why are you resorting to personal attacks right off the bat Cong Yu?

What a vicious and vulgar scheme.

But I unexpectedly feel it will be very useful...

The Rap King has elevated himself to a god-like status, so if he's criticized, he definitely can't stand it and will have to retaliate fiercely.

"Um... hesitate."

The Rap King gave a reluctant answer, even though he would probably face retaliation... but he is still a king, so he shouldn't be too afraid.

"..."

"This is my last of my usual antics."

Cong Yu spoke quietly, then sighed softly, "If none of this works, I'll have to consider some unconventional methods."

Unconventional methods...?

As he pondered Cong Yu's words, the Rap King with the gold chain around his neck couldn't help but ask curiously, "For example?"

For example...

"To rule the world."

Cong Yu said this.

"..." Rap King: "!!!"

Chapter 391 How to Use Miss Chi You

As we all know, the so-called "world domination" is something that many tokusatsu works, or magical girl worldview works, have to mention.

In these works that Cong Yu was familiar with in his previous life, the ultimate goal of many "strange forces" was to rule the world!

Cong Yu used to think that these villains actually wanted to rule the world, which was really too evil... they were simply heinous villains.

However, as Cong Yu grew up, he realized that ruling the world was actually just like that.

Aside from significant changes to the "world order," nothing has actually changed...

For ordinary people, going to work is still going to work, and working is still working.

The power structure is corrupt, and it remains corrupt.

Perhaps the independence of the political system and the high concentration of power in the hands of the monarch will make it even more rampant and serious?

But it's hard to say whether it might get even worse.

Because the fight against corruption and crime is still carried out by the country's own inspection agencies... I've never heard of the United Nations handling this kind of thing.

If we expand the scale to the global level, perhaps there won't be much difference.

In today's world of convenient transportation and seamless information flow, there is little difference between ruling a country and ruling the world.

There are some, but not many.

However, the world is actually the same.

Miss Chi You also wanted to break free and rule the world... This is also the purpose of the Monster Group and the Monster King's activities.

At least the Light Side, stated purpose.

Cong Yu dared to guarantee that, in the original trajectory of this world's Fate, there could never have been a situation like, "[What? We're going to rule the world!]".

This is definitely not the normal trajectory of the world.

In that case, Followers of Moerae would obviously be restless... Of course, this is only a last resort.

If there were other options, Cong Yu wouldn't have resorted to this method, because... there are many things to consider.

After all, ruling the world isn't something you can just do by simply flying over to someone else's head and declaring, "This place is now under my control!"

Besides, if he truly ruled the world, the other rulers wouldn't be happy about it...

Based on this assessment, Cong Yu sought advice from Miss Chi You.

Cong Yu: "Jili gulu-jili gulu-jili gulu--"

Chi You: "Huh?"

Cong Yu: "Jili gulu-jili gulu-jili gulu--"

Chi You: "Huh?"

"..." Miss Chi You pondered for a moment, then summarized Cong Yu's request. "You mean, you want to rule the world, but not really rule it."

As she said this, Miss Chi You looked at Cong Yu with a cryptic gaze, confirming, "You want to unite other kings and other groups that are currently acting well to form a community of interests in your name."

"Then this nominally shared interest group will be responsible for planning and coordinating the world, but in reality, the king remains the king and the group remains the group."

"Then, you want my approval... is that right?"

"..." Cong Yu nodded, impressed by Miss Chi You's clear and concise summary and question.

"That's right, that's exactly it!"

For Cong Yu

Upon hearing Cong Yu's response, Miss Chi You took a deep breath... Her face darkened immediately upon hearing Cong Yu's honesty.

It seemed as if a million Chiyou Explosive Fist were about to erupt from the valley at any moment.

"I approved it... my ass!!"

Miss Chi You couldn't help but burst into a tirade, wishing she could crack open Cong Yu's head to see its internal structure. "Traitorous scoundrel! Get out of here!"

Don't talk nonsense about traitors and rebels.

Cong Yu smiled helplessly, looking at Chi You was only cursing but not attacking. He smacked his lips and said, "That's not true. I am a loyal minister, a very loyal minister. Heaven and earth can bear witness to my loyalty... Chi You, please be sure to see the truth!"

"Insightful judgment?! Insightful my ass!"

"Isn't what you're saying just about becoming emperor? And what's this about a community of shared interests? Do you even respect me as the emperor anymore?!"

Chi You cursed, wishing he could kick Cong Yu a couple of times. "And don't call me Miss Chi You, call me Your Majesty!"

"..."

"Yes, Miss Chi You, I understand, Miss Chi You."

Cong Yu, both playful and obedient, teased Chi You, soothing the enraged, Monster Emperor: "I'm helping you rule the world..."

"I'm wholeheartedly dedicated to helping you conquer the world, so wanting some tiger tally or something isn't unreasonable..."

As she said this, Cong Yu began to reverse the natural order, instead painting a rosy picture for Miss Chi You: "When the time comes, Miss Chi You, once you emerge from seclusion, the world will be yours. You'll only need to worry about how to break the seal... Isn't that great?"

To be honest, Cong Yu's words were quite tempting.

Miss Chi You almost fell for it... If she didn't have a brain, she definitely would have.

"At that time, I'll be the eldest, and you'll be the second eldest..."

Cong Yu said this, then paused, exchanged a glance with Miss Chi You for a moment, and changed her words: "You're the eldest, I'm the second eldest... Isn't that wonderful?"

You let it slip!

Did she definitely let something slip?!

"No, no!"

Miss Chi You responded irritably, rejecting Cong Yu's memorial. "Besides, I haven't even appointed you as prime minister yet, so how dare you act like one?"

"..." Sigh, regarding Cong Yu's petition to Chi You to appoint her as prime minister, Miss Chi You has already replied...

They actually forbid it!

Miss Chi You must have deliberately rejected Cong Yu's request because she saw that Cong Yu's reputation within the Monster King was growing stronger day by day!

"..."

"It's okay if it's not allowed... Hmm, let's check with the Rap King first. If we just diss Moerae, maybe we won't need to use special methods."

As Cong Yu spoke, she rubbed her hands together like a fly, saying, "How about this, Chi You, you gather some groups and have them openly announce that they have completed the occupation of cities and small countries... How about that?"

"..." As everyone knows, people's personalities are always about compromise and moderation... If Cong Yu had directly asked to open the window for some fresh air, Miss Chi You would have refused.

But since she had previously said she would tear off the roof of the house, Miss Chi You now has to seriously consider opening the windows for ventilation.

Interestingly, this was Cong Yu's true purpose.

After all, Miss Chi You is quite easy to understand.

"In that case, that's possible..."

Miss Chi You said this, paused for a moment, and then nodded. "Alright, it will be according to your plan... but this is the last time."

Yay!

Cong Yu immediately laughed and massaged Miss Chi You's shoulders, "Your Majesty is wise, Your Majesty is sagacious! You truly are worthy of being Miss Chi You!!"