Living with Magical Girls, but I'm a Villain Executive
Chapter 284

So the Weirdos' Ultimate Goal Really Is to Rule the World?!

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Xiao Cui then saw the red face trembling and the hair dryer lying to the side.

Teacher Hong's long, crimson hair was still damp, shimmering and cascading over one shoulder... as if she were about to blow-dry it.

"Mmm--"

The red creature emitted a strange noise, its voice now electronic. "I-got-electro-again,-got-electro-!"

Very authentic Detroit industrial dance music style.

Electronic music! That's the vibe! Old Detroit always sing with that slur—that's the real deal! Authentic!

Xiao Cui felt that her phone battery was almost fully charged.

"Sister Hong, this is terrible..."

As Xiao Cui spoke, she carefully activated the spell, summoning a Little Sprite and commanding, "Go and unplug the power."

Little Sprite: "..."

The Little Sprite that Xiao Cui summoned originally looked like it was holding a spiked spear and searching for enemies, but it turned out that it was going to do this.

The Little Sprite immediately showed an indignant expression of protest, but its body language betrayed its intentions.

After all, if she doesn't do it, there are Little Sprite who will.

The Little Sprite simply unplugged the slightly burnt-smelling hair dryer... Fortunately, there didn't seem to be any electrical leakage during the process.

Little Sprite! You've escaped with your life!

The happy Little Sprite gave its master a thumbs up, and then gradually disappeared as the Xiao Cui Spell was dispelled.

"Waaaaah... Wow wow wow, my hair washing was so wonderful, why? Hair dryer, why?"

Red

With a mournful face, she questioned the leaky hair dryer... She felt like she was practically a useless person.

Now, cats and dogs passing by on the street will bite her, all of them drooling and rolling their eyes... It's 100% rabies!

However, she was a magical girl, so she managed to kill the mad dog.

Whenever you go out, you're bound to encounter some kind of unexpected event, whether it's an attack by a dump truck or a strange person...

Thanks to her, many hidden mines Wind City, and the public security situation has improved considerably...

None of the three magical girls have launched any attacks in the past few days.

All the awakened monsters came and beat up Red.

Of course, Red can easily turn the tables and kill the opponent... But although there has never been any real danger, it is still very annoying.

Moreover, there are other negative impacts...

Leaving aside the damage caused by dump trucks and the resulting flowers and plants, the simplest example... her current hair dryer is definitely unusable and she needs to buy a new one.

Xiao Cui sighed and patted Hong Jie's shoulder, "You broke Yaochuan Chuan's hair dryer, you have to pay for it."

What?

Winter break is over, and the weather has warmed up. But the words coming out of Xiao Cui's mouth are still so cold!

When will Hong Xiawu Hong be able to stand up again?!

I'm so angry and cold! This world treats... I forgot the rest.

Hong Xiawu Hong finally decided to dry her hair with a towel... Although it wasn't completely dry, there was no other way.

Now she's afraid the TV will explode when she watches it.

Hong, having stepped out of the living room, carefully sat down next to Lantian Zhu and watched TV with her...

If the TV explodes, she'll immediately frown and shield her juniors in front of her to prevent them from getting hurt.

Lantian Zhu, of course, had no idea what Hong was thinking. She was eating cookies on the coffee table while watching the news.

[Recently, a large number of fish deaths have been observed on beaches in my country, drawing close attention from the general public and environmentalists.]

According to eyewitnesses, thousands of dead fish were floating on the beach, some already rotting and emitting a foul odor, a shocking sight that raised suspicions of a possible link to the recent nuclear wastewater leak.

[Currently, Environmental Protection Department have launched an emergency investigation. Preliminary findings indicate that the mass fish deaths were not due to water quality deterioration, and pollutant levels are within international standards.]

The specific reasons are still under investigation.

"..."

"Oh, it looks really smelly..."

As Hong said this, she reached into Lantian Zhu's cookie bag, took a cookie, put it in her mouth and chewed it, then lazily lay down on the sofa.

Honestly, Hong Xiawu Hong feels very happy.

With adorable children cooking for her, she can be waited on hand and foot, and spend her days playing on her phone and watching TV.

After Cong Yu returned home, she could still say "Welcome back" and even sleep in Cong Yu's bed at night.

This kind of life is wonderful!

Even if she dies, her life will not have been in vain.

Thinking this, Hong lazily squinted her eyes, then suddenly realized something and tried to perk herself up.

Wrong!

Cong Yu once said that when I have similar thoughts, I should be more alert... it could be a sign that something is about to come and kill me.

But I'm really safe right now, so it's unlikely that the TV will actually explode or something like that, right?

Thinking this, as I chewed on the biscuit, I suddenly felt an itch on my neck, so I reached up and scratched it...

It's still itchy, so I'll scratch it again.

Huh? What's wrong? I feel itchy all over.

As Hong scratched herself, Xiao Cui blinked and said, "Sister Hong, your face and neck are all red... are you having an allergic reaction?"

Allergies? Can magical girls have allergies?

But she doesn't have a pollen allergy...

As Hong searched for the allergen, she looked at the buckwheat biscuits on the table and then met Lantian Zhu's gaze.

Lantian Zhu: "..."

Red. "..."

"..."

"Senior Hong, are you allergic to buckwheat? It seems quite severe."

Lantian Zhu asked this question.

"I don't know!"

Red responded in this way.

Then, a wave of dizziness suddenly washed over me...

Red: (XX)

Under the Hong Xiawu Hong sank into a deep, baby-like sleep.

"..." Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui exchanged a glance, somewhat speechless... and then began to channel magic into the unconscious Hong to speed up her awakening.

Hong has fallen into a coma countless times in the past few days.

If Hong Xiawu Hong weren't a magical girl, she probably would have died at least a hundred times over, but...

Because she is a magical girl.

So far, that terrifying Fate has not been able to inflict any effective damage on Red...

Even because of Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui's presence, Hong "revived" very quickly.

If Hong Xiawu Hong had Super Saiyan blood, she would have annihilated the entire world, but unfortunately she didn't.

Even Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui were curious about what kind of interesting design Fate would use next to try and kill Hong.

The chase has almost turned into a game.

But... is it a cruel twist of Fate?

Or is Fate playing tricks on her?

"..."

Who knows?

Chapter 390 Is ruling the world really the ultimate goal of the Monster Group?!

Something's not right, the Rap King felt something was very wrong... The impact of the recent terrorist attacks is still expanding.

This will likely become a widely circulated event, recorded in history books.

It might even become a laughing stock, a famous Hell joke or something.

However, the key issue is...

Neither he nor the current United States president would find it easy to continue the investigation... There are quite a few criminal gangs that have claimed responsibility for the terrorist attacks.

But upon closer inspection, it became clear that they were all just talking nonsense.

Good heavens! Can't terrorists have any conscience? Can't they abide by basic laws? They're admitting to doing something they clearly didn't do?!

YBB!

These organizations also used this opportunity to advertise themselves.

Does this look familiar?

[Such scenes are playing out all over the world right now!]

[You could be next! Unless you can make the most important decision of your life! Prove to everyone that you have the strength and courage to pursue freedom!]

Join the XX organization!

[Become an elite terrorist!]

[Battle against Counter-Strike!]

[Join the team and receive a free Golden Desert Eagle!]

"..." All I can say is, it's speechless.

However, given that this phenomenon seemed to appear "out of nowhere" and had already changed dramatically, Rap King wondered if it might be unusual.

Is there any possibility...?

Was this actually the work of God?

It's the "Moerae" that Cong Yu mentioned before. Because the Twin Towers were originally Fate to be destroyed.

Although it's unclear why, the Rap King was indeed able to perceive some clues that "the Twin Towers shouldn't exist in the first place."

Or perhaps, this is some kind of hint from Fate.

But is that kind of Fate really a good thing?

Rap King doesn't necessarily agree... because the predetermined disaster didn't happen, so he wants it to happen.

This seems somewhat unfair to the victims.

"Sigh... Moerae, Three Goddesses of Fate?"

The Rap King muttered to himself, looking quite troubled as he stayed in his family quarters. "This is truly an undeserved disaster."

As the Rap King muttered to himself, Cong Yu sighed softly, "It wasn't unforeseen... it wasn't Calamity, but a man-made one."

Indeed, perhaps only Calamity can be called undeserved calamities.

What is happening now is clearly premeditated.

He's probably a follower of God, trying to deceive and ambush! Is this the behavior of this hundred-year-old Underground Emperor of United States? No, it's not.

Just as the Rap King was about to respond, he suddenly realized something and turned to look at Cong Yu.

"Ah?"

Why is Cong Yu here?

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