Living with Magical Girls, but I'm a Villain Executive
Chapter 288

Suddenly Handsome

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The way the Doctor said it, so seriously, about "deceiving Fate," was kind of funny... it felt a bit like he was trying to fool a child.

It's like when you cover a baby's face with your hand and then remove it, giving the baby a frightening "Wow!" feeling.

Or rather, it's like we're just going through the motions with the audience of a stage play called "Fate"... and at this moment, everyone is an actor.

"And it's not over yet..."

The Doctor said, tapping on the computer screen, "I'm not sure if this level of 'fake death' can fool Fate... After all, such behavior is far too frivolous."

Even though the Rabbit Man fulfilled his Fate's objective after being severely injured... it was still a farce.

"Afterwards, when you return to work, Rabbit Man, let's see if Fate will regret its decision and resume its pursuit of you..."

As he said this, the Doctor rested his chin on his hand and looked at Cong Yu: "And how are things on your end, with Moerae?"

Very unsatisfactory.

Cong Yu shook her head, glanced at Xiao Cui, and then thought that since she had already been exposed and her disguise had been revealed, it didn't matter anymore.

He then recounted the entire story of his relationship with the Rap King.

And very sadly, neither Moerae nor his Followers of Moerae reacted to this at all... they completely ignored it.

"I see... So the 'God of Fate' and 'Fate' are in cahoots? Do Followers of Moerae know about Red Ears?"

The Doctor placed a strip of Three-No Pill on the table, saying, "Hmm, I don't think they knew..."

Indeed, it's probably an automatic reaction from Fate.

Those unexpected misfortunes are like the body sensing a virus, and then automatically using the immune system to fight it off.

Ah, if you think about it that way...

"I see. So, Followers of Moerae are prescription drugs?"

As she said this, Cong Yu smiled helplessly, "If the calamities of Fate are the white blood cells' counterattack, then powerful viruses like Red, which the immune system cannot handle, will be dealt with by Followers of Moerae... That's my speculation."

This is an interesting idea, but to directly refer to red as a virus... that's really a strange feeling.

"In short, give this to Hong, preferably on an empty stomach. Don't drink too much water or eat too much before taking the medicine, otherwise she might lose control of her bladder after she dies..."

"If the red one has high resistance and doesn't die within ten minutes after taking only one pill, then take another pill, up to a maximum of three pills."

"They'll probably be dead for about ten hours. Keep an eye on them. If they're dead for more than twenty hours and still not alive, call me."

Although it was a very normal medical order, it was somehow incredibly ridiculous.

--

Exist

After a hazy afternoon nap, Hong opened her eyes to see Cong Yu carrying medicine... with a strange smile on her face.

"Da Hong! Time for your medicine!"

Red. "..."

Red. "!!!"

No! I never stopped you from cheating on me. Wait... we're not even husband and wife!

Why did you drug me?!

Don't people poison others without telling anyone these days?

Chapter 395 Suddenly Tall and Handsome

Deepest condolences... Hong Xiawu Hong.

"Slap! Slap!"

Yaochuan Guang clapped his hands and bowed to Teacher Hong, who was lying on the sofa, her life hanging in the balance, looking very serious.

"O soul, return! O soul, come back!"

"Return home, my soul, come back!"

"..." Sitting to the side, Lantian Zhu glanced sideways frequently, pondering why Yaochuan Guang was summoning a spirit here... Wasn't it said that Hong was faking her death?

It's not like he's really dead.

Is there any need to perform such a strange ritual here?

Cong Yu's gaze, however, was much simpler and clearer than Lantian Zhu's; it could be summed up in just two words—

Nerve.

Noticing Cong Yu's caring gaze towards the fool, Yaochuan Guang turned to look at him, then flicked Cong Yu's deliberately long sleeves.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh--"

While making strange noises, Yaochuan Guang shook his hand, which had been pulled back into his sleeve, revealing his snow-white shoulder.

Cong Yu: "..."

To be honest, I don't really understand Yaochuan Guang's thought process.

Cong Yu rolled her eyes and continued playing the online game with Lantian Zhu... it was the kind of family game where two people cooperate to complete the game.

It's the kind of game where two players go on an adventure together, playing as a married couple and clearing levels together... There were similar games in Cong Yu's previous life.

It's even the best game.

Perfect for couples to play together...

However, at this moment it's like three people are playing together... Although Yaochuan Guang himself doesn't play, he'll be pointing and giving advice from the sidelines.

The story also features many scenes of male and female characters holding hands and the two main characters kissing.

Whenever she encountered a similar situation, Lantian Zhu would always glance at Yaochuan Guang without making a sound, and then she would realize what was going on.

Yaochuan Guang didn't care at all.

"Wow wow wow!"

Even now, the child is still there, grinning foolishly.

Although she wanted to teach Yaochuan Guang a lesson, Lantian Zhu thought about it carefully... and realized that she didn't need to do so at all.

She's a beneficiary of the existing system!

Amidst the sighs of Cong Yu and Lantian Zhu, Yaochuan Guang stopped playing around and lazily lay down to continue watching the two play games.

Then, as if remembering something, she asked, "After taking the drug to fake death... will Teacher Hong have to go back to class?"

That seems to be true, but Cong Yu thinks that Hong doesn't want to go back to class... She didn't come to Wind City High School with pure intentions in the first place.

Although the mission was supposed to be to investigate Monster and the 21st Group, the main reason was to come and see Cong Yu.

Now that they're already staying at Cong Yu's house, they definitely have no intention of going back to class.

Even decent people don't enjoy going to work.

"If nothing unexpected happens, that's how it will be."

As she said this, Cong Yu looked at Hong, who was sprawled on the sofa like a lump of mud, with half of her arm and leg hanging out.

After Rabbit Man went back to work, everything seemed fine... Fate didn't throw a curveball.

There was no "What?! Aren't you supposed to be in good health?" or any re-investigation of the Rabbit Man's "resurrection."

This was obviously great news for Cong Yu and the Doctor.

Of course, the Rabbit Man's expression was obviously not pleasant, and she really didn't want to go to work... but that's a story for another time.

"However, we still need to take the medicine and successfully satisfy Fate... after all, it's just a fake death."

Cong Yu said this.

This is quite different from the Rabbit Man's fate... The Rabbit Man's Fate was to recover from serious injuries, and she indeed did recover from serious injuries in the end.

Hong was, after all, feigning death.

Even if a fake death looks incredibly real, it's still still fake.

Looking at Cong Yu, who was facing the television, she thought, "It's about time. Hong should be waking up soon too."

If he doesn't wake up, the Doctor would say something unexpected happened.

"Hmm--"

Hong let out a soft groan, opened her eyes with slight rustling sounds, her gaze somewhat dazed.

Hong, who had regained some consciousness, looked around and seemed not to have fully recovered from her apparent death.

Her lips moved, as if she were trying to speak, but her voice was hoarse and barely audible...

Realizing this, Hong coughed violently.

"Cough cough cough! Cough cough cough!"

Then, with Yaochuan Guang's help, Hong, still groggy, got up, rubbed her eyes, picked up a can of cola from the coffee table, and took two sips.

Then, a hoarse sound came out--

"I'm back!"

"..." Although it felt a bit strange to say that, Cong Yu didn't complain at this moment, but smiled and said, "Well, well, welcome back."

After a while, Teacher Hong seemed to feel better. She stretched her limbs and said, "Perfect! Haha! I'm so hot!"

Drive like this

Heartbroken, she got up and started running around, lamenting that she had successfully deceived Fate.

This is one small step for the world, but one giant leap for mankind.

On the spot, Hong threw her head back and laughed loudly, letting out three long howls.

"Who dares to kill me? Who dares to kill me?!"

Then, Hong ran to the bathroom door and stepped on the water stains left by Yaochuan Guang after he mopped the floor.

Then his foot slipped, and his head slammed into the shelf hanging on the wall with a "thud"... He fell flat on his face!

Then, before Hong could even get up from where she had fallen to the ground...

The glass bottle on the shelf suddenly fell down, and if nothing unexpected happens... it'll probably stick to Red's head.

However, the bottle was caught in mid-air by Cong Yu, who rushed over from behind.

"Ah, it seems..."

Hong: "Ah... indeed."

It seems that Fate is a bit more rigorous than imagined; a simple "fake death" is not enough to fool people.

"Sigh, let's go, let's go report."

As Cong Yu spoke, he pulled Hong up from the ground. He took a deep breath. "It seems that the time has indeed come when we have no other choice."

Hong, having gotten up, brushed the dust off herself and gently twisted her neck. "Ha, it seems so..."

At this moment, Cong Yu and Hong stood side by side.

Their dark eyes and crimson eyes seemed to flash with lightning-like light in the air... conveying a certain determination and power.

Only now has it become clear that...

The two, as genuine "villains," possess a unique kind of handsomeness and charm in this "mere world."

"We're going out for a bit, and we probably won't be back for dinner... We might be going on a long trip soon, and we'll let you know afterward."

As she said this, Cong Yu changed her shoes in the entryway, put her hands in her pockets, and waited for Hong to put on her high heels.

Prepare to begin; let Chi You declare her dominion over the world.

Find Moerae's henchmen, then pierce the chest of Fate and God.

"Wait, Cong Yu- chan... I want to go too."

Yaochuan Guang said this.

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